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2012-06-03 12:10:56 PM
Should change it to Hurricane KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
 
2012-06-03 12:15:16 PM
Hurricane...Joyce? Sounds matronly.
 
2012-06-03 01:04:00 PM

John Dewey: Should change it to Hurricane KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN


That's what I was thinking.
 
2012-06-03 01:04:05 PM
I wonder if I'll get to see Hurricane Debby do Dallas.
 
2012-06-03 01:04:08 PM
I want a hurricane to be named "VAGINA HOLE"
 
2012-06-03 01:04:32 PM
look at him blooooow


starcasm.net
 
2012-06-03 01:05:00 PM
God help us all when Hurricane Ditka arrives.

a truly extinction-level event.
 
2012-06-03 01:05:29 PM
Hurricane Kirk? We're looking at a possible Category 5 derpstorm, with Crocoduck-sized hailstones, people.
 
2012-06-03 01:06:03 PM
There will be no peace as long as Kirk lives.
 
2012-06-03 01:06:42 PM
Look out...for the...winds.
 
2012-06-03 01:06:56 PM
Interesting. The name "Connie" was retired in 1955, the same year my mom, Connie, was born.

/both were forces of destruction
 
2012-06-03 01:07:35 PM

clipperbox: look at him blooooow


Save some for Jim Cantore.
 
2012-06-03 01:09:23 PM
Hurricane Kirk is destroying Florida.

Why is it destroying Florida?

Hurricane Kirk is destroying Florida.

Why is it destroying Florida?

Because FLORIDA tag.
 
2012-06-03 01:09:30 PM
There is a Hurricane Bud.

The decision on how to name the Hurricanes is actually pretty interesting, basically a global council decides on a variety of names from various areas of the world. So, someone actually thinks Americans like using Bud as a name.
 
2012-06-03 01:11:16 PM
It's pronounced "Kirok!"
 
2012-06-03 01:12:08 PM

baronbloodbath: Hurricane Kirk is destroying Florida.

Why is it destroying Florida?

Hurricane Kirk is destroying Florida.

Why is it destroying Florida?

Because FLORIDA tag.


i4.ytimg.com

PUPPY!!!!
 
2012-06-03 01:12:39 PM
Hurricane Bud, you say? That sounds like some serious hydro shiat right there.


images.pictureshunt.com

I'll take two ounces.
 
2012-06-03 01:12:51 PM
Hurricane Michael?! Excellent...
 
2012-06-03 01:14:17 PM
Kirk will head straight to the Virgin Islands.
 
2012-06-03 01:14:24 PM
Oh man! That hurricane's going to come in to town and have sex with all our women!
 
2012-06-03 01:15:24 PM
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome this hurricane is!
 
2012-06-03 01:16:39 PM
If Hurricane Kirk hits Pat Robertson's compound does that mean we're all free?
 
2012-06-03 01:20:23 PM
Hurricane Patty? What, will everyone suddenly break out into a Tupperware Party?
 
2012-06-03 01:22:07 PM
I can understand not using Q, there not being a million Q names running around, but why not U?
 
2012-06-03 01:22:41 PM
I hear that they plan on sending in 3 1/2 subs to observe Hurricane Kirk.
 
2012-06-03 01:23:38 PM
Wake me for hurricane Tiberius.
 
2012-06-03 01:24:36 PM
simpsonswiki.net
 
2012-06-03 01:26:31 PM

ChubbyTiger: Wake me for hurricane Tiberius.


Or Hurricane George... just spinning a lot of hot air
 
2012-06-03 01:26:43 PM
I hope that the give Hurricane John another shot. 0 deaths and only $15 million is a pathetic showing for my name sake. I want Hurricane John to rack up at least 500 dead and $20 billion in damages!
 
2012-06-03 01:27:47 PM
Hurricane Gordon.... will likely only destroy kitchens.
 
2012-06-03 01:27:56 PM
Wait just about 20 years and you'll feel ashamed for liking Hurricane Kirk when we're all killed by Hurricane Picard.
 
2012-06-03 01:29:32 PM
Hurricane Leslie? Surely you can't be serious.
 
2012-06-03 01:29:57 PM

clipperbox: look at him blooooow suck


[starcasm.net image 640x852]


fixed
 
2012-06-03 01:36:14 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Wait just about 20 years and you'll feel ashamed for liking Hurricane Kirk when we're all killed by Hurricane Picard.


And years later, Hurricane Janeway manages to reach land in Australia.
 
2012-06-03 01:37:34 PM

BumpInTheNight: Hurricane Leslie? Surely you can't be serious.


It is serious. And don't call it Shirley.
 
2012-06-03 01:40:07 PM
As far in debt as our government is, I can't understand why they haven't gone the route of corporate sponsorship for naming the storms. Alternatatively, they could go out to the hood and let some ghetto biatches name the hurricanes, just for the sheer entertainment value.
 
2012-06-03 01:40:24 PM

DeathByGeekSquad: Bud


In the Pacific. Just to think we have had Aletta and Bud in the Pacific and Alberto and Beryl already in the Atlantic.
 
2012-06-03 01:40:56 PM

Manfred J. Hattan: It's pronounced "Kirok!"


Followed by Tropical Storm Miramanee, which will die out quickly after a brief appearance.
 
2012-06-03 01:42:22 PM

WTFdoesitmatter: As far in debt as our government is, I can't understand why they haven't gone the route of corporate sponsorship for naming the storms. Alternatatively, they could go out to the hood and let some ghetto biatches name the hurricanes, just for the sheer entertainment value.


/Hurricane Fo Shizzle
 
2012-06-03 01:43:01 PM

WTFdoesitmatter: As far in debt as our government is, I can't understand why they haven't gone the route of corporate sponsorship for naming the storms.


I'm not sure how many companies want a headline like "Southern US decimated by Pepsi, hundreds dead.
 
2012-06-03 01:44:29 PM
Maybe it will reach Oscar, then I can submit the headline: Oscar forms, expected to be a real grouch.
 
2012-06-03 01:46:04 PM

NeoCortex42: WTFdoesitmatter: As far in debt as our government is, I can't understand why they haven't gone the route of corporate sponsorship for naming the storms.

I'm not sure how many companies want a headline like "Southern US decimated by Pepsi, hundreds dead.


Think of the reverse, they pay not to get tagged:
"Thousands left homeless by Hurricane Goldman-Sachs."
 
2012-06-03 01:46:36 PM

Trance750: ChubbyTiger: Wake me for hurricane Tiberius.

Or Hurricane George... just spinning a lot of hot air


i579.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-03 01:46:37 PM

WTFdoesitmatter: As far in debt as our government is, I can't understand why they haven't gone the route of corporate sponsorship for naming the storms. Alternatatively, they could go out to the hood and let some ghetto biatches name the hurricanes, just for the sheer entertainment value.


Sheila Jackson Lee already had that idea. However, I don't know if news stations and weathermen have enough apostrophes on hand for this situation.
 
2012-06-03 01:48:05 PM

BumpInTheNight: NeoCortex42: WTFdoesitmatter: As far in debt as our government is, I can't understand why they haven't gone the route of corporate sponsorship for naming the storms.

I'm not sure how many companies want a headline like "Southern US decimated by Pepsi, hundreds dead.

Think of the reverse, they pay not to get tagged:
"Thousands left homeless by Hurricane Goldman-Sachs."


I like that idea. How about this: All companies making over so much a year get entered into a lottery for hurricane names. Any company can have their name not included by paying additional taxes.
 
2012-06-03 01:49:57 PM
Hurricane Isaac is a bad mofo ....

/Shut your mouth!
/I can dig it.
 
2012-06-03 01:50:37 PM
Hurricane Nadine will ramble crazily into Vegas to merge with hurricane Flagg
 
2012-06-03 01:50:56 PM
My name is Kirk. This is the second time that I know of that I have been a hurricane. Last one was around 2007. I was dating a girl named Patty and there was a Hurricane Patty that year too. And she was a Carolina Hurricanes fan.

/csb
 
2012-06-03 01:51:11 PM
www2.pictures.zimbio.com

/hot like EMG's
 
2012-06-03 01:53:02 PM
Call me strange, but I like to predict the three names that will be retired after this season for every hurricane season...1) Florence...2) Issac...3) Kirk.
 
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