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(BBC)   Passenger jet crashes into apartment building in Nigerian capitol. Over 150 princes, bank officials, widows, and generous cancer-stricken millionaires feared dead   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 197
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2012-06-03 05:36:17 PM  
I'm taking up a collection for the survivors, please post bank account details in thread.
 
2012-06-03 05:36:28 PM  
150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.
 
2012-06-03 05:36:33 PM  
There's too many motherfarking Nigerians on this motherfarking plane!
 
2012-06-03 05:36:59 PM  
Crap, a guy who was bringing me a briefcase of cash as the first of many payments was on that flight.
 
2012-06-03 05:37:07 PM  
I didn't think you could get that many people in a DC-3.
 
2012-06-03 05:37:57 PM  

ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.


Because Farkers never make insensitive comments about deaths in America.
 
2012-06-03 05:38:44 PM  
CSB:

My bros g/f was looking for a puppy on Craigslist and she contacted some local people. They wanted her to route the money to them through Nigeria but supposedly had the dogs with them in the USA.
www.fazpensar.com
 
2012-06-03 05:38:55 PM  
I'll see you in hell, subby, where we are both assuredly going.

/window seat, smoking section
 
2012-06-03 05:39:05 PM  
ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

t1.gstatic.com
 
2012-06-03 05:39:19 PM  

ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.


Is it your first day here? We laugh at just about everyone's death. fark your silly PC feelings.
 
2012-06-03 05:39:23 PM  

ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.


Niger, please.
 
2012-06-03 05:39:30 PM  

ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.


If you didnt laugh at the headline then you shouldnt be on Fark.
 
2012-06-03 05:39:55 PM  
The cause of the crash is not yet known.

I'm gonna go with "Unexpected loss of altitude".
 
2012-06-03 05:41:27 PM  
From the article: President Goodluck Jonathan has declared three days of mourning.

Wait...what?
 
2012-06-03 05:41:47 PM  
Nigerian congress ramming through NIGERIA Patriot Act as we speak.
 
2012-06-03 05:42:29 PM  

Guidette Frankentits: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

Niger, please.


*snert*
 
2012-06-03 05:43:14 PM  

TravisBickle62: I'm taking up a collection for the survivors, please post bank account details in thread.


Now you know that any time you put in cc numbers they come up as
xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx exp xx/xx
 
2012-06-03 05:43:21 PM  
Gratch: Wait...what?

That's what they told him on the first day on the job.
 
2012-06-03 05:44:08 PM  
That headline was awesome enough to make me snort iced tea through my nostrils.
 
2012-06-03 05:44:09 PM  
+1, subby. Would LOL again!
 
2012-06-03 05:44:22 PM  
Black smoke billowed at the crash scene

No shiat, Romero. What, did you think people would assume it was Asian smoke or something? Come on.
 
2012-06-03 05:44:37 PM  

ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.


8/10 because you actually got quite a few responses.

/also I LOLed
 
2012-06-03 05:46:02 PM  
I don't get out of bed in the morning & open my Nigerian email for less than $100,000,000.

You only want to deposit $40,000,000 in my bank account? Niger, please.
 
2012-06-03 05:46:59 PM  

Matthew Keene: I didn't think you could get that many people in a DC-3.


Ryan Air: "Challenge accepted!"
 
2012-06-03 05:47:39 PM  
Hello,

I am Barr. Phillip Butulezi, an attorney of law to a deceased Immigrant property Magnate, who was based in the U.K, also referred to as my client.

On the 25th of July 2000Yesterday, my client, his wife, and their two Children died in the Air France concord plane crash bound for New York plane crash earlier today. They were on their way to a world cruise.

Prior to that accident and since then, I have been managing Mr Schoeler's properties here in the U.K. Some of these properties, at the time of the accident, were already put on sale. I, as his attorney, monitored the sale of the properties, and the depositing of the proceeds into Mr Schoeler's main U.K bank account. I have contacted you initially to assist me in repatriating the money, and possibly ownership of some of the property left behind by my client; this is to prevent ownership of both reverting to the state. By U.K law, ownership of funds in current bank accounts unattended for six years will automatically revert back to her majesty's government treasury. However, the legal procedure to activate this takes about three months, of which there are just about two months left.

The bank has recently issued me a notice to provide details of any of Mr Schoeler's next of kin within a short period of time, this thereby triggers off the procedure of reverting ownership of the funds to her majesty's government. My Late client's main Uk bank account is valued at fifteen million, five hundred thousand U.S dollars ($15.5m). Since I have been unsuccessful in locating any relatives of my late client in the last six years; and with the bank indicating that they now wish to shortly start the procedure of reversion of ownership of the funds to the state, I now seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you. And then you in turn can send me my share of the money. The ratio for the sharing of the funds will be fifty per cent (50%) to me, forty per cent (40%) to you, and ten per cent (10%) for miscellaneous expenses that might arise. I have all the necessary information that will be used to back up any claim we may make..

All I require is your honest co-operation and confidentiality to enable us sees this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Trust me, as Mr Schoeler's attorney; this is a risk-free transaction. Please send me your full names, address, and your telephone and fax numbers to enable us discuss this matter further.

I very much look forward to a swift response from you.

Kindest regards,

Barr. Phillip Butulezi
 
2012-06-03 05:47:51 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Black smoke billowed at the crash scene

No shiat, Romero. What, did you think people would assume it was Asian smoke or something? Come on.


+1 to you sir. I cried at that.
 
2012-06-03 05:47:53 PM  

Gratch: From the article: President Goodluck Jonathan has declared three days of mourning.


i759.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-03 05:49:18 PM  

fusillade762: The cause of the crash is not yet known.

I'm gonna go with "Unexpected loss of altitude".


Undesired airframe/ground interface
 
2012-06-03 05:51:48 PM  
150 people? Mexicans can do that in a Ford Windstar.
 
2012-06-03 05:52:40 PM  

Goimir: I'll see you in hell, subby, where we are both assuredly going.

/window seat, smoking section


no seat belt, and playing Words With Friends while chatting on the phone.

//see ya there, bud!
 
2012-06-03 05:55:52 PM  

redsquid: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

Is it your first day here? We laugh at just about everyone's death. fark your silly PC feelings.


How many jokes were in the Canada mall shooting topic yesterday?

Little to none
 
2012-06-03 05:57:04 PM  

intelligent comment below: redsquid: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

Is it your first day here? We laugh at just about everyone's death. fark your silly PC feelings.

How many jokes were in the Canada mall shooting topic yesterday?

Little to none


Yeah but Canadians aren't funny
 
2012-06-03 05:57:33 PM  

pounddawg: TravisBickle62: I'm taking up a collection for the survivors, please post bank account details in thread.

Now you know that any time you put in cc numbers they come up as
xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx exp xx/xx


Really? Let me try
 
2012-06-03 05:58:56 PM  
Unplanned Fusing of Inhabitants and Airframe
 
2012-06-03 05:59:33 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Black smoke billowed at the crash scene

No shiat, Romero. What, did you think people would assume it was Asian smoke or something? Come on.


Oh good god, oh hell yes....
 
2012-06-03 06:00:22 PM  

Gratch: From the article: President Goodluck Jonathan has declared three days of mourning.

Wait...what?


From the continent that brought you General Butt Naked.
 
2012-06-03 06:01:43 PM  

TravisBickle62: intelligent comment below: redsquid: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

Is it your first day here? We laugh at just about everyone's death. fark your silly PC feelings.

How many jokes were in the Canada mall shooting topic yesterday?

Little to none

Yeah but Canadians aren't funny


Aren't funny, strange or aren't funny, ha ha?
 
2012-06-03 06:04:21 PM  

grokca: TravisBickle62: intelligent comment below: redsquid: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

Is it your first day here? We laugh at just about everyone's death. fark your silly PC feelings.

How many jokes were in the Canada mall shooting topic yesterday?

Little to none

Yeah but Canadians aren't funny

Aren't funny, strange or aren't funny, ha ha?


They are funny strange. Just not funny ha ha. Except for Mike Meyers. And Weird AL. Yep, that's about it.
 
2012-06-03 06:04:27 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Black smoke billowed at the crash scene

No shiat, Romero. What, did you think people would assume it was Asian smoke or something? Come on.


Comment of the farking year right there
+1, would spray whiskey and coke out my nose again
 
2012-06-03 06:05:21 PM  

ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.


No, it's okay to joke about them because they were black.
 
2012-06-03 06:06:25 PM  

lasercannon: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

No, it's okay to joke about them because they were black.


How do you know they were black? Could have been a UN delegation from Sweden
 
2012-06-03 06:06:47 PM  

ultraholland: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

[t1.gstatic.com image 225x225]


So, I looked at Google maps, and i hate to tell you, that that map is incorrect. There is no Please in Niger.

The city referenced is Niamey, the capital.

Your welcome.
 
2012-06-03 06:07:33 PM  

lasercannon: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

No, it's okay to joke about them because they were black.


How are you so sure they were black? For all you know they could have been a bunch of French nuns holding babies on their laps.
 
2012-06-03 06:09:35 PM  

rooftop235: They are funny strange. Just not funny ha ha. Except for Mike Meyers. And Weird AL. Yep, that's about it.


Weird Al is from California.
 
2012-06-03 06:10:54 PM  
Anyway it got the "SAD" tag, what more do you want? We all has a SAD now.
 
2012-06-03 06:11:27 PM  

ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.


Africa? Is that a country in Nigeria?
 
2012-06-03 06:11:48 PM  

Ringo48: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

Because Farkers never make insensitive comments about deaths in America.


Well, it IS all about proximity.

was it a mitch hedberg joke?

Old lady Crabitz dies of old age and we trip, because she lived right down the street. Yet we hear about 200 nigerians in a bus, going off a cliff and think "damn. How'd they get that many people on a bus."

Doesn't make it right, but there it is
 
2012-06-03 06:12:21 PM  
Damn. Another day, another reason I thank the FSM that when it was my turn to be born, I was not born in Nigeria.
 
2012-06-03 06:15:51 PM  

intelligent comment below: redsquid: ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

Is it your first day here? We laugh at just about everyone's death. fark your silly PC feelings.

How many jokes were in the Canada mall shooting topic yesterday?

Little to none


Guess what- Africans don't need you to stick up for them. They are big boys and they can fight their own battles. If certain people spent more time worrying about the people who live within 10 miles of them and less time flapping their lips about Tibet, Africa, and all the other poor brown folks all over the world America would be something to be proud of. I know it's much easier to slap a sticker on your hybrid, send a fiver through paypal, and bore your friends to death vomiting up some factoids from NPR about the oppressed indigenous blahblahblah, but getting your own house in order and living the example is a much more positive step. It's also much harder and can't be expressed in a pithy catch phrases. Nobody wants to be involved in anything that takes more than three words to explain.
 
2012-06-03 06:17:04 PM  
ApeShaft: 150 people just died - but it's ok to joke about it because they were from Africa.

Of course it is. They were black people. We've got billions more of them. It's like mourning when an Asian man commits suicide. Why?

Now, if there were White people involved, then it would truely be a national tragedy.

/ticket to hell, window seat please.
 
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