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		Here is the full list of 2012 hurricane names. Wait... Hurricane Kirk? (geography.about.com)		41
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John Dewey		2012-06-03 12:10:56 PM

9 votes:

Should change it to Hurricane KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

fusillade762		2012-06-03 05:16:03 PM

4 votes:

NeoCortex42: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Wait just about 20 years and you'll feel ashamed for liking Hurricane Kirk when we're all killed by Hurricane Picard.

And years later, Hurricane Janeway manages to reach land in Australia.

And then Hurricane Archer comes along and they decide to stop having hurricanes altogether.

Sybarite		2012-06-03 01:15:24 PM

4 votes:

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome this hurricane is!

Refudiated Strategerist		2012-06-03 01:14:17 PM

4 votes:

Kirk will head straight to the Virgin Islands.

Manfred J. Hattan		2012-06-03 01:11:16 PM

4 votes:

It's pronounced "Kirok!"

No Line For Beer		2012-06-03 01:06:42 PM

4 votes:

Look out...for the...winds.

calbert		2012-06-03 01:05:00 PM

4 votes:

God help us all when Hurricane Ditka arrives.

a truly extinction-level event.

skinink		2012-06-03 01:04:05 PM

4 votes:

I wonder if I'll get to see Hurricane Debby do Dallas.

boarral		2012-06-03 10:48:08 PM

3 votes:

mikesup		2012-06-03 06:00:13 PM

3 votes:

fusillade762: NeoCortex42: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Wait just about 20 years and you'll feel ashamed for liking Hurricane Kirk when we're all killed by Hurricane Picard.

And years later, Hurricane Janeway manages to reach land in Australia.

And then Hurricane Archer comes along and they decide to stop having hurricanes altogether.

Yeah, but that is after Hurrican Sisko just spun for months in the middle of the Deep Atlantic, not really accomplishing anything other than diverting ships around it.

Oznog		2012-06-03 04:25:51 PM

3 votes:

From the Atlantic's heart, I STAB AT THEE!
For hate's sake, I FLOOD Florida!

dahmers love zombie		2012-06-03 01:40:56 PM

3 votes:

Manfred J. Hattan: It's pronounced "Kirok!"

Followed by Tropical Storm Miramanee, which will die out quickly after a brief appearance.

NeoCortex42		2012-06-03 01:36:14 PM

3 votes:

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Wait just about 20 years and you'll feel ashamed for liking Hurricane Kirk when we're all killed by Hurricane Picard.

And years later, Hurricane Janeway manages to reach land in Australia.

BumpInTheNight		2012-06-03 01:29:32 PM

3 votes:

Hurricane Leslie? Surely you can't be serious.

Mr. Coffee Nerves		2012-06-03 01:27:56 PM

3 votes:

Wait just about 20 years and you'll feel ashamed for liking Hurricane Kirk when we're all killed by Hurricane Picard.

A General Disdain For All Of Humanity		2012-06-03 01:06:03 PM

3 votes:

There will be no peace as long as Kirk lives.

Publikwerks		2012-06-04 07:46:46 AM

2 votes:

Oznog:

From the Atlantic's heart, I STAB AT THEE!
For hate's sake, I FLOOD Florida!

He tasks me. He tasks me and I shall have him! I'll chase him 'round the Keys of Florida and 'round the Outer Banks and 'round Perdition's flames before I give him up!

Gyrfalcon		2012-06-03 06:34:22 PM

2 votes:

When Hurricane Kirk hits, all you have to do is not wear a red shirt, you'll be fine.

digitalrain		2012-06-03 01:50:37 PM

2 votes:

Hurricane Nadine will ramble crazily into Vegas to merge with hurricane Flagg

greggm59		2012-06-03 01:49:57 PM

2 votes:

Hurricane Isaac is a bad mofo ....

/Shut your mouth!
/I can dig it.

matthew_tray		2012-06-03 01:37:34 PM

2 votes:

BumpInTheNight: Hurricane Leslie? Surely you can't be serious.

It is serious. And don't call it Shirley.

SithLord		2012-06-03 01:27:47 PM

2 votes:

Hurricane Gordon.... will likely only destroy kitchens.

Holodigm		2012-06-03 01:14:24 PM

2 votes:

Oh man! That hurricane's going to come in to town and have sex with all our women!

baronbloodbath		2012-06-03 01:12:39 PM

2 votes:

Hurricane Bud, you say? That sounds like some serious hydro shiat right there.

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I'll take two ounces.

baronbloodbath		2012-06-03 01:09:23 PM

2 votes:

Hurricane Kirk is destroying Florida.

Why is it destroying Florida?

Hurricane Kirk is destroying Florida.

Why is it destroying Florida?

Because FLORIDA tag.

jayessell		2012-06-04 09:09:38 AM

1 votes:

Fluttershy

Pep Streebeck		2012-06-03 06:55:52 PM

1 votes:

The Incredible Sexual Egg: WTFdoesitmatter: As far in debt as our government is, I can't understand why they haven't gone the route of corporate sponsorship for naming the storms. Alternatatively, they could go out to the hood and let some ghetto biatches name the hurricanes, just for the sheer entertainment value.

Hurricane LeFauwnda would be pretty awesome

NeoCortex42		2012-06-03 06:06:46 PM

1 votes:

fusillade762: NeoCortex42: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Wait just about 20 years and you'll feel ashamed for liking Hurricane Kirk when we're all killed by Hurricane Picard.

And years later, Hurricane Janeway manages to reach land in Australia.

And then Hurricane Archer comes along and they decide to stop having hurricanes altogether.

With nobody paying attention to the hurricane until years after it's dissipated.

Nem Wan		2012-06-03 03:31:22 PM

1 votes:

Leslie follows Kirk... except when he doesn't want to.
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/mutinously hot

Muzzynat		2012-06-03 03:28:04 PM

1 votes:

Huricane Kirk*: Quarter-Circle back + Kick

*Can only be don in god mode

Hagenhatesyouall		2012-06-03 03:15:06 PM

1 votes:

WTFdoesitmatter: digitalrain: Alternatatively, they could go out to the hood and let some ghetto biatches name the hurricanes, just for the sheer entertainment value.

Hurricane LeFauwnda would be pretty awesome

My vote is for Hurricane Sh'aniqua

Tropical Storm Jarquez

Seriously.

I wonder when Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton are going to organize a protest over racist hurricane naming conventions....

I mean WTF? Not a SINGLE N * GG3R name?!

That's RACIST!

mr lawson		2012-06-03 02:36:42 PM

1 votes:

NeoCortex42: I like that idea. How about this: All companies making over so much a year get entered into a lottery for hurricane names. Any company can have their name not included by paying additional taxes.

The Hurricane Games?

LeroyBourne		2012-06-03 02:35:14 PM

1 votes:

AdolfOliverPanties: My name is Kirk. This is the second time that I know of that I have been a hurricane. Last one was around 2007. I was dating a girl named Patty and there was a Hurricane Patty that year too. And she was a Carolina Hurricanes fan.

/csb

You two must have had a hoot nicknaming your sexy times.

brimed03		2012-06-03 02:22:33 PM

1 votes:

Trance750: ChubbyTiger: Wake me for hurricane Tiberius.

Or Hurricane George... just spinning a lot of hot air

It'll hit Haiti, declare Mission Accomplished, and be inexplicably used again next year.

/"hurricane george" was used despite there being more popular votes for "hurricane gore."

The Incredible Sexual Egg		2012-06-03 01:58:52 PM

1 votes:

WTFdoesitmatter: As far in debt as our government is, I can't understand why they haven't gone the route of corporate sponsorship for naming the storms. Alternatatively, they could go out to the hood and let some ghetto biatches name the hurricanes, just for the sheer entertainment value.

Hurricane LeFauwnda would be pretty awesome

Trance750		2012-06-03 01:57:48 PM

1 votes:

ihaveeveryrighttocomplain.files.wordpress.com

/You will all have a chance to be gouged

NeoCortex42		2012-06-03 01:43:01 PM

1 votes:

WTFdoesitmatter: As far in debt as our government is, I can't understand why they haven't gone the route of corporate sponsorship for naming the storms.

I'm not sure how many companies want a headline like "Southern US decimated by Pepsi, hundreds dead.