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(Daily Mail)   Gold-plated vibrator worth $4,000 stolen from sex shop. "Au, yes ... Au, YES, YES" (with sorta-Not safe for work pic)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 86
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2012-06-03 02:55:53 PM  

Radak: lyndsayj: Is it bad that I have the exact same vibrator shown in that display case? Same colour and all. Even has a black satin carry pouch ;)

Then please answer a very important question. Does it use some kind of off-the-shelf charging unit or is the thief royally screwed?


I don't know much about chargers and how readily available they are, but the plug is female and just looks small - 1.5mm or 2mm in width? Something like that. The male connection's on the inside. The battery's built-in.

But apparently you can get 7 hours of use out of a 2-hour charge. So presuming the unit was fully charged when it was stolen, the thief would get quite a bit of use out of it before it went flat. After that though, yeah they're probably screwed without the charger. And the display model probably wasn't fully charged anyway, probably just had the default factory charge, which wouldn't be much.
 
2012-06-03 02:59:05 PM  

Radak: lyndsayj: Is it bad that I have the exact same vibrator shown in that display case? Same colour and all. Even has a black satin carry pouch ;)

Then please answer a very important question. Does it use some kind of off-the-shelf charging unit or is the thief royally screwed?


And I would've replied quicker but I spent a good 15 mins trying to find the damn charger in order to describe it.

/Damn small apartment and heaps of USB cords/chargers stashed around the place
 
2012-06-03 03:03:42 PM  

lyndsayj: And I would've replied quicker but I spent a good 15 mins trying to find the damn charger in order to describe it.


haha, bless you. From your description, it's off-the-shelf.
 
2012-06-03 03:05:02 PM  

Radak: lyndsayj: Is it bad that I have the exact same vibrator shown in that display case? Same colour and all. Even has a black satin carry pouch ;)

Then please answer a very important question. Does it use some kind of off-the-shelf charging unit or is the thief royally screwed?


There is that jubilee thingee on the other side of the world....
 
2012-06-03 03:09:24 PM  

lyndsayj: Radak: lyndsayj: Is it bad that I have the exact same vibrator shown in that display case? Same colour and all. Even has a black satin carry pouch ;)

Then please answer a very important question. Does it use some kind of off-the-shelf charging unit or is the thief royally screwed?

And I would've replied quicker but I spent a good 15 mins trying to find the damn charger in order to describe it.

/Damn small apartment and heaps of USB cords/chargers stashed around the place


Jeez...how many toys do you have?
 
2012-06-03 03:14:17 PM  
Anyone seen Dan around here?
 
2012-06-03 03:19:57 PM  
'I really don't know what he'll do. I'll leave it up to his imagination,' she said.

He'll be back for the charger when his gf finds out.
 
2012-06-03 03:21:19 PM  
The suspect:

i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-03 03:24:00 PM  

MoronLessOff: lyndsayj: Radak: lyndsayj: Is it bad that I have the exact same vibrator shown in that display case? Same colour and all. Even has a black satin carry pouch ;)

Then please answer a very important question. Does it use some kind of off-the-shelf charging unit or is the thief royally screwed?

And I would've replied quicker but I spent a good 15 mins trying to find the damn charger in order to describe it.

/Damn small apartment and heaps of USB cords/chargers stashed around the place

Jeez...how many toys do you have?


Well, there's my mobile phone, Kindle, cordless mouse, DS, e-cigarette, camera...
 
2012-06-03 03:25:14 PM  

lyndsayj: MoronLessOff: lyndsayj: Radak: lyndsayj: Is it bad that I have the exact same vibrator shown in that display case? Same colour and all. Even has a black satin carry pouch ;)

Then please answer a very important question. Does it use some kind of off-the-shelf charging unit or is the thief royally screwed?

And I would've replied quicker but I spent a good 15 mins trying to find the damn charger in order to describe it.

/Damn small apartment and heaps of USB cords/chargers stashed around the place

Jeez...how many toys do you have?

Well, there's my mobile phone, Kindle, cordless mouse, DS, e-cigarette, camera...


...Mario Kart?
 
2012-06-03 03:29:28 PM  

MoronLessOff: lyndsayj: MoronLessOff: lyndsayj: Radak: lyndsayj: Is it bad that I have the exact same vibrator shown in that display case? Same colour and all. Even has a black satin carry pouch ;)

Then please answer a very important question. Does it use some kind of off-the-shelf charging unit or is the thief royally screwed?

And I would've replied quicker but I spent a good 15 mins trying to find the damn charger in order to describe it.

/Damn small apartment and heaps of USB cords/chargers stashed around the place

Jeez...how many toys do you have?

Well, there's my mobile phone, Kindle, cordless mouse, DS, e-cigarette, camera...

...Mario Kart?


Of course. One of my favourites. On an R4DS, naturally :)
 
2012-06-03 03:39:10 PM  

lyndsayj: MoronLessOff: lyndsayj: MoronLessOff: lyndsayj: Radak: lyndsayj: Is it bad that I have the exact same vibrator shown in that display case? Same colour and all. Even has a black satin carry pouch ;)

Then please answer a very important question. Does it use some kind of off-the-shelf charging unit or is the thief royally screwed?

And I would've replied quicker but I spent a good 15 mins trying to find the damn charger in order to describe it.

/Damn small apartment and heaps of USB cords/chargers stashed around the place

Jeez...how many toys do you have?

Well, there's my mobile phone, Kindle, cordless mouse, DS, e-cigarette, camera...

...Mario Kart?

Of course. One of my favourites. On an R4DS, naturally :)


I should post my friend code. I've never played it online. Perhaps I'll just add it to my profile.
 
2012-06-03 03:44:44 PM  

MoronLessOff: I should post my friend code. I've never played it online. Perhaps I'll just add it to my profile.


Alas, I've never played it online either. Can't seem to get my wifi working on it :(
 
2012-06-03 03:48:13 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: danielscissorhands: Ag, subby! Enough with the precious metal puns!

/too obscure?

maybe you just need some BAc2ON (that's radioactive too)


Too?

Silver isn't radioactive (obviously).

What is BAc2ON and why does it look so much like bacon...

Barium + Carbon + Oxygen + Nitrogen = ?
 
2012-06-03 03:48:25 PM  

Precision Boobery: How exactly does one make the sales assistant at a sex shop so "tired up" they can't stop you from robbing the place? Giggity?


I also wonder, perharps this was an "inside job"?
 
2012-06-03 03:52:00 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: danielscissorhands: Ag, subby! Enough with the precious metal puns!

/too obscure?

maybe you just need some BAc2ON (that's radioactive too)


Oh I see, did a Google search...

It IS Bacon. :D

/Insert [That's the joke.jpg] image here.
 
2012-06-03 03:54:41 PM  
I have a friend that does sex toy parties. One of her vibrators she says "will do everything but light your cigarette afterwards".
/Think it was a rabbit pearl
 
2012-06-03 03:55:05 PM  

lyndsayj: MoronLessOff: I should post my friend code. I've never played it online. Perhaps I'll just add it to my profile.

Alas, I've never played it online either. Can't seem to get my wifi working on it :(


:( Well, if you do, EIP.
 
2012-06-03 04:05:06 PM  

lyndsayj: Radak: lyndsayj: Is it bad that I have the exact same vibrator shown in that display case? Same colour and all. Even has a black satin carry pouch ;)

Then please answer a very important question. Does it use some kind of off-the-shelf charging unit or is the thief royally screwed?

I don't know much about chargers and how readily available they are, but the plug is female and just looks small - 1.5mm or 2mm in width? Something like that. The male connection's on the inside. The battery's built-in.

But apparently you can get 7 hours of use out of a 2-hour charge. So presuming the unit was fully charged when it was stolen, the thief would get quite a bit of use out of it before it went flat. After that though, yeah they're probably screwed without the charger. And the display model probably wasn't fully charged anyway, probably just had the default factory charge, which wouldn't be much.


I think you got that turned around, the Plug from the charger is usually refered to the male end, and that plugs into the socket, female side...

giggity.

the little center pole in the socket is the positive shaft...; so i guess it's like a clitoris or something.

giggity


it's probably no more than 3volts dc, but you say the battery is built in, Non user serviceable? (giggity) so it's probably a Li-po battery and those are usually around 5v dc.


CSB time.. a long time ago, one of my little side professions was running those play time home toy parties. you know.. like a tupperware party but with plastic dicks?

now you gotta keep in mind, that I'm a brewer by profession, I'm 6'6" tall, about 300 pounds huge red beard, I look like a freaking viking. and the little house wives stuck out in the country would love to have me and the wife over to do the parties... I'd dress up all business casual, and casually describe the toys, their features, the pros and cons of each device how they effected the regions they were made to stimulate, ask questions of the ladies matter of factually and in a very business like, clinical and engineering manner

our parties were very popular, got a lot of repeat business, and business based on recommendations,
we did alright, and had a lot of fun, but after a while, it just proved to be too much trouble than it was worth. . so we liquidated the stock and moved on

Precision Boobery: Outwardly precious and crazily expensive, but deep down just some common ore.

Something something my ex-wife.


Marvelous.. if I was still in that business, I would totally steal that line.
 
2012-06-03 04:05:30 PM  

mekki: Sure, it's gold plated but it will still break after two uses.


This aint Final Fantasy you know.

/Don't why I post. Just drink Bud Dry.
 
2012-06-03 04:07:07 PM  

Freschel: mekki: Sure, it's gold plated but it will still break after two uses.

This aint Final Fantasy you know.

/Don't ask why I post. Just drink Bud Dry.


D'oh!
 
2012-06-03 04:26:31 PM  
Geeze, at $4000 it better....oh, wait. It does do that.
 
2012-06-03 04:27:58 PM  

MoronLessOff: WelldeadLink: MoronLessOff: I'm out again.

Glad you could come multiple times.

3 in a row is my record. It was a messy night.

I think I hit 8 in one day solo. It was a lonely day. Fun, but lonely.


My record with a partner is 5 in a day. It wouldn't be honest to say "in a row" although we stayed in bed the whole time. Took a couple of "toking and a round of Yahtzee" breaks. I've done three in a row both solo and with partners a number of times. Nowadays more than one is pretty rare. I seem to lose interest after the first.
 
2012-06-03 04:29:32 PM  

Wasilla Hillbilly: MoronLessOff: WelldeadLink: MoronLessOff: I'm out again.

Glad you could come multiple times.

3 in a row is my record. It was a messy night.

I think I hit 8 in one day solo. It was a lonely day. Fun, but lonely.

My record with a partner is 5 in a day. It wouldn't be honest to say "in a row" although we stayed in bed the whole time. Took a couple of "toking and a round of Yahtzee" breaks. I've done three in a row both solo and with partners a number of times. Nowadays more than one is pretty rare. I seem to lose interest after the first.


Yea, I just don't have the stamina when I'm doing all the work. I need more cardio.
 
2012-06-03 05:12:24 PM  
That gold vibrator probably would go well with the theif's pair of big brass balls.
 
2012-06-03 07:12:22 PM  
no thread until now?

/too drunk to type this up and submit (Grand Theft Auto-erotica) when I first saw late late Friday
 
2012-06-03 08:23:28 PM  
images.tvrage.com
So what do you want to do with this? Sell it or pawn it? Well, since it's missing the charger, I'll give you $20 for it.
 
2012-06-03 08:26:40 PM  
If I was going to market a gold-plated vibrator I would call it Gilty Pleasure.
 
2012-06-03 09:07:32 PM  

FuryOfFirestorm: I think I've discovered the culprit...

[images.teahousecomic.com image 640x795]


I sort of love you for posting Teahouse in response to this.
 
2012-06-03 09:48:34 PM  

Mr. Potatoass: I stole a butt plug wrapped in tin foil from a pawn shop, once.


Was it shaped like a potato?
 
2012-06-03 10:07:02 PM  
Here is a VERY specialized repair shop..
img209.imageshack.us
 
2012-06-03 10:09:58 PM  
BONUS: The Brazilian shop owner's last name is Baldini...
 
2012-06-03 11:17:12 PM  

Holfax: Geeze, at $4000 it better....oh, wait. It does do that.


Well technically it's only a little over $2,000 on the manufacturer's website (yes dollars). Obviously this shop is either 1. way way way over-inflating it's prices or 2. they are telling the cops it's $4,000 to scam an insurance claim on it. Kind of reminds me of whenever I walk into Best Buy and they try to sell me an HDMI cable for $50 that I can get online for $2. So, uh.. ya about that.
 
2012-06-04 12:25:14 AM  
lunaticoutpost.com
 
2012-06-04 12:27:57 AM  
found the culprit.

amandaofcc.blogg.se
 
2012-06-04 06:22:50 PM  

walkerhound: lyndsayj: BumpInTheNight: lyndsayj: Is it bad that I have the exact same vibrator shown in that display case? Same colour and all. Even has a black satin carry pouch ;)

/Cost about $140 and worth every cent

You should probably return it, sounds like they really want it back.

They probably don't want to have used stock on display, though.

I think he meant the vibrator.


I think you owe me a keyboard!
 
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