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2012-06-03 12:37:10 PM
8 votes:

Somacandra: dahmers love zombie: If that was written on my daughter's wall, she'd have been painting it within an hour, and discussing boarding schools in VERY remote locations the hour after that.

Did I farking stutter? She already said she would NEVER do that. Isn't that what you want to hear? Or are you one of those mandatory 'deep-throat a piece of cheese' kind of parents who think everybody needs to live life your way? Let me tell you something buster, not everyone finds cheese that appetizing. Nor should they. That's the beauty of life: everyone has a different vision of their perfect world. And that's OK.


Ah, but look again -- it's clearly KATE who placed that statement on Mara's wall. For all we know, Mara will take cheese penii and edam right down the the base on a daily basis. I'd see it as, perhaps, a warning from Kate to Mara's uninvolved parents, that she's making the rounds, and by now there's no telling how many of them she's bleu.

Besides, my larger concern is the other statement. As everyone knows, Dave's ass is saggy, like a half-filled sack of Canadian milk.
2012-06-03 12:33:08 PM
8 votes:

dahmers love zombie: If that was written on my daughter's wall, she'd have been painting it within an hour, and discussing boarding schools in VERY remote locations the hour after that.


Did I farking stutter? She already said she would NEVER do that. Isn't that what you want to hear? Or are you one of those mandatory 'deep-throat a piece of cheese' kind of parents who think everybody needs to live life your way? Let me tell you something buster, not everyone finds cheese that appetizing. Nor should they. That's the beauty of life: everyone has a different vision of their perfect world. And that's OK.
2012-06-03 04:26:29 PM
4 votes:

theorellior: Ahh, to be nineteen again... or to sleep with someone who is.


last time I had anything close to the chance was when I was 33, with a technical virgin. I imagine it's a lot like playing a pickup basketball game for the first time years after high school. You still have most of the moves, but you don't remember the pace being that fast and later on, your back hurts
2012-06-03 04:09:20 PM
3 votes:

DeltaPunch: swangoatman: I am saddened that any one of those used condoms could hold my erect willie several times over. It must be the extra milk those kids got in school. or maybe I just got small junk.
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They appear to be completely unrolled, and thus longer. Look at the back wall and you'll see some that aren't.


You have to unROLL them?
2012-06-03 04:06:48 PM
3 votes:

Savage Belief: theorellior: Ahh, to be nineteen again... or to sleep with someone who is.

The wife and i had a threesome with a nineteen year old a couple years ago. I discovered then I'd rather have sex with someone that knows what the fark they're doing.


Was he hot?
2012-06-03 03:51:51 PM
2 votes:
I am saddened that any one of those used condoms could hold my erect willie several times over. It must be the extra milk those kids got in school. or maybe I just got small junk.
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2012-06-03 03:23:19 PM
2 votes:

rgriffithi: I didn't read the article, but if it fails to show the room ankle deep in clothes and other assorted junk it is not like my teens live. I have considered a tape recorder that says "CLEAN YOUR ROOM!" on auto replay.


Not that I look at amateur nude pictures of TEENS online, but the general tendency of amateur pictures I've seen online can be summed up with the phrase "white women be livin' in filthy rooms".
2012-06-03 12:31:33 PM
2 votes:
It would be harder for them to make dopey quotes with my balls in their mouth.
2012-06-03 12:29:18 PM
2 votes:

fickle floridian: I wonder if Mara would deep-throat a penis of cheese.


I think you might need to review the slides. I thought Mara made it very clear that she would never do such a thing. As to whether Dave has a ripe ass, I think her opinion was to affirm that sentiment.
2012-06-03 08:34:50 PM
1 votes:

rohar: I woke up at 8:00 (slept in for some damned reason)


Hey guys! I get up early even on weekends! Isn't that cool and impressive for some reason?
2012-06-03 06:45:29 PM
1 votes:
dayofthejedi.com
2012-06-03 05:05:41 PM
1 votes:

BigJake: For once in your life just shut the fark up


It's so cute how utterly insecure some people are. Like you.

Nuclear Monk: no...it's about writing on the walls. That habit should've been nipped in the bud when she was three.


Why? It's her room, and it's not like it's hard to get rid of when the time comes. Hell odds are she'll get rid of it herself before long.
2012-06-03 05:03:57 PM
1 votes:

WhyteRaven74: Cause painting a room once they leave is sooo hard. I had a bunch of friends back in high school who got to paint their rooms however they wanted, do pretty much anything they wanted to their rooms. Why? Cause, it's just paint/marker/whatever. It's not they're putting in a new window. Also the parents never pulled the "my house" crap, it was the family's house and each member had a place in it.


For once in your life just shut the fark up
2012-06-03 05:02:25 PM
1 votes:

WhyteRaven74: dahmers love zombie: . If that was written on my daughter's wall, she'd have been painting it within an hour, and discussing boarding schools in VERY remote locations the hour after that.

The horror of teenage girls knowing about sex and making jokes about it.


no...it's about writing on the walls. That habit should've been nipped in the bud when she was three.
2012-06-03 04:50:15 PM
1 votes:

Altitude5280: I had sports posters on my walls. Painted Bronco orange and a blue carpet.


wait...did the carpet match the drapes?

/I was told there would be cookies...
2012-06-03 04:48:12 PM
1 votes:
"It is hard to be a teenager, it is, but it's also hard to be a child and it's hard to be an adult and it's hard to be elderly, but we all make it through."

The elderly don't, genius.
2012-06-03 04:30:43 PM
1 votes:

IXI Jim IXI: theorellior: Ahh, to be nineteen again... or to sleep with someone who is.

last time I had anything close to the chance was when I was 33, with a technical virgin. I imagine it's a lot like playing a pickup basketball game for the first time years after high school. You still have most of the moves, but you don't remember the pace being that fast and later on, your back hurts


You get a funny!
2012-06-03 04:21:11 PM
1 votes:

kvinesknows: soooo.... anyone else curious about just what kind of Penis the lady in question will deep throat?


Not sure but I'm betting "yours" is not on the list.
2012-06-03 04:11:17 PM
1 votes:
I had no idea that hairdressing was so critical to the Palestinian experience...
2012-06-03 03:26:41 PM
1 votes:
Just sayin:

s3.amazonaws.comtosh.comedycentral.com

/i'll take a seat in the smoking section please.
2012-06-03 03:22:43 PM
1 votes:
Ahh, to be nineteen again... or to sleep with someone who is.
2012-06-03 03:17:57 PM
1 votes:
Hiba, Shatila Palestinian refugee camp, Beirut, 2010
"I stopped going to school to learn hairdressing. I don't want to work. I am engaged to get married. I said yes and I will learn to love him. He is nice to me. I will get veiled when I get married."


Damn. I know it's very common around the world, still...
2012-06-03 03:16:24 PM
1 votes:
s3.amazonaws.com

When I was being photographed, what was running through my head was how the models on my wall are the people I strive to look like. I was wondering how we define beauty and where I am on the scale of beauty in relation to the pictures on my wall. Am I good enough?

I'm going to need some more information before I make up my mind.
2012-06-03 03:10:23 PM
1 votes:
Looks like you guys farked it up.
2012-06-03 12:16:00 PM
1 votes:
I wonder if Mara would deep-throat a penis of cheese.
 
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