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(Post-Star)   Donald Trump wants a position in President Mitt Romney's cabinet, preferably negotiating with foreign governments. No, not an Onion piece   (poststar.com) divider line 141
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2012-06-03 12:20:48 PM  
Is Guttersnipe a cabinet-level position?
 
2012-06-03 01:00:43 PM  
Him, or his hair?
 
2012-06-03 01:01:18 PM  
www.mediabistro.com
 
2012-06-03 01:01:47 PM  
Hahahahahahahahahahaaaaa snert, great joke. Oh wait, he's serious?
 
2012-06-03 01:29:48 PM  

rynthetyn: Hahahahahahahahahahaaaaa snert, great joke. Oh wait, he's serious?


yeah i think he seriously believes that romney has a chance to win the white house.
 
2012-06-03 01:31:45 PM  
It'd almost be worth it just to see that final moment when he gets fired
 
2012-06-03 01:31:55 PM  
A thread on a subject of serious import must be responded to in the serious manner it deserves.


So start posting the ponies already.
 
2012-06-03 01:32:54 PM  
All those casinos with his name on them and he doesn't have anyone to explain that screaming "ALL IN" when your hole cards are the three of clubs and an Uno "Skip Player" is rarely successful?
 
2012-06-03 01:56:24 PM  
How many animal sacrifices are required to ensure that this happens?
 
2012-06-03 02:00:25 PM  

Apos: How many animal sacrifices are required to ensure that this happens?


considering he would have to pass senate confirmation, I'd guess all of them.
 
2012-06-03 02:16:56 PM  

Ambivalence: Apos: How many animal sacrifices are required to ensure that this happens?

considering he would have to pass senate confirmation, I'd guess all of them.


Then I'd better get started.
 
2012-06-03 02:17:02 PM  
Secretary of Class.
 
2012-06-03 02:28:52 PM  

Ed Finnerty: Secretary of Class. Trumpification


Same thing, but more accurate.
 
2012-06-03 02:29:12 PM  

Apos: How many animal sacrifices are required to ensure that this happens?


That depends. Does he use a different hairpiece for each day of the week?
 
2012-06-03 02:31:09 PM  
Don't underestimate Trump. Not that he deserves the attention he gets or that he wields some special powers etc....But Schwarzenegger was able to be governor and I'm sure Trump would have no problem getting elected to something. He's the original billionaire who has a large base of people who at least have heard his name.
 
2012-06-03 02:33:13 PM  
Question for the thread: Bolton or Trump, which would be a better Secretary of State?

You may define "better" as you like see fit.
 
2012-06-03 02:33:31 PM  
i761.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-03 02:33:49 PM  
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS TRADE AGREEMENT. THIS IS THE MOST PREMIUM TRADE AGREEMENT THAT MONEY CAN BUY. THE TRUMP PREMIUM TRADE AGREEMENT WILL BE ABSOLUTELY TREMENDOUS. THIS TRUMP TRADE AGREEMENT WILL INCLUDE THE MOST LUXURIOUS GOLF COURSE IN THE WORLD, AND WE'RE GOING TO GOLD-PLATE OUR EMBASSIES. THEY WILL BE THE MOST MAGNIFICENT EMBASSIES IN THE WORLD, AND THEY'LL HAVE FAUX ITALIAN MARBLE ON ALL THE FLOORS. MY SECRET SERVICE DETAIL WILL BE WEARING THE MOST TREMENDOUS ARMANI KNOCKOFFS MONEY CAN BUY, AND IT WILL BE ABSOLUTELY SPECTACULAR.
 
2012-06-03 02:33:53 PM  

Salt Lick Steady: [i761.photobucket.com image 293x164]


Glad I wasn't the only one that thought of that.
 
2012-06-03 02:34:10 PM  
In answer to the editorial the reason Romney will embrace Trump is because he's a windsock candidate who will accept any position so long as it might get him a few votes.

He even outright said this.
 
2012-06-03 02:34:49 PM  
No, he should be President Romney's Attorney General so that he can prosecute former Presidents that lied about where they were born.
 
2012-06-03 02:34:51 PM  
Bent over holding one's ankles is an appropriate position in a republican administration
 
2012-06-03 02:36:24 PM  

Guidette Frankentits: Don't underestimate Trump. Not that he deserves the attention he gets or that he wields some special powers etc....But Schwarzenegger was able to be governor and I'm sure Trump would have no problem getting elected to something. He's the original billionaire who has a large base of people who at least have heard his name.


Arnold was a reasonable moderate. Trump is a batshait crazy egotist.
 
2012-06-03 02:36:31 PM  

HMS_Blinkin: LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS TRADE AGREEMENT. THIS IS THE MOST PREMIUM TRADE AGREEMENT THAT MONEY CAN BUY. THE TRUMP PREMIUM TRADE AGREEMENT WILL BE ABSOLUTELY TREMENDOUS. THIS TRUMP TRADE AGREEMENT WILL INCLUDE THE MOST LUXURIOUS GOLF COURSE IN THE WORLD, AND WE'RE GOING TO GOLD-PLATE OUR EMBASSIES. THEY WILL BE THE MOST MAGNIFICENT EMBASSIES IN THE WORLD, AND THEY'LL HAVE FAUX ITALIAN MARBLE ON ALL THE FLOORS. MY SECRET SERVICE DETAIL WILL BE WEARING THE MOST TREMENDOUS ARMANI KNOCKOFFS MONEY CAN BUY, AND IT WILL BE ABSOLUTELY SPECTACULAR.


9/10 You left out "WORLD CLASS"
 
2012-06-03 02:36:35 PM  
Secretary of HR?
 
2012-06-03 02:37:42 PM  

theorellior: Question for the thread: Bolton or Trump, which would be a better Secretary of State?

You may define "better" as you like see fit.


Bolton would probably actually show up for the job, so I'd have to go with Trump as the better candidate.
 
2012-06-03 02:38:08 PM  

sdd2000: HMS_Blinkin: LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS TRADE AGREEMENT. THIS IS THE MOST PREMIUM TRADE AGREEMENT THAT MONEY CAN BUY. THE TRUMP PREMIUM TRADE AGREEMENT WILL BE ABSOLUTELY TREMENDOUS. THIS TRUMP TRADE AGREEMENT WILL INCLUDE THE MOST LUXURIOUS GOLF COURSE IN THE WORLD, AND WE'RE GOING TO GOLD-PLATE OUR EMBASSIES. THEY WILL BE THE MOST MAGNIFICENT EMBASSIES IN THE WORLD, AND THEY'LL HAVE FAUX ITALIAN MARBLE ON ALL THE FLOORS. MY SECRET SERVICE DETAIL WILL BE WEARING THE MOST TREMENDOUS ARMANI KNOCKOFFS MONEY CAN BUY, AND IT WILL BE ABSOLUTELY SPECTACULAR.

9/10 You left out "WORLD CLASS"


Also forgot:

"IT'S GOING TO BE HUUUGGGE!"

i.huffpost.com
 
2012-06-03 02:38:41 PM  
It would almost be worth it to watch Putin turn him into a gibbering mass of fecal matter
 
2012-06-03 02:40:01 PM  
Can you imagine?

"Gentlemen, the US cannot allow the People's Republic to run missile drills 3 miles off the coast of California. We demand you withdraw your fleet immediately."

"We will not withdraw our fleet. But in return, we will agree to pickup a 10 year commitment on The Apprentice: China, with a guaranteed viewership of over 50 million people, and will also offer to fund development of Trump Towers: Hong Kong.

"Gentlemen, I believe we have a deal."
 
2012-06-03 02:40:08 PM  
I would love to see the confirmation hearings after Trump had to file all the finacial disclosure documents.
 
2012-06-03 02:41:01 PM  

Jacobin: It would almost be worth it to watch Putin turn him into a gibbering mass of fecal matter


I think that entire concept is redundant
 
2012-06-03 02:43:39 PM  
it is good times to be a writer for the daily show
 
2012-06-03 02:46:48 PM  
Is there a reason why Romney hasn't (or can't) come right out and tell this clown to take a hike?
 
2012-06-03 02:47:01 PM  
These days, all Republican-related news stories sound like The Onion.
 
2012-06-03 02:47:28 PM  

theorellior: Question for the thread: Bolton or Trump, which would be a better Secretary of State?

You may define "better" as you like see fit.


This is akin to deciding between Adam Sandler and Dane Cook as the better comedian.
 
2012-06-03 02:48:32 PM  
Trump would make a good cabinet member. He's very smart. I know this because Trump said so, and I believe him because I heard he was really smart
 
2012-06-03 02:48:42 PM  

Apos: This is akin to deciding between Adam Sandler and Dane Cook as the better comedian.


There is more chance of lulz with either Bolton or Trump, though.
 
2012-06-03 02:49:25 PM  

miniflea: Is there a reason why Romney hasn't (or can't) come right out and tell this clown to take a hike?


I kinda think he's using Trump to keep the batshiat faction of the republican base on board, while he continues to cater to the job creators.
 
2012-06-03 02:49:46 PM  
Honestly, I think Trump has the ability to be the straw that sinks the Titanic's toupee.

He could singlehandedly destroy Romney's campaign.
 
2012-06-03 02:49:51 PM  

ordinarysteve: it is good times to be a writer for the daily show


Yep. Because this sh*t writes itself.
 
2012-06-03 02:49:59 PM  
i47.tinypic.com

They put in random. Look very nice.
 
2012-06-03 02:50:45 PM  

theorellior: Apos: This is akin to deciding between Adam Sandler and Dane Cook as the better comedian.

There is more chance of lulz with either Bolton or Trump, though.


Heh....Quite true.
 
2012-06-03 02:51:20 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Trump would make a good cabinet member. He's very smart. I know this because Trump said so, and I believe him because I heard he was really smart


Plus I have also heard the black people like him.
 
2012-06-03 02:51:23 PM  

miniflea: Is there a reason why Romney hasn't (or can't) come right out and tell this clown to take a hike?


The Romneybot may not act in a way to lessen his chances to get 50.1% or, through inaction, allow his chances to fall to 49.9%.
 
2012-06-03 02:51:24 PM  

thomps: yeah i think he seriously believes that romney has a chance to win the white house.


Romney will most likely win. The conservatives have somehow managed to convince the American people to demand austerity measures during what is supposed to be an economic recovery, thereby ensuring that the economy will slip back into recession. Since Americans also fire whoever happens to be in office when the economy goes south, that means Obama gets the can.

Then Romney can spend 4 years kicking us while we're down, yelling "and stay dead" at our corpse and walking off with a pocket full of money.
 
2012-06-03 02:51:30 PM  

sdd2000: I would love to see the confirmation hearings after Trump had to file all the finacial disclosure documents.


This. I always suspected that he was really just a gas bag living off of brand of "wealthy guy". I'd love to know the truth.
 
2012-06-03 02:52:23 PM  

miniflea: Is there a reason why Romney hasn't (or can't) come right out and tell this clown to take a hike?


That would require wisdom, discretion and courage.
 
2012-06-03 02:56:05 PM  

Hollie Maea: miniflea: Is there a reason why Romney hasn't (or can't) come right out and tell this clown to take a hike?

That would require wisdom, discretion and courage.


And being a Republican presidential candidate and possesing one of the above will not get you 50.1% of the vote.
 
2012-06-03 02:56:30 PM  

Hollie Maea: thomps: yeah i think he seriously believes that romney has a chance to win the white house.

Romney will most likely win. The conservatives have somehow managed to convince the American people to demand austerity measures during what is supposed to be an economic recovery, thereby ensuring that the economy will slip back into recession. Since Americans also fire whoever happens to be in office when the economy goes south, that means Obama gets the can.

Then Romney can spend 4 years kicking us while we're down, yelling "and stay dead" at our corpse and walking off with a pocket full of money.


lol. I will bet you $10,000 that Romney won't win.
 
2012-06-03 02:58:07 PM  
Secretary of State? Renaming it the Department of Trump would be apropos all around.
 
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