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2012-06-03 01:55:30 PM
8 votes:
Without fail, every single relationship I've ever been in has ended for the same reason. You'd think there was a law against peeing in the kitchen sink.
2012-06-03 01:56:36 PM
7 votes:
I thought drinking to much was the number 1 reason short relationships began.
2012-06-03 03:04:09 PM
5 votes:

Pick: I am 5'9", and once had a GF who was 6'1" for a short time.


What height was she afterwards?
2012-06-03 02:33:35 PM
4 votes:

ZAZ: I want to see the male/female split on the sex questions, especially "your sex drive is too low."


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Here are the real top 10 lists for men and women.
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Top 10 breakup list for males:

1) Not enough sex.
2) Not enough sex.
3) Not enough sex.
4) Not enough sex.
5) Not enough sex.
6) Not enough sex.
7) Not enough sex.
8) Not enough sex.
9) Not enough sex.
10) Never shuts up.

Top 10 breakup list for Females:

1) Does not earn enough money.
2) Too Short.
3) Does not earn enough money.
4) Does not earn enough money.
5) Does not earn enough money.
6) Does not earn enough money.
7) Does not earn enough money.
8) Does not earn enough money.
9) Does not earn enough money.
10) Does not earn enough money.
2012-06-03 02:04:37 PM
3 votes:
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2012-06-03 01:57:02 PM
3 votes:
List fails without 'Penis too large'
2012-06-03 11:02:45 PM
2 votes:

Buffet: cookiefleck: MoronLessOff: cookiefleck: When I was single and used online dating sites, most of the guys off of those sites would suggest first dates solely around drinking.

I used to suggest mini-golf. It only worked once. Usually I was told it was kinda childish. IMHO, it's fun, cheap, doesn't have to be competitive, a comfortable public atmosphere, and leaves plenty of time for conversation.

And the funny thing about that is that they had no idea what to do on a fun date that didn't revolve around getting shiat hammered. They wouldn't want to meet at restaurants/ museums/ mini golf because that meant they had to commit at least an hour to you and that cramps their style but would be happy to spend an entire night getting f*cked up with a stranger

You need to start dating bodybuilders dear. We don't drink, smoke, eat garbage, or gamble or money away. Our minds thrive on self-discipline, and when we're not working, we like to have fun. Contrary to what little spaghetti-arm pencilnecks think, drinking and puking is neither fun, nor dignified. REAL fun usually entails being active - NOT sitting your ass drinking swill and smoking like you're on fire. Also, if there should be an emergency, do you honestly think those skinny twits with their pregnant bellies could take care of you?


I sharted myself at the gym yesterday. I was going for a max squat and just blew butt per all over my underwear. I'm pretty sure the lady in the squat rack next to me could smell it, because she ran off.

It may have been audible, I don't know because I had my earbuds in. I quickly ran to the locker room, wrapped the soiled boxer briefs in a wad of paper towels and shoved it deep in the trash.

No more heavy squatting after a Big Breakfast Combo from the diner next to the gym.
2012-06-03 05:22:24 PM
1 votes:

Buffet: Sabyen91: Buffet: cookiefleck: MoronLessOff: cookiefleck: When I was single and used online dating sites, most of the guys off of those sites would suggest first dates solely around drinking.

I used to suggest mini-golf. It only worked once. Usually I was told it was kinda childish. IMHO, it's fun, cheap, doesn't have to be competitive, a comfortable public atmosphere, and leaves plenty of time for conversation.

And the funny thing about that is that they had no idea what to do on a fun date that didn't revolve around getting shiat hammered. They wouldn't want to meet at restaurants/ museums/ mini golf because that meant they had to commit at least an hour to you and that cramps their style but would be happy to spend an entire night getting f*cked up with a stranger

You need to start dating bodybuilders dear. We don't drink, smoke, eat garbage, or gamble or money away. Our minds thrive on self-discipline, and when we're not working, we like to have fun. Contrary to what little spaghetti-arm pencilnecks think, drinking and puking is neither fun, nor dignified. REAL fun usually entails being active - NOT sitting your ass drinking swill and smoking like you're on fire. Also, if there should be an emergency, do you honestly think those skinny twits with their pregnant bellies could take care of you?

You know she is female, right?

That was my assumption. Why?


Oh, I suppose there must be a few straight bodybuilders...
2012-06-03 05:10:41 PM
1 votes:

Buffet: cookiefleck: MoronLessOff: cookiefleck: When I was single and used online dating sites, most of the guys off of those sites would suggest first dates solely around drinking.

I used to suggest mini-golf. It only worked once. Usually I was told it was kinda childish. IMHO, it's fun, cheap, doesn't have to be competitive, a comfortable public atmosphere, and leaves plenty of time for conversation.

And the funny thing about that is that they had no idea what to do on a fun date that didn't revolve around getting shiat hammered. They wouldn't want to meet at restaurants/ museums/ mini golf because that meant they had to commit at least an hour to you and that cramps their style but would be happy to spend an entire night getting f*cked up with a stranger

You need to start dating bodybuilders dear. We don't drink, smoke, eat garbage, or gamble or money away. Our minds thrive on self-discipline, and when we're not working, we like to have fun. Contrary to what little spaghetti-arm pencilnecks think, drinking and puking is neither fun, nor dignified. REAL fun usually entails being active - NOT sitting your ass drinking swill and smoking like you're on fire. Also, if there should be an emergency, do you honestly think those skinny twits with their pregnant bellies could take care of you?


Don't you have somewhere to be in 26 minutes?
2012-06-03 03:59:53 PM
1 votes:
Does bi-sexual whore make it onto this list anywhere? Because that hurts...
2012-06-03 03:31:29 PM
1 votes:
My wife drinks, at most, 10 times a year. Why she married me I have no idea.
2012-06-03 03:14:44 PM
1 votes:

Thisbymaster: I wish I got some feed back.


The cheeto dust isn't doing anything for you, tubby.
2012-06-03 03:04:18 PM
1 votes:

Darth_Lukecash: ThighsofGlory: Tight_as_an_Owl: How is one of the top physical complaints that the person is "too tall"? Are dwarfs the new thang?

I think it's pronoun trouble. She's too tall.

As a shot person, it just means you get all the goods stuff at eye level.


You might wanna get that looked at before it gets infected.
2012-06-03 02:55:16 PM
1 votes:

ThighsofGlory: Tight_as_an_Owl: How is one of the top physical complaints that the person is "too tall"? Are dwarfs the new thang?

I think it's pronoun trouble. She's too tall.


He's too tall if every time you kiss he gets a free blowjob.
2012-06-03 02:49:51 PM
1 votes:

ThighsofGlory: Tight_as_an_Owl: How is one of the top physical complaints that the person is "too tall"? Are dwarfs the new thang?

I think it's pronoun trouble. She's too tall.


I recently heard tall chicks have trouble getting dates, and I
I also like chicks way shorter than me, and of different ethnicites than myself, so maybe it's just a sworn duty to expand the gene pool in my family to break out of the Okie/Hispanic half-breed thing(I don't like to think about the Okie side too much, I know my dad's side of the family and they're... not normal), but I love tall women with a passion. I also regularly find myself insanely attracted to women with "big goddamned noses" as my friends so carefully put it, which might also put me at an advantage with the women who apparently I find insanely attractive but are derided at large. Now I just need to find me a big nosed, curly haired, tall Arabic or Indian girl and I'll be set.

/really, people have something against tall chicks?
//more for me, I guess.
2012-06-03 02:47:21 PM
1 votes:

Amos Quito: kiwimoogle84: ThighsofGlory: Tight_as_an_Owl: How is one of the top physical complaints that the person is "too tall"? Are dwarfs the new thang?

I think it's pronoun trouble. She's too tall.



*weeping* Yes, that's my trouble. I dwarf a lot of guys, even in flats. Don't get me started on my collection of stilettos. It causes problems.


I'm 6'6".

Wanna get drunk?


Is it true what they say about really tall guys? That you have really long... pants?

/ba doom doom ching
2012-06-03 02:19:38 PM
1 votes:

ThighsofGlory: Tight_as_an_Owl: How is one of the top physical complaints that the person is "too tall"? Are dwarfs the new thang?

I think it's pronoun trouble. She's too tall.


As a shot person, it just means you get all the goods stuff at eye level.
2012-06-03 02:01:11 PM
1 votes:
Good thing its also the #1 reason they start.

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