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2012-06-03 08:32:53 PM

calm like a bomb: kiwimoogle84: I know my own insecurities. That's not exactly fair. It sucks being my size and female because mentally I'm a sub-for all intents and purposes. I like feeling feminine. A guy who is 5'9 and 150 won't be able to pick me up and it messes with my mind. I'm not fat by any means but you get the idea. With height comes strength and weight and such. You understand.

Uh, no. You're shallow- just like I'd be if I had been telling the truth. You might as well say you need a guy with a 10 inch cock or a American Express Centurion to feel feminine. Excluding someone based on a bullshiat standard like that is just not okay, and it bothers my 5'8'' ass that for some reason women seem to think it is.


Seriously? Your ass is 5'8"?

There are guys who the one physical attribute they really, really want in a woman is big tits. They're not really worried about whether she's short or tall or some other whole list of whatever, but they want that one thing.

There are a lot of other people---women or men, that for some reason there's one thing that they want, physically--it just does it for them.

A lot of big guys won't date tiny women. And a lot of times the stated reason is, "I feel like I'm gonna break her." That's not all big guys, but it's just a thing.

kiwi's got a good reason on the height thing--she's self-conscious about her own height, and she's got her own specific sexual quirks.

That's not the same thing as having a whole list of "My date must look like this surface ideal." It unfortunately just happens to hit the surface feature where you've got a sore spot.

If she had a "good reason" for having a checklist specification for every little appearance detail or financial detail on the whole list down to Prince Charming, yes, I'd agree with you on shallow---because at some point you're just rationalizing your "good reasons." But this appears to be the only attribute on her checklist.

I wear a D-cup, on the edge of DD, and am (barely) 5'2". Wanna go for coffee?

[grin]
 
2012-06-03 08:44:47 PM

Julie Cochrane: MoronLessOff: Buffet: cookiefleck: MoronLessOff: cookiefleck: When I was single and used online dating sites, most of the guys off of those sites would suggest first dates solely around drinking.

I used to suggest mini-golf. It only worked once. Usually I was told it was kinda childish. IMHO, it's fun, cheap, doesn't have to be competitive, a comfortable public atmosphere, and leaves plenty of time for conversation.

And the funny thing about that is that they had no idea what to do on a fun date that didn't revolve around getting shiat hammered. They wouldn't want to meet at restaurants/ museums/ mini golf because that meant they had to commit at least an hour to you and that cramps their style but would be happy to spend an entire night getting f*cked up with a stranger

You need to start dating bodybuilders dear. We don't drink, smoke, eat garbage, or gamble or money away. Our minds thrive on self-discipline, and when we're not working, we like to have fun. Contrary to what little spaghetti-arm pencilnecks think, drinking and puking is neither fun, nor dignified. REAL fun usually entails being active - NOT sitting your ass drinking swill and smoking like you're on fire. Also, if there should be an emergency, do you honestly think those skinny twits with their pregnant bellies could take care of you?

Don't you have somewhere to be in 26 minutes?

(piggybacking)

Also, unfortunately, blasting out a workout and puking is also neither fun, nor dignified. Religious zealots--or fanatics of any stripe--can be a bit much to live with. Nice active guys who like to get out and do stuff on the other hand, and have a sense of proportion, those are the fun ones.

And I find guys who want to rescue me a tad off-putting. Wouldn't mind a hand while I'm rescuing myself. Could use a buddy. And sometime I might need rescuing. But if your first thought about me is rescuing...that's a bit much.

When I show up as a damsel in dis dress, I'm choosy about who gets to carry me off. [gr ...


Yeah, I really wonder about people whose idea of fun is picking up heavy things, for hours at a time.
 
2012-06-03 08:55:06 PM

kiwimoogle84: calm like a bomb: kiwimoogle84: I know my own insecurities. That's not exactly fair. It sucks being my size and female because mentally I'm a sub-for all intents and purposes. I like feeling feminine. A guy who is 5'9 and 150 won't be able to pick me up and it messes with my mind. I'm not fat by any means but you get the idea. With height comes strength and weight and such. You understand.

Uh, no. You're shallow- just like I'd be if I had been telling the truth. You might as well say you need a guy with a 10 inch cock or a American Express Centurion to feel feminine. Excluding someone based on a bullshiat standard like that is just not okay, and it bothers my 5'8'' ass that for some reason women seem to think it is.

Tell you what- if I outweigh you at 5'10.5 and 165 I feel uncomfortable and fat because men like you you have made me feel so. Not my fault I feel more proportionate in the arms of a slightly taller man.

/only 5'8 bf I ever had told me I was fat every day


Uhhh...why was he your bf for more than one day? Is being an insulting prick not an instant deal breaker?

/Assuming it wasn't "hey, lets work out more, we'll feel better about ourselves" and was "hey fatty, you suck"?
 
2012-06-03 08:55:40 PM

Julie Cochrane: calm like a bomb: kiwimoogle84: I know my own insecurities. That's not exactly fair. It sucks being my size and female because mentally I'm a sub-for all intents and purposes. I like feeling feminine. A guy who is 5'9 and 150 won't be able to pick me up and it messes with my mind. I'm not fat by any means but you get the idea. With height comes strength and weight and such. You understand.

Uh, no. You're shallow- just like I'd be if I had been telling the truth. You might as well say you need a guy with a 10 inch cock or a American Express Centurion to feel feminine. Excluding someone based on a bullshiat standard like that is just not okay, and it bothers my 5'8'' ass that for some reason women seem to think it is.

Seriously? Your ass is 5'8"?

There are guys who the one physical attribute they really, really want in a woman is big tits. They're not really worried about whether she's short or tall or some other whole list of whatever, but they want that one thing.

There are a lot of other people---women or men, that for some reason there's one thing that they want, physically--it just does it for them.

A lot of big guys won't date tiny women. And a lot of times the stated reason is, "I feel like I'm gonna break her." That's not all big guys, but it's just a thing.

kiwi's got a good reason on the height thing--she's self-conscious about her own height, and she's got her own specific sexual quirks.

That's not the same thing as having a whole list of "My date must look like this surface ideal." It unfortunately just happens to hit the surface feature where you've got a sore spot.

If she had a "good reason" for having a checklist specification for every little appearance detail or financial detail on the whole list down to Prince Charming, yes, I'd agree with you on shallow---because at some point you're just rationalizing your "good reasons." But this appears to be the only attribute on her checklist.

I wear a D-cup, on the edge of DD, and am (barely) 5'2". Wanna go for coffee?

[grin]


I would gladly buy you a martini, dear :)
 
2012-06-03 09:06:51 PM

kiwimoogle84: Julie Cochrane: calm like a bomb: kiwimoogle84:

[...]

I wear a D-cup, on the edge of DD, and am (barely) 5'2". Wanna go for coffee?

[grin]

I would gladly buy you a martini, dear :)


We have both in my neck of the woods... what's your pleasure, ma'am? ;-)
 
2012-06-03 09:11:32 PM

Serious Post on Serious Thread: kiwimoogle84: calm like a bomb: kiwimoogle84: I know my own insecurities. That's not exactly fair. It sucks being my size and female because mentally I'm a sub-for all intents and purposes. I like feeling feminine. A guy who is 5'9 and 150 won't be able to pick me up and it messes with my mind. I'm not fat by any means but you get the idea. With height comes strength and weight and such. You understand.

Uh, no. You're shallow- just like I'd be if I had been telling the truth. You might as well say you need a guy with a 10 inch cock or a American Express Centurion to feel feminine. Excluding someone based on a bullshiat standard like that is just not okay, and it bothers my 5'8'' ass that for some reason women seem to think it is.

Tell you what- if I outweigh you at 5'10.5 and 165 I feel uncomfortable and fat because men like you you have made me feel so. Not my fault I feel more proportionate in the arms of a slightly taller man.

/only 5'8 bf I ever had told me I was fat every day

Uhhh...why was he your bf for more than one day? Is being an insulting prick not an instant deal breaker?

/Assuming it wasn't "hey, lets work out more, we'll feel better about ourselves" and was "hey fatty, you suck"?


Well it didn't start at first, and I was VERY young and didn't know better. Mostly it was "baby I'm not huge, I want to be able to carry you around honey"

I'm proportionate damnitall.
 
2012-06-03 09:13:45 PM

what the cat dragged in: kiwimoogle84: Julie Cochrane: calm like a bomb: kiwimoogle84:

[...]

I wear a D-cup, on the edge of DD, and am (barely) 5'2". Wanna go for coffee?

[grin]

I would gladly buy you a martini, dear :)

We have both in my neck of the woods... what's your pleasure, ma'am? ;-)


I take a Ketel martini extra dirty extra olives. You're too sweet :)
 
2012-06-03 09:31:41 PM

Buffet: cookiefleck: MoronLessOff: cookiefleck: When I was single and used online dating sites, most of the guys off of those sites would suggest first dates solely around drinking.

I used to suggest mini-golf. It only worked once. Usually I was told it was kinda childish. IMHO, it's fun, cheap, doesn't have to be competitive, a comfortable public atmosphere, and leaves plenty of time for conversation.

And the funny thing about that is that they had no idea what to do on a fun date that didn't revolve around getting shiat hammered. They wouldn't want to meet at restaurants/ museums/ mini golf because that meant they had to commit at least an hour to you and that cramps their style but would be happy to spend an entire night getting f*cked up with a stranger

You need to start dating bodybuilders dear. We don't drink, smoke, eat garbage, or gamble or money away. Our minds thrive on self-discipline, and when we're not working, we like to have fun. Contrary to what little spaghetti-arm pencilnecks think, drinking and puking is neither fun, nor dignified. REAL fun usually entails being active - NOT sitting your ass drinking swill and smoking like you're on fire. Also, if there should be an emergency, do you honestly think those skinny twits with their pregnant bellies could take care of you?


God, I work with three (THREE!!!!) body builders and they are as dull as dishwater. Constantly concerned about their diet and their exercise regime. Sitting sullenly during team outings because they can't drink and can't eat anything on the menu and decide to make a point of it. Acting all noble over their bowl of plain porridge and protein shakes. Complaining about muscle pain. Can't do this or that activity because they've got to train x hours tonight or it will throw off the balance of y. Farking boring farks.

And they look like mutants. The fatties are more attractive than them with their unnatural bulbous physques, all arms akimbo and duck waddle.
 
2012-06-03 09:34:21 PM

Coastalgrl: Melbourne. Im hoping in the academic environment, I get a good blend of people.


Melbourne's not too bad. Hell, you get the variety of culture; Miami is not too far away, and there's still a Cuban influence in the city. Most importantly, you're not terribly far from St. Augustine (aargh) and Jax beaches. People in Melbourne are relatively sane IME.

It's a pretty centered place.

Of course you can get to Orlando in a zip if you like that sort of thing. And if you go even remotely outside of the highway zips, you're going to be in the middle of the country, where they still grow cracker cows and have confederate flags emblazoned on their trucks.
 
2012-06-03 09:36:27 PM

Julie Cochrane: I wear a D-cup, on the edge of DD, and am (barely) 5'2". Wanna go for coffee?


I'll... wrastle ya for your tits!
 
2012-06-03 09:37:17 PM

kiwimoogle84: what the cat dragged in: kiwimoogle84: Julie Cochrane: calm like a bomb: kiwimoogle84:

[...]

I wear a D-cup, on the edge of DD, and am (barely) 5'2". Wanna go for coffee?

[grin]

I would gladly buy you a martini, dear :)

We have both in my neck of the woods... what's your pleasure, ma'am? ;-)

I take a Ketel martini extra dirty extra olives. You're too sweet :)


Done. And a Bombay Sapphire for me, easy on the Noilly Prat if you please...
 
2012-06-03 09:51:55 PM

Julie Cochrane: There are a lot of other people---women or men, that for some reason there's one thing that they want, physically--it just does it for them.


There's no accounting for taste. My older brother fell hard for middle-height women with short brown hair. My younger brother hates short hair. Some shy away from gingers like they're garlic, some can't help themselves. Some like big tits, some like small tits, and some don't care if they're large or small.

Some get smitten by talent, some get turned on by interest in nail polish, some like the way a person's neck looks.

Together now We are the wooorld?
 
2012-06-03 09:58:46 PM
Big tits. Gin and/or vodka. Is this heaven?
 
2012-06-03 10:31:24 PM

John Buck 41: Big tits. Gin and/or vodka. Is this heaven?


Don't know about the first thing... but the second and third? Maybe not in heaven, but certainly in (the) Clouds.
 
2012-06-03 11:02:45 PM

Buffet: cookiefleck: MoronLessOff: cookiefleck: When I was single and used online dating sites, most of the guys off of those sites would suggest first dates solely around drinking.

I used to suggest mini-golf. It only worked once. Usually I was told it was kinda childish. IMHO, it's fun, cheap, doesn't have to be competitive, a comfortable public atmosphere, and leaves plenty of time for conversation.

And the funny thing about that is that they had no idea what to do on a fun date that didn't revolve around getting shiat hammered. They wouldn't want to meet at restaurants/ museums/ mini golf because that meant they had to commit at least an hour to you and that cramps their style but would be happy to spend an entire night getting f*cked up with a stranger

You need to start dating bodybuilders dear. We don't drink, smoke, eat garbage, or gamble or money away. Our minds thrive on self-discipline, and when we're not working, we like to have fun. Contrary to what little spaghetti-arm pencilnecks think, drinking and puking is neither fun, nor dignified. REAL fun usually entails being active - NOT sitting your ass drinking swill and smoking like you're on fire. Also, if there should be an emergency, do you honestly think those skinny twits with their pregnant bellies could take care of you?


I sharted myself at the gym yesterday. I was going for a max squat and just blew butt per all over my underwear. I'm pretty sure the lady in the squat rack next to me could smell it, because she ran off.

It may have been audible, I don't know because I had my earbuds in. I quickly ran to the locker room, wrapped the soiled boxer briefs in a wad of paper towels and shoved it deep in the trash.

No more heavy squatting after a Big Breakfast Combo from the diner next to the gym.
 
2012-06-03 11:09:02 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Buffet: cookiefleck: MoronLessOff: cookiefleck: When I was single and used online dating sites, most of the guys off of those sites would suggest first dates solely around drinking.

I used to suggest mini-golf. It only worked once. Usually I was told it was kinda childish. IMHO, it's fun, cheap, doesn't have to be competitive, a comfortable public atmosphere, and leaves plenty of time for conversation.

And the funny thing about that is that they had no idea what to do on a fun date that didn't revolve around getting shiat hammered. They wouldn't want to meet at restaurants/ museums/ mini golf because that meant they had to commit at least an hour to you and that cramps their style but would be happy to spend an entire night getting f*cked up with a stranger

You need to start dating bodybuilders dear. We don't drink, smoke, eat garbage, or gamble or money away. Our minds thrive on self-discipline, and when we're not working, we like to have fun. Contrary to what little spaghetti-arm pencilnecks think, drinking and puking is neither fun, nor dignified. REAL fun usually entails being active - NOT sitting your ass drinking swill and smoking like you're on fire. Also, if there should be an emergency, do you honestly think those skinny twits with their pregnant bellies could take care of you?

I sharted myself at the gym yesterday. I was going for a max squat and just blew butt per all over my underwear. I'm pretty sure the lady in the squat rack next to me could smell it, because she ran off.

It may have been audible, I don't know because I had my earbuds in. I quickly ran to the locker room, wrapped the soiled boxer briefs in a wad of paper towels and shoved it deep in the trash.

No more heavy squatting after a Big Breakfast Combo from the diner next to the gym.


Well done, Sir!

LOLest moment I've had on Fark for a good while.
 
2012-06-03 11:13:35 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Buffet: cookiefleck: MoronLessOff: cookiefleck: When I was single and used online dating sites, most of the guys off of those sites would suggest first dates solely around drinking.

I used to suggest mini-golf. It only worked once. Usually I was told it was kinda childish. IMHO, it's fun, cheap, doesn't have to be competitive, a comfortable public atmosphere, and leaves plenty of time for conversation.

And the funny thing about that is that they had no idea what to do on a fun date that didn't revolve around getting shiat hammered. They wouldn't want to meet at restaurants/ museums/ mini golf because that meant they had to commit at least an hour to you and that cramps their style but would be happy to spend an entire night getting f*cked up with a stranger

You need to start dating bodybuilders dear. We don't drink, smoke, eat garbage, or gamble or money away. Our minds thrive on self-discipline, and when we're not working, we like to have fun. Contrary to what little spaghetti-arm pencilnecks think, drinking and puking is neither fun, nor dignified. REAL fun usually entails being active - NOT sitting your ass drinking swill and smoking like you're on fire. Also, if there should be an emergency, do you honestly think those skinny twits with their pregnant bellies could take care of you?

I sharted myself at the gym yesterday. I was going for a max squat and just blew butt per all over my underwear. I'm pretty sure the lady in the squat rack next to me could smell it, because she ran off.

It may have been audible, I don't know because I had my earbuds in. I quickly ran to the locker room, wrapped the soiled boxer briefs in a wad of paper towels and shoved it deep in the trash.

No more heavy squatting after a Big Breakfast Combo from the diner next to the gym.


It's moments like these that remind me why your posts are bright blue in every thread. I tip my cap to you, sir.

/unless you prefer a different color than blue?
 
2012-06-03 11:19:34 PM

MoronLessOff: cookiefleck: When I was single and used online dating sites, most of the guys off of those sites would suggest first dates solely around drinking.

I used to suggest mini-golf. It only worked once. Usually I was told it was kinda childish. IMHO, it's fun, cheap, doesn't have to be competitiveas long as i freakin win by 5 stokes, a comfortable public atmosphere, and leaves plenty of time for conversation.

 
2012-06-03 11:32:21 PM
Here's a recent synopsis of my dating life, which is scant because most of the women in my neck of the woods are either old, fat, or both:

1) Kids under 10
2) Emotionally distant/unavailable due to hurts from previous relationships
3) Zero personality
 
2012-06-04 12:21:07 AM
Men @ Women:
Too b*tchy.
Too Ditsy.
Not Enough sex.
No time / too busy (ie. work gets in the way, etc.)
Moves way too fast (ie. saying "I love you" on the 3rd date. yes. this is happened to me).
Too clingy.
Money spending problems part 1. (buys whatever she likes, impulse buys, also doesn't care for saving anything).
Money spending problems part 2 (never pays for anything on dates, old fashioned 1950's type)

Women @ Men:
Different level of liking/loving. ("You like me more than I like/love you")
Spends too much time with the guys.
Not enough $ or job doesn't make enough $ or not a classy enough job.
Money spending problems part 1: (has 'impulse buys'. like buying a super expensive BBQ or big ass tv. or a classic car)
Money spending problems part 2: (never pays for anything on dates, is a douche)
 
2012-06-04 12:22:12 AM

Wodan11: I never understood why short guys get insecure, or why women want tall guys.


And the first mystery is solved before you even finished your sentence. It seems pretty logical that short guys would be insecure, knowing that women want tall guys.

/5'5" and not insecure about it
//As a mentally ill, unemployed college dropout, my height is among the least of my worries
 
2012-06-04 01:23:21 AM

kiwimoogle84: JonnyBlack: ThighsofGlory: Tight_as_an_Owl: How is one of the top physical complaints that the person is "too tall"? Are dwarfs the new thang?

I think it's pronoun trouble. She's too tall.

I recently heard tall chicks have trouble getting dates, and I
I also like chicks way shorter than me, and of different ethnicites than myself, so maybe it's just a sworn duty to expand the gene pool in my family to break out of the Okie/Hispanic half-breed thing(I don't like to think about the Okie side too much, I know my dad's side of the family and they're... not normal), but I love tall women with a passion. I also regularly find myself insanely attracted to women with "big goddamned noses" as my friends so carefully put it, which might also put me at an advantage with the women who apparently I find insanely attractive but are derided at large. Now I just need to find me a big nosed, curly haired, tall Arabic or Indian girl and I'll be set.

/really, people have something against tall chicks?
//more for me, I guess.

Here's my two cents.

To start with, it's more my uncomfortability with dating a man MAJORLY shorter than I. I'm not big on traditional gender roles as a rule, but I like my men stronger than I am. This translates to things like them being able to hold me down during the business. It's HAWT. So sue me.

Anyway, I feel extremely self conscious and out of place when I'm dressed nice and I'm 6'2 in my heels, and the guy I am with is four or more inches shorter than me. That only works in Hollywood where all the supermodels don't care because they're used to being taller than everyone. It just makes me feel really out of place. With a taller guy, I at least feel like I don't stick out like a sore thumb. Plus, I'm kind of strong myself, and let's face it, no girl wants to date a guy she feels like she might break.

So it's part that some men might be intimidated by a tall girl who is built like I am, but it's part that women want a man bigger. Bigger hands, longer ...


Honey, you're waaaaay outside of the range I'm talking about, 6'2" in heels? I don't even know if I've dated a girl much shorter than that. I mean more 6'4" without heels. I'm not exactly weak either, I'm thin but I've been powerlifting, Olympic weightlifting, and rock climbing since I was about thirteen, it's not really a task for me to manhandle larger(220lb+) men if things end up that way, I'm not the weak submissive type of dude, I'm just not aggressive unless pressed, and that doesn't happen to me very often anymore. Call ITG if you want, it's not really a big deal if random people on the 'net think I can hurt someone or not if provoked, quite a few people in real life make the same error since I'm soft spoken and a bit feminine in movement patterns, but I grew up fighting(try looking white and growing up in a poor Hispanic area, I'm probably the only beaner who's had the tar kicked out of him for being "white" more than once.)

I just like tall chicks, and they have to be pretty damn tall since I'm about 6', and I like 'em TALL. With big damn noses and dark, curly hair preferably, I have no idea why, it's not an Amazon fetish or anything, just... tall, (and well proportioned, it's not a thing for me just being taller than I am) chicks turn me into a thirteen year old again, I have pretty much the brainpower to breathe, let my heart beat, and maintain a half mast stiffy and not much else, so I've never been out with one, I have some brain trouble when I've just reverted to an IQ of about 40 and my normal charming, charismatic self isn't exactly there at the moment, so I assume it's something special.

But hell, I'm inspired to ask out the clerk at the liquor store I keep flirting with now, worst she can say is no and keep selling me ridiculously sized bottles of booze at 7am(seriously, who the fark comes into a store and buys a bottle of wine, a 40 or a handle of whiskey at 7am but me? Maybe bums, but I dress well so I just tell people I'm a writer, which isn't really a lie), I just need to keep my brain enough to ask her when her shift ends and if she'd prefer Mexican, sea food, or Italian. 'slong as she doesn't have her hair curled tomorrow I should have a functioning IQ of around 85 or so, and I could certainly use a date, it's been over a year.

/Fark just inspired me to do something other than drink.
//I think that kind of broke my brain, I need a drink.
///and I'm out of whiskey until morning, that's no fun.
////Weed and fried chicken it is.
 
2012-06-04 01:32:42 AM

Julie Cochrane: Shocktopus: Loren: ZAZ: I want to see the male/female split on the sex questions, especially "your sex drive is too low."

this.

This x infinity. Especially since my 10-year relationship just ended over that issue. "Just" as in, today the truck was here.

It is not normal for someone's sex drive to just vanish. And no, I didn't get fat.

That sucks. Sorry you're going through that.


Thank you. That was kind of you to say.
 
2012-06-04 01:37:22 AM

Julie Cochrane: I wear a D-cup, on the edge of DD, and am (barely) 5'2". Wanna go for coffee?


What are your thoughts on a first date being I fly you out to Southern California for coffee? Or if that's too forward, we could play mini-golf instead. I actually like mini-golf.
 
2012-06-04 01:42:25 AM

Salt Lick Steady: Some like big tits, some like small tits, and some don't care if they're large or small.


I have one non-negotiable prerequisite for boobies:

1. Can I touch them?
 
2012-06-04 05:08:34 AM

Salt Lick Steady: kiwimoogle84: Salt Lick Steady: Coastalgrl: Strange, didnt see "you were irresponsible for going to school" and "I dont want you to work. I want you home" as well as "You should just deposit your paycheck into my account. I'll take care of the bills".

Oh, hell no. That and needing to know wherever I go, or calling several times a day, or having to be near me at all times. No.

Yup, I remember that one. Controlling as all hell. Even liked to scour my phone bill (I switched to electronic after this) to check out and question any numbers he didn't recognize. Kicked to curb.

Mine was - discovered too late - batsh*t crazy. When I cut it off, he started calling 50 times a day trying to saying all sorts of nasty shiat about me, accused me of stealing his stuff (that he self-appraised at one MILLion dollars *pinky to the mouth*). Had to change the number I'd had for many years.

A couple years back he found my work address because it was public record and sent me a note saying I was the "love of his life."

Sent me into a panic attack.


All women and many men should have at least two burly longshoremen on a beer retainer, who will be most willing to convince wayward lovers and friends that pursuing other interests is in their best interest. Some people have big brothers, but not everyone is so gifted.

For dealing with women, the cattiest of catty strippers will do.
 
2012-06-04 05:18:41 AM
It's hard to believe that a girl's height or breast size could actually matter to a guy? How Farking shallow is that?
Seems like it's mostly little boys caught up in their insecurities.
Personally, I think a woman should look like a woman (curvy), and a man should look like a man (massive & powerful).
 
2012-06-04 07:05:19 AM

Third_Uncle_Eno: Men @ Women:

Money spending problems part 1. (buys whatever she likes, impulse buys, also doesn't care for saving anything).
Money spending problems part 2 (never pays for anything on dates, old fashioned 1950's type)

Women @ Men:

Money spending problems part 1: (has 'impulse buys'. like buying a super expensive BBQ or big ass tv. or a classic car)
Money spending problems part 2: (never pays for anything on dates, is a douche)


You know, I don't mind the "impulse buys" type, as long as they keep it within a budget. "I think we can afford it" is not a budget. If the impulse buys come out of their fun money, okay.

The problem is the impulse buy type never sees why they can't spend their fun money three times to your once, and you're a big old cheapskate meanie who's not being fair. So if you brown bag it and they lunch out every day, and they buy stuff every month and you skimp for six months, then it's "unfair" that you "have all that toy money" while they're "broke."

Last marriage, I spent my toy money saved on an IPO and got returns 9 to 1. Oh, wups, Got returns of 0 to my toy budget after "redistribution." Bitter? Me? Nah. (Seriously, just learned a little food for thought about how people think about money. I am sure my ex has horror stories about stunts I pulled that I have long since forgotten. Yes, it was very douchey of him. In 15 years, we all accumulate some whoppers. Especially in marriages that stop working.)
 
2012-06-04 08:55:26 AM

Loren: ZAZ: I want to see the male/female split on the sex questions, especially "your sex drive is too low."

this.


Shut up. As a female who has had a very high sex drive destroy more than one relationship, it DOES happen.

/bite me.
//Not bitter at all
 
2012-06-04 09:58:11 AM

my herniated disc: as a 6ft tall chick I am getting a kick...
Julie Cochrane: I wear a D-cup, on the edge of DD, and am (barely) 5'2". Wanna go for coffee?
z0mbiegrl: As a female who has had a very high sex drive destroy more than one relationship, it DOES happen.



I'm just going to go ahead and throw out a group "How you doin?'"

So...how YOU doin'?
 
2012-06-04 10:11:48 AM

MoronLessOff: my herniated disc: as a 6ft tall chick I am getting a kick...
Julie Cochrane: I wear a D-cup, on the edge of DD, and am (barely) 5'2". Wanna go for coffee?
z0mbiegrl: As a female who has had a very high sex drive destroy more than one relationship, it DOES happen.



I'm just going to go ahead and throw out a group "How you doin?'"

So...how YOU doin'?


Did you miss the part about DESTRUCTION of relationships? With men I really cared about? It's not as awesome as you imagine it to be. It always goes the same way... initially, I warn them as soon as things start heading "in that direction"... and they are always enthusiastic. It's awesome!... for the first few weeks. Then the "honeymoon/exciting" period wears off and they no longer feel like farking 2-3 times a day... and they start feeling inadequite because my sex drive INCREASES as theirs drops off... So they feel pressure, which leads to not wanting to have sex, which leads to me being upset about lack of sex, which leards to catching them jerking off... and eventually cheating on me.

/yay
 
2012-06-04 10:28:51 AM

z0mbiegrl: MoronLessOff: my herniated disc: as a 6ft tall chick I am getting a kick...
Julie Cochrane: I wear a D-cup, on the edge of DD, and am (barely) 5'2". Wanna go for coffee?
z0mbiegrl: As a female who has had a very high sex drive destroy more than one relationship, it DOES happen.



I'm just going to go ahead and throw out a group "How you doin?'"

So...how YOU doin'?

Did you miss the part about DESTRUCTION of relationships?


I've been on both sides of that roller coaster. I know how it is. I think the important thing is to make sure there is time to do fun things aside from boning. Not that a 24 hour bone fest is a bad thing, it just can't be everyday.

Also, the whole profile thing makes you seem pretty cool. I was going to bold individual points of interest, but then this post would be too long.
 
2012-06-04 10:33:40 AM

Macular Degenerate: Here's a recent synopsis of my dating life, which is scant because most of the women in my neck of the woods are either old, fat, or both:

1) Kids under 10
2) Emotionally distant/unavailable due to hurts from previous relationships
3) Zero personality


I have to admit, the dating pool must be pretty scarce if young children are your most recent #1 option.
 
2012-06-04 10:38:05 AM

MoronLessOff: I've been on both sides of that roller coaster. I know how it is. I think the important thing is to make sure there is time to do fun things aside from boning. Not that a 24 hour bone fest is a bad thing, it just can't be everyday.

Also, the whole profile thing makes you seem pretty cool. I was going to bold individual points of interest, but then this post would be too long.


Honestly, I'd consider perfection to be first thing in the morning and last thing before you go to sleep, no need to interfere with the rest of your day...
 
2012-06-04 11:22:05 AM

z0mbiegrl: MoronLessOff: I've been on both sides of that roller coaster. I know how it is. I think the important thing is to make sure there is time to do fun things aside from boning. Not that a 24 hour bone fest is a bad thing, it just can't be everyday.

Also, the whole profile thing makes you seem pretty cool. I was going to bold individual points of interest, but then this post would be too long.

Honestly, I'd consider perfection to be first thing in the morning and last thing before you go to sleep, no need to interfere with the rest of your day...


Nailed it. I'm usually ready to go in the morning anyway. And at night it just makes sense. Get good and tuckered out for a great night of sleep. You....you're a genius!
 
2012-06-04 11:25:54 AM

MoronLessOff: z0mbiegrl: MoronLessOff: I've been on both sides of that roller coaster. I know how it is. I think the important thing is to make sure there is time to do fun things aside from boning. Not that a 24 hour bone fest is a bad thing, it just can't be everyday.

Also, the whole profile thing makes you seem pretty cool. I was going to bold individual points of interest, but then this post would be too long.

Honestly, I'd consider perfection to be first thing in the morning and last thing before you go to sleep, no need to interfere with the rest of your day...

Nailed it. I'm usually ready to go in the morning anyway. And at night it just makes sense. Get good and tuckered out for a great night of sleep. You....you're a genius!


Tell that to my editor... and every publisher that's ever rejected me. :)

/Still bitter
//Like coffee and chocolate
 
2012-06-04 11:29:38 AM

z0mbiegrl: MoronLessOff: z0mbiegrl: MoronLessOff: I've been on both sides of that roller coaster. I know how it is. I think the important thing is to make sure there is time to do fun things aside from boning. Not that a 24 hour bone fest is a bad thing, it just can't be everyday.

Also, the whole profile thing makes you seem pretty cool. I was going to bold individual points of interest, but then this post would be too long.

Honestly, I'd consider perfection to be first thing in the morning and last thing before you go to sleep, no need to interfere with the rest of your day...

Nailed it. I'm usually ready to go in the morning anyway. And at night it just makes sense. Get good and tuckered out for a great night of sleep. You....you're a genius!

Tell that to my editor... and every publisher that's ever rejected me. :)

/Still bitter
//Like coffee and chocolate


Your manuscript, please?

also, chocolate covered coffee beans.
 
2012-06-04 11:33:00 AM

MoronLessOff: z0mbiegrl: MoronLessOff: z0mbiegrl: MoronLessOff: I've been on both sides of that roller coaster. I know how it is. I think the important thing is to make sure there is time to do fun things aside from boning. Not that a 24 hour bone fest is a bad thing, it just can't be everyday.

Also, the whole profile thing makes you seem pretty cool. I was going to bold individual points of interest, but then this post would be too long.

Honestly, I'd consider perfection to be first thing in the morning and last thing before you go to sleep, no need to interfere with the rest of your day...

Nailed it. I'm usually ready to go in the morning anyway. And at night it just makes sense. Get good and tuckered out for a great night of sleep. You....you're a genius!

Tell that to my editor... and every publisher that's ever rejected me. :)

/Still bitter
//Like coffee and chocolate

Your manuscript, please?

also, chocolate covered coffee beans.


Check out my BIBLIOGRAPHY!!!
 
2012-06-04 11:36:09 AM
i105.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-04 11:40:56 AM

z0mbiegrl: MoronLessOff: z0mbiegrl: MoronLessOff: z0mbiegrl: MoronLessOff: I've been on both sides of that roller coaster. I know how it is. I think the important thing is to make sure there is time to do fun things aside from boning. Not that a 24 hour bone fest is a bad thing, it just can't be everyday.

Also, the whole profile thing makes you seem pretty cool. I was going to bold individual points of interest, but then this post would be too long.

Honestly, I'd consider perfection to be first thing in the morning and last thing before you go to sleep, no need to interfere with the rest of your day...

Nailed it. I'm usually ready to go in the morning anyway. And at night it just makes sense. Get good and tuckered out for a great night of sleep. You....you're a genius!

Tell that to my editor... and every publisher that's ever rejected me. :)

/Still bitter
//Like coffee and chocolate

Your manuscript, please?

also, chocolate covered coffee beans.

Check out my BIBLIOGRAPHY!!!


Uh....content warning. Should I wait until I get home?
 
2012-06-04 11:43:14 AM

MoronLessOff: Uh....content warning. Should I wait until I get home?


It's because I'm a horror writer. There's nothing NSFW there. Unless your coworkers are afraid of clowns... or zombies...
 
2012-06-04 11:46:15 AM

z0mbiegrl: MoronLessOff: Uh....content warning. Should I wait until I get home?

It's because I'm a horror writer. There's nothing NSFW there. Unless your coworkers are afraid of clowns... or zombies...


No, those are cool. But what about zombie clowns? Those would get me blocked.
 
2012-06-04 11:51:22 AM

MoronLessOff: No, those are cool. But what about zombie clowns? Those would get me blocked.


Dude, I am SO not spoiling anything. If I told you, what reason would you have to by my stuff? :P
 
2012-06-04 11:53:33 AM

z0mbiegrl: MoronLessOff: No, those are cool. But what about zombie clowns? Those would get me blocked.

Dude, I am SO not spoiling anything. If I told you, what reason would you have to by my stuff? :P


I gave it a quick browse. That's a lot of words. I should probably wait until I get home anyway so I can give it some proper attention.
 
2012-06-04 12:03:42 PM

MoronLessOff: I gave it a quick browse. That's a lot of words. I should probably wait until I get home anyway so I can give it some proper attention.


Most writers do get paid by the word, after all...
 
2012-06-04 12:14:18 PM

z0mbiegrl: MoronLessOff: I gave it a quick browse. That's a lot of words. I should probably wait until I get home anyway so I can give it some proper attention.

Most writers do get paid by the word, after all...


This reminds me of a joke in the fan-sub "This is Otakudom".

Customer: Why are subtitles more expensive than dubs?
Panel: Well, you see...letters are very expensive and anime has a lot of them.
(only works if you collected in the days of VHS...not you personally, but...aww, fark it.)
 
2012-06-04 01:02:07 PM

Degenz: I can't fap to that.


Amateur.
 
2012-06-04 01:46:57 PM

Julie Cochrane: If she had a "good reason" for having a checklist specification for every little appearance detail or financial detail on the whole list down to Prince Charming, yes, I'd agree with you on shallow---because at some point you're just rationalizing your "good reasons." But this appears to be the only attribute on her checklist.

I wear a D-cup, on the edge of DD, and am (barely) 5'2". ...


Um....yes, please.
 
2012-06-04 01:56:43 PM

kiwimoogle84: Tell you what- if I outweigh you at 5'10.5 and 165 I feel uncomfortable and fat because men like you you have made me feel so. Not my fault I feel more proportionate in the arms of a slightly taller man.


No, it wasn't men like me. I decided early on during my dating adventures that I wouldn't exclude anybody I was attracted to, even if it was only mental. The best sex I ever had was a big girl who was totally comfortable in her skin (which I get you aren't) and had zero inhibitions.

Look, I might have been a bit harsh because you trod on a nerve. But seriously- your hangup could hurt someone that cares for you and might treat you amazingly well. It isn't worth it.
 
2012-06-04 03:37:23 PM

Stimpy's new tooth: Degenz: I can't fap to that.

Amateur.


thanks
 
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