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2012-06-03 12:10:56 PM
9 votes:
Should change it to Hurricane KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
2012-06-03 05:16:03 PM
4 votes:

NeoCortex42: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Wait just about 20 years and you'll feel ashamed for liking Hurricane Kirk when we're all killed by Hurricane Picard.

And years later, Hurricane Janeway manages to reach land in Australia.


And then Hurricane Archer comes along and they decide to stop having hurricanes altogether.
2012-06-03 01:15:24 PM
4 votes:
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome this hurricane is!
2012-06-03 01:14:17 PM
4 votes:
Kirk will head straight to the Virgin Islands.
2012-06-03 01:11:16 PM
4 votes:
It's pronounced "Kirok!"
2012-06-03 01:06:42 PM
4 votes:
Look out...for the...winds.
2012-06-03 01:05:00 PM
4 votes:
God help us all when Hurricane Ditka arrives.

a truly extinction-level event.
2012-06-03 01:04:05 PM
4 votes:
I wonder if I'll get to see Hurricane Debby do Dallas.
2012-06-03 10:48:08 PM
3 votes:
farm8.staticflickr.com
2012-06-03 06:00:13 PM
3 votes:

fusillade762: NeoCortex42: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Wait just about 20 years and you'll feel ashamed for liking Hurricane Kirk when we're all killed by Hurricane Picard.

And years later, Hurricane Janeway manages to reach land in Australia.

And then Hurricane Archer comes along and they decide to stop having hurricanes altogether.


Yeah, but that is after Hurrican Sisko just spun for months in the middle of the Deep Atlantic, not really accomplishing anything other than diverting ships around it.
2012-06-03 04:25:51 PM
3 votes:
images.wikia.com

From the Atlantic's heart, I STAB AT THEE!
For hate's sake, I FLOOD Florida!
2012-06-03 01:40:56 PM
3 votes:

Manfred J. Hattan: It's pronounced "Kirok!"


Followed by Tropical Storm Miramanee, which will die out quickly after a brief appearance.
2012-06-03 01:36:14 PM
3 votes:

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Wait just about 20 years and you'll feel ashamed for liking Hurricane Kirk when we're all killed by Hurricane Picard.


And years later, Hurricane Janeway manages to reach land in Australia.
2012-06-03 01:29:32 PM
3 votes:
Hurricane Leslie? Surely you can't be serious.
2012-06-03 01:27:56 PM
3 votes:
Wait just about 20 years and you'll feel ashamed for liking Hurricane Kirk when we're all killed by Hurricane Picard.
2012-06-03 01:06:03 PM
3 votes:
There will be no peace as long as Kirk lives.
2012-06-04 07:46:46 AM
2 votes:

Oznog: images.wikia.com

From the Atlantic's heart, I STAB AT THEE!
For hate's sake, I FLOOD Florida!



He tasks me. He tasks me and I shall have him! I'll chase him 'round the Keys of Florida and 'round the Outer Banks and 'round Perdition's flames before I give him up!
2012-06-03 06:34:22 PM
2 votes:
When Hurricane Kirk hits, all you have to do is not wear a red shirt, you'll be fine.
2012-06-03 01:50:37 PM
2 votes:
Hurricane Nadine will ramble crazily into Vegas to merge with hurricane Flagg
2012-06-03 01:49:57 PM
2 votes:
Hurricane Isaac is a bad mofo ....

/Shut your mouth!
/I can dig it.
2012-06-03 01:37:34 PM
2 votes:

BumpInTheNight: Hurricane Leslie? Surely you can't be serious.


It is serious. And don't call it Shirley.
2012-06-03 01:27:47 PM
2 votes:
Hurricane Gordon.... will likely only destroy kitchens.
2012-06-03 01:14:24 PM
2 votes:
Oh man! That hurricane's going to come in to town and have sex with all our women!
2012-06-03 01:12:39 PM
2 votes:
Hurricane Bud, you say? That sounds like some serious hydro shiat right there.


images.pictureshunt.com

I'll take two ounces.
2012-06-03 01:09:23 PM
2 votes:
Hurricane Kirk is destroying Florida.

Why is it destroying Florida?

Hurricane Kirk is destroying Florida.

Why is it destroying Florida?

Because FLORIDA tag.
2012-06-04 09:09:38 AM
1 votes:
Fluttershy
2012-06-03 06:55:52 PM
1 votes:

The Incredible Sexual Egg: WTFdoesitmatter: As far in debt as our government is, I can't understand why they haven't gone the route of corporate sponsorship for naming the storms. Alternatatively, they could go out to the hood and let some ghetto biatches name the hurricanes, just for the sheer entertainment value.

Hurricane LeFauwnda would be pretty awesome


i27.photobucket.com
2012-06-03 06:06:46 PM
1 votes:

fusillade762: NeoCortex42: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Wait just about 20 years and you'll feel ashamed for liking Hurricane Kirk when we're all killed by Hurricane Picard.

And years later, Hurricane Janeway manages to reach land in Australia.

And then Hurricane Archer comes along and they decide to stop having hurricanes altogether.


With nobody paying attention to the hurricane until years after it's dissipated.
2012-06-03 03:31:22 PM
1 votes:
Leslie follows Kirk... except when he doesn't want to.
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
/mutinously hot
2012-06-03 03:28:04 PM
1 votes:
Huricane Kirk*: Quarter-Circle back + Kick

*Can only be don in god mode
2012-06-03 03:15:06 PM
1 votes:

WTFdoesitmatter: digitalrain: Alternatatively, they could go out to the hood and let some ghetto biatches name the hurricanes, just for the sheer entertainment value.

Hurricane LeFauwnda would be pretty awesome

My vote is for Hurricane Sh'aniqua

Tropical Storm Jarquez


Seriously.

I wonder when Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton are going to organize a protest over racist hurricane naming conventions....

I mean WTF? Not a SINGLE N * GG3R name?!

That's RACIST!
2012-06-03 02:36:42 PM
1 votes:

NeoCortex42: I like that idea. How about this: All companies making over so much a year get entered into a lottery for hurricane names. Any company can have their name not included by paying additional taxes.


The Hurricane Games?
2012-06-03 02:35:14 PM
1 votes:

AdolfOliverPanties: My name is Kirk. This is the second time that I know of that I have been a hurricane. Last one was around 2007. I was dating a girl named Patty and there was a Hurricane Patty that year too. And she was a Carolina Hurricanes fan.

/csb


You two must have had a hoot nicknaming your sexy times.
2012-06-03 02:22:33 PM
1 votes:

Trance750: ChubbyTiger: Wake me for hurricane Tiberius.

Or Hurricane George... just spinning a lot of hot air


It'll hit Haiti, declare Mission Accomplished, and be inexplicably used again next year.

/"hurricane george" was used despite there being more popular votes for "hurricane gore."
2012-06-03 01:58:52 PM
1 votes:

WTFdoesitmatter: As far in debt as our government is, I can't understand why they haven't gone the route of corporate sponsorship for naming the storms. Alternatatively, they could go out to the hood and let some ghetto biatches name the hurricanes, just for the sheer entertainment value.


Hurricane LeFauwnda would be pretty awesome
2012-06-03 01:57:48 PM
1 votes:
ihaveeveryrighttocomplain.files.wordpress.com

/You will all have a chance to be gouged
2012-06-03 01:43:01 PM
1 votes:

WTFdoesitmatter: As far in debt as our government is, I can't understand why they haven't gone the route of corporate sponsorship for naming the storms.


I'm not sure how many companies want a headline like "Southern US decimated by Pepsi, hundreds dead.
2012-06-03 01:24:36 PM
1 votes:
simpsonswiki.net
2012-06-03 01:23:38 PM
1 votes:
Wake me for hurricane Tiberius.
2012-06-03 01:20:23 PM
1 votes:
Hurricane Patty? What, will everyone suddenly break out into a Tupperware Party?
2012-06-03 01:04:32 PM
1 votes:
look at him blooooow


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