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(Daily Mail)   Gold-plated vibrator worth $4,000 stolen from sex shop. "Au, yes ... Au, YES, YES" (with sorta-Not safe for work pic)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 86
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2012-06-03 12:50:55 PM
I would think someone would've seen this cumming.
 
2012-06-03 12:50:59 PM
For girls who like to come into money.
 
2012-06-03 12:53:05 PM
How exactly does one make the sales assistant at a sex shop so "tired up" they can't stop you from robbing the place? Giggity?
 
2012-06-03 12:53:53 PM
I stole a butt plug wrapped in tin foil from a pawn shop, once.
 
2012-06-03 12:54:52 PM
That thing looks like it molded after the golden devil's tongue himself.
 
2012-06-03 12:55:08 PM
[golfclap.gif]
 
2012-06-03 12:59:36 PM
For $4,000 I may be open to negotiations for a one year cunnilingus arrangement.
 
2012-06-03 01:00:59 PM
Sounds like someone may be coming onto some money.
 
2012-06-03 01:03:06 PM

Precision Boobery: How exactly does one make the sales assistant at a sex shop so "tired up" they can't stop you from robbing the place? Giggity?


one word: 2BeEr (it's a radioactive compound, BTW)
 
2012-06-03 01:03:12 PM
It looks a little..bent..
 
2012-06-03 01:04:22 PM
the puns are strong in this thread

but i think everyone saw that cumming.
 
2012-06-03 01:05:41 PM

Mr. Potatoass: I stole a butt plug wrapped in tin foil from a pawn shop, once.


You shouldn't steal tin foil wrapped butt plugs, Johnny Mr. Potatoass

t2.gstatic.com
 
2012-06-03 01:06:22 PM
eatwatchrun.files.wordpress.com
Shizer!
 
2012-06-03 01:06:27 PM
Thanks subby, you made me spit water all over the couch.
Damn periodic table references...
 
2012-06-03 01:07:06 PM
007bond.weebly.com
/hot like her ass
 
2012-06-03 01:09:58 PM
Ag, subby! Enough with the precious metal puns!

/too obscure?
 
2012-06-03 01:13:07 PM
The last time the wife and I went to our local toy store they had a line of these vibrators there. They had a"full" sized one and they were asking 7 grand for it. I asked the manager if anyone was really stupids enough to buy one of those this and she told me they sell 3 or 4 a year. But she add that they were worth the money because they were gold. She couldn't get the concept of gold plating.
 
2012-06-03 01:14:23 PM
I'm having a hard time coming up with a pun to post. Everything I can think of just seems a little shaky. I'm out.
 
2012-06-03 01:15:02 PM
I'm back in.

I bet this will generate a lot of buzz for the store.
 
2012-06-03 01:15:42 PM
I'm out again.
 
2012-06-03 01:16:34 PM

danielscissorhands: Ag, subby! Enough with the precious metal puns!

/too obscure?


maybe you just need some BAc2ON (that's radioactive too)
 
2012-06-03 01:17:51 PM
Is it bad that when I saw how much it cost and that it was gold-plated, I knew the brand name? Without clicking the link?
 
2012-06-03 01:20:36 PM
I think I've discovered the culprit...

images.teahousecomic.com
 
2012-06-03 01:22:24 PM
 
2012-06-03 01:23:49 PM

Julie Cochrane: Is it bad that when I saw how much it cost and that it was gold-plated, I knew the brand name? Without clicking the link?


Nope, it's awesome.

How you doin'?
 
2012-06-03 01:24:26 PM
Sure, it's gold plated but it will still break after two uses.
 
2012-06-03 01:26:47 PM

Julie Cochrane: Is it bad that when I saw how much it cost and that it was gold-plated, I knew the brand name? Without clicking the link?


That's not so bad, I think the existence of this gold plated vibrator was in the news before.
On the other hand, you're apparently aware of multiple brand name vibrators that are plated in 18 carat gold, and need the price to differentiate between them...
 
2012-06-03 01:29:43 PM
Damn vibrator pyrites.
 
2012-06-03 01:30:31 PM
The amount of gold in gold plating is pretty negligible. Most circuit boards are plated with it; it's only a few microns thick. Au yeah.
 
2012-06-03 01:31:08 PM
FTA: A similar vibrator to the one stolen now sits in the display cabinet. The robber did not take the charger for the sex toy

Oops. That might cut the party short. If it uses a proprietary charger.
 
2012-06-03 01:37:36 PM
Outwardly precious and crazily expensive, but deep down just some common ore.

Something something my ex-wife.
 
2012-06-03 01:39:41 PM
Well played,subby. +2
 
2012-06-03 01:45:45 PM

mr_fulano: [007bond.weebly.com image 400x300]
/hot like her ass


Continuing that thought:

www.fansshare.com
 
2012-06-03 01:48:46 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: mr_fulano: [007bond.weebly.com image 400x300]
/hot like her ass

Continuing that thought:

[www.fansshare.com image 640x640]



Nomnomnomnomnomnommomnom.....
 
2012-06-03 01:50:57 PM

Apos: Agent Smiths Laugh: mr_fulano: [007bond.weebly.com image 400x300]
/hot like her ass

Continuing that thought:

[www.fansshare.com image 640x640]


Nomnomnomnomnomnommomnom.....


Indeed.
 
2012-06-03 01:56:28 PM
Is it bad that I have the exact same vibrator shown in that display case? Same colour and all. Even has a black satin carry pouch ;)

/Cost about $140 and worth every cent
 
2012-06-03 02:02:29 PM

mekki: Sure, it's gold plated but it will still break after two uses.


in all fairness it does state "do not ride for 24 hour like tower of power" right on the side of the carton
 
2012-06-03 02:03:31 PM

lyndsayj: Is it bad that I have the exact same vibrator shown in that display case? Same colour and all. Even has a black satin carry pouch ;)

/Cost about $140 and worth every cent


You should probably return it, sounds like they really want it back.
 
2012-06-03 02:07:22 PM

lyndsayj: Is it bad that I have the exact same vibrator shown in that display case? Same colour and all. Even has a black satin carry pouch ;)

/Cost about $140 and worth every cent


2 "How you doin'"s in one thread.
 
2012-06-03 02:08:44 PM

BumpInTheNight: lyndsayj: Is it bad that I have the exact same vibrator shown in that display case? Same colour and all. Even has a black satin carry pouch ;)

/Cost about $140 and worth every cent

You should probably return it, sounds like they really want it back.


They probably don't want to have used stock on display, though.
 
2012-06-03 02:15:06 PM

lyndsayj: BumpInTheNight: lyndsayj: Is it bad that I have the exact same vibrator shown in that display case? Same colour and all. Even has a black satin carry pouch ;)

/Cost about $140 and worth every cent

You should probably return it, sounds like they really want it back.

They probably don't want to have used stock on display, though.


I think he meant the vibrator.
 
2012-06-03 02:22:19 PM

CygnusDarius: Harry didn't think that he did a very good job, so he grabbed the nearest thing to hand, which just so happened to be a gold-plated vibrator, and proceeded to beat poor old Smithy to death with. And that was seen as a nice way to go. Now, that, is why you pay Hatchet Harry, when you ow


Came for this, leaving VERY satisfied!
 
2012-06-03 02:28:14 PM
Gold-plated: The robber tied up the sales assistant and stole the luxury sex toy


As luck would have it, the store just happened to have a selection of bondage devices.
 
2012-06-03 02:31:27 PM

MoronLessOff: I'm out again.


Glad you could come multiple times.
 
2012-06-03 02:35:13 PM

WelldeadLink: MoronLessOff: I'm out again.

Glad you could come multiple times.


3 in a row is my record. It was a messy night.

I think I hit 8 in one day solo. It was a lonely day. Fun, but lonely.
 
2012-06-03 02:35:35 PM

lyndsayj: Is it bad that I have the exact same vibrator shown in that display case? Same colour and all. Even has a black satin carry pouch ;)


Then please answer a very important question. Does it use some kind of off-the-shelf charging unit or is the thief royally screwed?
 
2012-06-03 02:40:22 PM

FuryOfFirestorm: I think I've discovered the culprit...


First thing I thought of too!
 
2012-06-03 02:40:56 PM
Dear customer of A1 Sex shoppe:

There is a problem with your in-store selection of the Vibratronics XXL vibrator.

Please make another selection. That is the fire extinguisher.
 
2012-06-03 02:46:32 PM
A $4000 gold plated vibrator? [in best George Takei voice} Oh my
 
2012-06-03 02:54:49 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: mr_fulano: [007bond.weebly.com image 400x300]
/hot like her ass

Continuing that thought:

[www.fansshare.com image 640x640]


Hottest African American woman in the world!
 
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