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(Daily Mail)   Gold-plated vibrator worth $4,000 stolen from sex shop. "Au, yes ... Au, YES, YES" (with sorta-Not safe for work pic)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 13
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2012-06-03 12:53:05 PM
3 votes:
How exactly does one make the sales assistant at a sex shop so "tired up" they can't stop you from robbing the place? Giggity?
2012-06-03 03:21:19 PM
2 votes:
The suspect:

i.imgur.com
2012-06-03 01:29:43 PM
2 votes:
Damn vibrator pyrites.
2012-06-03 12:50:59 PM
2 votes:
For girls who like to come into money.
2012-06-03 12:50:55 PM
2 votes:
I would think someone would've seen this cumming.
2012-06-03 03:09:24 PM
1 votes:

lyndsayj: Radak: lyndsayj: Is it bad that I have the exact same vibrator shown in that display case? Same colour and all. Even has a black satin carry pouch ;)

Then please answer a very important question. Does it use some kind of off-the-shelf charging unit or is the thief royally screwed?

And I would've replied quicker but I spent a good 15 mins trying to find the damn charger in order to describe it.

/Damn small apartment and heaps of USB cords/chargers stashed around the place


Jeez...how many toys do you have?
2012-06-03 02:40:56 PM
1 votes:
Dear customer of A1 Sex shoppe:

There is a problem with your in-store selection of the Vibratronics XXL vibrator.

Please make another selection. That is the fire extinguisher.
2012-06-03 02:15:06 PM
1 votes:

lyndsayj: BumpInTheNight: lyndsayj: Is it bad that I have the exact same vibrator shown in that display case? Same colour and all. Even has a black satin carry pouch ;)

/Cost about $140 and worth every cent

You should probably return it, sounds like they really want it back.

They probably don't want to have used stock on display, though.


I think he meant the vibrator.
2012-06-03 02:02:29 PM
1 votes:

mekki: Sure, it's gold plated but it will still break after two uses.


in all fairness it does state "do not ride for 24 hour like tower of power" right on the side of the carton
2012-06-03 01:37:36 PM
1 votes:
Outwardly precious and crazily expensive, but deep down just some common ore.

Something something my ex-wife.
2012-06-03 01:22:24 PM
1 votes:
2012-06-03 01:07:06 PM
1 votes:
007bond.weebly.com
/hot like her ass
2012-06-03 12:53:53 PM
1 votes:
I stole a butt plug wrapped in tin foil from a pawn shop, once.
 
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