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(ABC News)   Top 5 answers are on the board: "Name some woman Richard Dawson will kiss inappropriately in heaven." BUZZ "Barbara Bush?" *Silence* GOOD ANSWER, GOOD ANSWER   ( divider line
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2012-06-03 12:31:30 PM  
12 votes:
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2012-06-03 12:12:09 PM  
9 votes:
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2012-06-03 11:56:10 AM  
6 votes:
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RIP Richard Dawkins

2012-06-03 01:46:20 PM  
5 votes:
Here's the best eulogy I have read for Dawson

From CM Punk's Twitter feed...

"Richard Dawson. A real man. Would kiss your wife while looking YOU in the eye. And you'd do NOTHING. Because he is Richard Dawson."
2012-06-03 11:58:18 AM  
5 votes:

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2012-06-03 11:57:05 AM  
5 votes:
He'll be back. But only in a rerun.
2012-06-03 01:06:13 PM  
4 votes:
I literally ran into Richard Dawson on the studio lot where he was shooting The Running Man. I was rounding the corner of the sound stage on my way to the copy center and came upon Dawson and a young fan posing for a picture. To my surprise (I had never met him before), Dawson gently reached out and put his arm around me and pulled me into the picture. He kissed my cheek as the kid's mom snapped the shutter. Dawson then turned to the boy--who was grinning--and said "I just thought I'd add some nice scenery to the picture." I was so stunned! Dawson released me and said "Thank you, love! Very nice of you." I only just laughed and continued on my way.

To this day I have wondered at my presence in some stranger's photo album. I can just see the kid, now grown, sitting with the book on his lap showing his kids: "...and here's me and Richard Dawson kissing some blonde who accidentally walked into the shot..."
2012-06-03 04:52:26 PM  
3 votes:

Begoggle: No troll rant about how Republican women are better-looking than libtards?
You disappoint me, Fark.

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2012-06-03 01:35:02 PM  
3 votes:
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RIP Racecar Datsun

2012-06-03 01:31:42 PM  
3 votes:
I had a weird crush on him when I was like 8 years old.

\the more you know
2012-06-03 12:56:53 PM  
3 votes:

Pandora's Litterbox: Oldiron_79: Marisyana: My sixth grade teacher was named Richard Dawson. On the first day of school he announced "I'm not English, I was never on Hogan's Heroes and I don't host a game show so don't ask."

One of my teachers in school was named Michael Bolton. Completely serious not just an Office Space joke/reference.

The professor of my required college Psychology course was named Bruce Campbell. This was before that Mr. Campbell was a recognizable pop culture reference.

One of the professors at my college was named Michael Jordan. I never took any of his classes, but I think it's a safe bet that he would do a better job of running the Bobcats.
2012-06-03 12:46:22 PM  
3 votes:
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Great headline, subby.
2012-06-03 12:43:34 PM  
3 votes:
Richard Dawson lied to me.

I went to Germany years ago and spoke English with a German accent just like he did in Hogan's Heroes. That shiat didn't work. What a douche.
2012-06-03 12:03:42 PM  
3 votes:
Now he can spend time with "Whitman, Price, and Haddad"
2012-06-03 11:02:58 AM  
3 votes:
2012-06-03 12:24:48 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-06-03 11:58:33 AM  
2 votes:
RIP, he taught me how to kiss strangers on the mouth and not go to jail for it.
2012-06-03 11:58:17 AM  
2 votes:
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I also enjoyed his work on The Star Studded Big Money Match Game

R.I.P. Funnyman
2012-06-03 06:58:04 PM  
1 vote:

Dr. Mojo PhD 2012-06-03 12:41:38 PM

alwaysjaded: I thought he was the Feud host who commited suicide? If the article said it, I couldn't read it. Stupid phone. Who am I thinking of?

Ray Combs

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i'd kill myself, too...if my last name was COMBS!!!!

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2012-06-03 04:54:14 PM  
1 vote:
So long Richard Dawson, You can now crack wise in the afterlife with Gene Rayburn, Charles Nelson Reilly, Brett Somers, and Gary Burghoff's Career.
2012-06-03 03:56:43 PM  
1 vote:
If there's a heaven, Barbara Bush ain't gonna be there.
2012-06-03 02:17:09 PM  
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RIP Dudley Dawson

2012-06-03 02:05:56 PM  
1 vote:
Now that he's in Heaven I'll bet he's sorry he wrote this...!
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2012-06-03 01:54:04 PM  
1 vote:
Richard Dawson deserved an Oscar nomination for Running Man. Seriously.
2012-06-03 01:51:29 PM  
1 vote:

Huggermugger: Known as "Dickie Dawson" in the UK 1950s. Married to the voluptuous Diana Dors, the Marilyn Monroe/Divine of her era. They thew swinging singles parties in their flat, and later Dawson was participating in orgies with the ultra-sleazy Bob Crane.

Dickie, as his friends called him, was rumored to be a legendary stick man in the then underground days of adult movies. Some claim his legendary Louisville Slugger to be even more grandiose than that of Milton Berle. Rumor that Dickie used his secret weapon to gain fame & fortune are blatant lies. Dawson lived a life of high moral fortitude in spite of being featured in some 200 black & white choke/gag loops.
2012-06-03 01:31:39 PM  
1 vote:
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RIP Dawson's Creek
2012-06-03 01:16:23 PM  
1 vote:
I'm looking forward to the memorial Hogan's Heroes marathon on The Military Channel.
2012-06-03 01:13:42 PM  
1 vote:
Who said the following: "I'll be back." Then who said: "Only in re-runs."

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Kinda ironic now.
2012-06-03 01:04:57 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-06-03 12:49:46 PM  
1 vote:
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Survey says...
2012-06-03 12:32:21 PM  
1 vote:

imprimere: buckeyebrain: cgremlin: 23FPB23: [ image 300x225]

I also enjoyed his work on The Star Studded Big Money Match Game

It makes me feel rather old that I can identify all of the celebrities in that photo, and probably moreso that they still seem like celebrities to me.

And four of them (including all three regulars) are dead.

And... now I predict that Betty will go within a month.

Like hell.
2012-06-03 12:21:21 PM  
1 vote:
Louie Anderson just ordered a diet soda.
2012-06-03 12:15:21 PM  
1 vote:
2012-06-03 12:06:42 PM  
1 vote:

JerseyTim: During what month of pregnancy does a woman begin to look pregnant?

And that, of course. His inability to compose himself was just amazing, especially as he can't help it even as the producers tell him to get a grip. There's some other great Dawson/Feud moments out there, like 98.6 degrees as an answer to "what is the ideal temperature".
2012-06-03 12:05:59 PM  
1 vote:
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RIP Rosario Dawson
2012-06-03 12:05:29 PM  
1 vote:
Who loves you, and who do you love?



2012-06-03 11:59:29 AM  
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2012-06-03 11:56:51 AM  
1 vote:
Good night, Runny Man.

Sleep tight, Newkirk.
2012-06-03 11:55:20 AM  
1 vote:
He was great on Match Game, too.
2012-06-03 10:54:29 AM  
1 vote:
SURVEY SAYS... He will be missed. RIP.
2012-06-03 10:05:06 AM  
1 vote:
But... But.... But....
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