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(BBC)   Passenger jet crashes into apartment building in Nigerian capitol. Over 150 princes, bank officials, widows, and generous cancer-stricken millionaires feared dead   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 197
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2012-06-03 10:37:51 PM  
CasperImproved: ///Too early is never funny

So let me just throw this out there then: When does it stop being "too soon"?
 
2012-06-03 10:42:50 PM  

BronyMedic: CasperImproved: ///Too early is never funny

So let me just throw this out there then: When does it stop being "too soon"?


Is it too soon to tell you that someone else other than your father boned your mom?

/You be the judge
 
2012-06-03 10:56:38 PM  
I think they should just NUKE Nigeria from orbit...

/it's the only way to be sure...
 
2012-06-03 11:23:07 PM  

TFA: Soldiers tried to disperse the onlookers using rubber whips


I have the weirdest boner right now.
 
2012-06-03 11:36:44 PM  

mephisto6: Ringo48: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

Because Farkers never make insensitive comments about deaths in America.

Well, it IS all about proximity.

was it a mitch hedberg joke?

Old lady Crabitz dies of old age and we trip, because she lived right down the street. Yet we hear about 200 nigerians in a bus, going off a cliff and think "damn. How'd they get that many people on a bus."

Doesn't make it right, but there it is


Isnt that the basis behind dunbar's number?
 
2012-06-03 11:57:23 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: srtpointman: mephisto6: pounddawg: TravisBickle62: I'm taking up a collection for the survivors, please post bank account details in thread.

Now you know that any time you put in cc numbers they come up as
xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx exp xx/xx

Really? Let me try

6474 2748 3805 1846 exp 12/15

Now don't you feel stupid?

http://www.brainjar.com/js/validation/default2.asp
the page at brainjar.com says INVALID


I'm not even close to being crippled!
 
2012-06-04 12:05:33 AM  

BronyMedic: a greater number of people than I think



What happened? You used to speak for everyone on fark about me. now it's just a great number? Your home is Stormfront, go back there.
 
2012-06-04 12:07:22 AM  

zzrhardy: intelligent comment below: Here was the harshest "insult" in the entire Canada topic

Maybe his moose died, or he got cut from his hockey team. Who knows with Canadians.

So, both threads use national stereotypes to make light of a tragedy.

Thanks for the research.



That was a light hearted joke about Canada where one person died. This is nothing but racists making fun of dumb black people and how everyone in Nigeria is an email scammer. 150+ people is a lot of people, you have no respect. But then again most people online don't consider black people to be people in the first place.
 
2012-06-04 12:14:56 AM  
Dumbass1127 2012-06-03 09:32:46 PM

Kittypie070: It's shiat like this, Africa. Goddammit, maintain your farking airfleets.

You: b-b-but everyone else does it too!


English, motherfarker, dost thou speak it!?

Does it not occur to you that this specific accident happened IN AFRICA?
 
2012-06-04 12:18:31 AM  

BronyMedic: CasperImproved: ///Too early is never funny

So let me just throw this out there then: When does it stop being "too soon"?


Give the medics time enough to pronounce, at least. Make sure they're not going to get better.
 
2012-06-04 12:19:04 AM  
intelligent comment below: What happened? You used to speak for everyone on fark about me. now it's just a great number? Your home is Stormfront, go back there.

Oh look. You're back. Preperation H work well, I take it?

Please, go race bait someone else who is easily offended.
 
2012-06-04 12:23:05 AM  

BronyMedic: go race bait



You mean like the debate on the first page about if there is a city in Niger called "Please"?

Race baiting indeed.
 
2012-06-04 12:31:20 AM  
intelligent comment below: You mean like the debate on the first page about if there is a city in Niger called "Please"?

Race baiting indeed.


Woohoo! Obvious concern troll is obvious!

I'm sorry, but isn't it more racist to assume using an internet meme is racist? Why would your mind automatically go there when no one had made a comment about racism, discrimination, or racial superiority until you said something?

The only conclusions one can draw from this is that A) You're being deliberately inflammatory - i.e. a troll - like you accuse anyone who disagrees with you of being, and/or B) You're a complete moron of a white knight who draws moral superiority from his impotent outrage that someone said something insensitive on the internet.
 
2012-06-04 12:32:13 AM  
To all the people screaming racism:
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
 
2012-06-04 12:32:59 AM  

intelligent comment below: BronyMedic: go race bait


You mean like the debate on the first page about if there is a city in Niger called "Please"?

Race baiting indeed.


You're race baiting me in another thread because I happened to use the term "white slavery." Go tap dance in Compton, see where it gets you.
 
2012-06-04 12:39:31 AM  

Gyrfalcon: intelligent comment below: BronyMedic: go race bait


You mean like the debate on the first page about if there is a city in Niger called "Please"?

Race baiting indeed.

You're race baiting me in another thread because I happened to use the term "white slavery." Go tap dance in Compton, see where it gets you.



Huh? Link?
 
2012-06-04 12:43:24 AM  

BronyMedic: intelligent comment below: You mean like the debate on the first page about if there is a city in Niger called "Please"?

Race baiting indeed.

Woohoo! Obvious concern troll is obvious!

I'm sorry, but isn't it more racist to assume using an internet meme is racist? Why would your mind automatically go there when no one had made a comment about racism, discrimination, or racial superiority until you said something?

The only conclusions one can draw from this is that A) You're being deliberately inflammatory - i.e. a troll - like you accuse anyone who disagrees with you of being, and/or B) You're a complete moron of a white knight who draws moral superiority from his impotent outrage that someone said something insensitive on the internet.



That's a whole bunch of butthurt when you are caught with your hands in the cookie jar

Yeah, I'm inflammatory by pointing out inflammatory insults in a topic about over a hundred dead people.
 
2012-06-04 12:45:55 AM  

intelligent comment below: Gyrfalcon: intelligent comment below: BronyMedic: go race bait


You mean like the debate on the first page about if there is a city in Niger called "Please"?

Race baiting indeed.

You're race baiting me in another thread because I happened to use the term "white slavery." Go tap dance in Compton, see where it gets you.


Huh? Link?


Do you not keep track of the people you insult? It's in the prostitution thread, dumbass. Or are you using an alt account and forgot where you were?

Goddamn, I'm racking them in today!
 
2012-06-04 12:48:43 AM  
So are you going to give me a link to it or not? How am I supposed to remember every argument?
 
2012-06-04 01:09:13 AM  
intelligent comment below: That's a whole bunch of butthurt when you are caught with your hands in the cookie jar

Yeah, I'm inflammatory by pointing out inflammatory insults in a topic about over a hundred dead people.


So, you're just trolling with pseudo-intellectual white knighting to get a rise out of people. You admit it, then?

Glad we got that out of the way.
 
2012-06-04 01:12:05 AM  

BronyMedic: intelligent comment below: That's a whole bunch of butthurt when you are caught with your hands in the cookie jar

Yeah, I'm inflammatory by pointing out inflammatory insults in a topic about over a hundred dead people.

So, you're just trolling with pseudo-intellectual white knighting to get a rise out of people. You admit it, then?

Glad we got that out of the way.



MAXIMUM TROLLING

So you can remember every post you made a day or 2 ago?

You're going on ignore now, you embarrassed yourself trying to claim the Nazi's weren't Christians and now you're just trying to troll for insults. Simple minded tool who is angry with everyone smarter than her.
 
2012-06-04 01:19:46 AM  
intelligent comment below: You're going on ignore now

You ignored me two days ago, remember?

intelligent comment below: you embarrassed yourself trying to claim the Nazi's weren't Christians

Threadjacking now?

Please quote where I said that. I think you'll find I didn't say what you think I said.

intelligent comment below: Simple minded tool who is angry with everyone smarter than her.

Ah! I see now. Pointing out your pseudo-intellectualism, and the fact you can't even get my gender right, makes me smarter than everyone else!

Nice to see YOU are now speaking for everyone else.

Back on ignore you go, concern troll.
 
2012-06-04 01:22:37 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Black smoke billowed at the crash scene

No shiat, Romero. What, did you think people would assume it was Asian smoke or something? Come on.


Omg you monster. I burnt my pants when i spit out my smoke.
 
2012-06-04 01:27:20 AM  

intelligent comment below: BronyMedic: intelligent comment below: That's a whole bunch of butthurt when you are caught with your hands in the cookie jar

Yeah, I'm inflammatory by pointing out inflammatory insults in a topic about over a hundred dead people.

So, you're just trolling with pseudo-intellectual white knighting to get a rise out of people. You admit it, then?

Glad we got that out of the way.


MAXIMUM TROLLING

So you can remember every post you made a day or 2 ago?

You're going on ignore now, you embarrassed yourself trying to claim the Nazi's weren't Christians and now you're just trying to troll for insults. Simple minded tool who is angry with everyone smarter than her.


HOLY CRAP! nazis weren't christians? i knew something was up. good thing i found out in this thread about nigerian plane princes.
 
2012-06-04 01:30:32 AM  
gravebayne2:

HOLY CRAP! nazis weren't christians? i knew something was up. good thing i found out in this thread about nigerian plane princes.


You gotta dig deep into those hidden statements, man. Hitler had no love for Christianity or the Church means there wasn't Christians in the Nazi regime. It's like, totally not argumentum ex culo.
 
2012-06-04 01:33:02 AM  
I watch the History channel all the time and even I didn't know the NAZIS weren't Christians.
 
2012-06-04 02:04:09 AM  

BronyMedic: You ignored me two days ago, remember?


Yes and I took you off ignore to see if you bought some grown up panties and acted like an adult.

BronyMedic: Threadjacking now?

Please quote where I said that. I think you'll find I didn't say what you think I said.


Threadjacking what? You threadjacked this and turned it into trolling me

BronyMedic: Ah! I see now. Pointing out your pseudo-intellectualism, and the fact you can't even get my gender right, makes me smarter than everyone else!

Nice to see YOU are now speaking for everyone else.

Back on ignore you go, concern troll.


pseudo-intellectualism?

You have no sources, no facts, no real arguments. You are a complete fraud. You even have the nerve to insult Wikipedia and its sources because you are an uneducated tool.
 
2012-06-04 02:05:15 AM  

BronyMedic: You gotta dig deep into those hidden statements, man. Hitler had no love for Christianity or the Church means there wasn't Christians in the Nazi regime. It's like, totally not argumentum ex culo.



You just never give up?

All of Wikipedia is a conspiracy against you and your facts
 
2012-06-04 02:06:55 AM  

Point02GPA: I watch the History channel all the time and even I didn't know the NAZIS weren't Christians.



They were Christians. Some Christians can't accept this though. I covered this thoroughly in my debunking of BronMedic

http://www.fark.com/comments/7141775/Good-News-clubs-teach-children-i n -public-schools-Biblical-importance-of-killing-all-nonbelievers
 
2012-06-04 02:08:06 AM  

intelligent comment below: Yeah, I'm inflammatory by pointing out inflammatory insults in a topic about over a hundred dead people.


A hundred and fifty. We civilised people no longer believe that a black person is worth two-thirds of a white person.
 
2012-06-04 02:50:00 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Capitol?


Came for the capitol snark.

Leaving bewildered and underwhelmed.

simpsons.neoseeker.com
 
2012-06-04 02:56:06 AM  

ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.


images.cheezburger.com
 
2012-06-04 03:04:15 AM  

universebetween: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

If you didnt laugh at the headline then you shouldnt be on Fark.


Exactly, and subby atleast used the sad tag, that counts, right?

fusillade762: The cause of the crash is not yet known.

I'm gonna go with "Unexpected loss of altitude".


I'll wait until natgeo profiles this on "seconds from disaster".

Gratch: From the article: President Goodluck Jonathan has declared three days of mourning.

Wait...what?


Yeah, his name did not cover those people on the plane or on the ground.

intelligent comment below: redsquid: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

Is it your first day here? We laugh at just about everyone's death. fark your silly PC feelings.

How many jokes were in the Canada mall shooting topic yesterday?

Little to none


There was a mall shooting in canada? Were they mad that some place ran out of denim jackets before their prom?
 
2012-06-04 03:33:15 AM  
As a Nigerian Prince, I'm really getting a kick out of these replies!
 
2012-06-04 03:38:46 AM  
The Nazis were public Christians. It wasn't like Hitler could claim to be saving the western world if he praised Allah.
 
2012-06-04 04:20:14 AM  
orbister: intelligent comment below: Yeah, I'm inflammatory by pointing out inflammatory insults in a topic about over a hundred dead people.

A hundred and fifty. We civilised people no longer believe that a black person is worth two-thirds of a white person.


OH. SNAP.
 
2012-06-04 06:06:28 AM  
Kony, bro. Kony.
 
2012-06-04 06:50:34 AM  

soj4life: universebetween: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

If you didnt laugh at the headline then you shouldnt be on Fark.

Exactly, and subby atleast used the sad tag, that counts, right?

fusillade762: The cause of the crash is not yet known.

I'm gonna go with "Unexpected loss of altitude".

I'll wait until natgeo profiles this on "seconds from disaster".

Gratch: From the article: President Goodluck Jonathan has declared three days of mourning.

Wait...what?

Yeah, his name did not cover those people on the plane or on the ground.

intelligent comment below: redsquid: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

Is it your first day here? We laugh at just about everyone's death. fark your silly PC feelings.

How many jokes were in the Canada mall shooting topic yesterday?

Little to none

There was a mall shooting in canada? Were they mad that some place ran out of denim jackets before their prom?


Before this thread goes full nuclear (actually it already has), I'd just like to point out that no list of funny Canadians is complete without the Kids in the Hall.
 
2012-06-04 07:52:01 AM  

intelligent comment below: Point02GPA: I watch the History channel all the time and even I didn't know the NAZIS weren't Christians.


They were Christians. Some Christians can't accept this though. I covered this thoroughly in my debunking of BronMedic

http://www.fark.com/comments/7141775/Good-News-clubs-teach-children-i n -public-schools-Biblical-importance-of-killing-all-nonbelievers


Well, so it's my fault that I don't believe you your believes?
 
2012-06-04 08:14:08 AM  
Point02GPA: Well, so it's my fault that I don't believe you your believes?

You have to understand something. In intelligent comment below's insane troll logic, the only reason ANYONE would go against anything he/she/it says is because they're a fanatical,devout right-wing Christ folk type person. That's the only reason someone would point out that his/her/it's statement went against known historical facts*.

*The argument was not that the Nazi regime did not have Christians in it, because it most certainly did. The argument that was made was that Hitler had no love for Christianity, and was using predominantly Christian anti-semetic sentiments as long as it suited the nazi party, and that he would have invariably replaced the organized religion of Christianity with German and Aryan Nationalism and Mysticism.
 
2012-06-04 08:43:44 AM  
BronyMedic~

Thanks for the update/info.
 
2012-06-04 09:57:43 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Black smoke billowed at the crash scene

No shiat, Romero. What, did you think people would assume it was Asian smoke or something? Come on.


Smeggy Smurf: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom:

Comment of the farking year right there
+1, would spray whiskey and coke out my nose again



NotThatGirl:

Well, if they weren't black before the plane crashed, they are now...


/aisle seat please...


save room for me, please

/omg, that was hilarious
//this thread got an unprecedented triple funny button vote, and I had to stop less than a third of the way through the comments
///pretty sure there'll be smoking where we're going
 
2012-06-04 02:04:28 PM  

intelligent comment below: redsquid: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

Is it your first day here? We laugh at just about everyone's death. fark your silly PC feelings.

How many jokes were in the Canada mall shooting topic yesterday?

Little to none


Maybe it has something to do with how shootings are impossible in Canada? Making jokes about fairy tales is boring.
 
2012-06-04 07:03:25 PM  

BronyMedic: Point02GPA: Well, so it's my fault that I don't believe you your believes?

You have to understand something. In intelligent comment below's insane troll logic, the only reason ANYONE would go against anything he/she/it says is because they're a fanatical,devout right-wing Christ folk type person. That's the only reason someone would point out that his/her/it's statement went against known historical facts*.

*The argument was not that the Nazi regime did not have Christians in it, because it most certainly did. The argument that was made was that Hitler had no love for Christianity, and was using predominantly Christian anti-semetic sentiments as long as it suited the nazi party, and that he would have invariably replaced the organized religion of Christianity with German and Aryan Nationalism and Mysticism.



Give it up, kid.

You and your sources from 1945 were thoroughly owned

Now go back to the short bus where you and your friends can celebrate "victory"
 
2012-06-04 07:54:21 PM  
intelligent comment below: Give it up, kid.

You and your sources from 1945 were thoroughly owned

Now go back to the short bus where you and your friends can celebrate "victory"


Says the person who believes a Wikipedia article which says "Some historians believe" is an intellectual checkmate, rather than sources from Rutger's Law Scholars.

Hey. Maybe you can tell me what Wikipedia says about Global Warming. Surely "some scientists believe" is proof that it doesn't happen.
 
2012-06-04 07:55:26 PM  
Also, now's a good time to post this.

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Danth's_Law
 
2012-06-04 10:48:14 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: "Capitol"?


"Third World" my ass. These people have the technology to fit entire apartment buildings inside other buildings.
 
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