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Gold-plated vibrator worth $4,000 stolen from sex shop. "Au, yes ... Au, YES, YES" (with sorta-Not safe for work pic)
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Julie Cochrane
2012-06-03 01:17:51 PM
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Is it bad that when I saw how much it cost and that it was gold-plated, I knew the brand name? Without clicking the link?
lyndsayj
2012-06-03 01:56:28 PM
1 votes:
Is it bad that I have the exact same vibrator shown in that display case? Same colour and all. Even has a black satin carry pouch ;)
/Cost about $140 and worth every cent
Anenu
2012-06-03 01:04:22 PM
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the puns are strong in this thread
but i think everyone saw that cumming.
Precision Boobery
2012-06-03 12:53:05 PM
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How exactly does one make the sales assistant at a sex shop so "tired up" they can't stop you from robbing the place? Giggity?
RibbyK
2012-06-03 12:50:59 PM
1 votes:
For girls who like to come into money.
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