Kristen Stewart as Joan Jett was about the funniest thing I've ever seen, it would be like someone casting Paul Reubens as Conan the barbarian.

DamnYankees: Keizer_Ghidorah: I dunno, the idea of making the movie about a character the original story spend hardly any words on is weird.

Wait - there's a hunstman in the original snow white? Seriously, I don't remember that at all. I assumed this movie made it up.

The Queen hired him to take Snow White into the woods and kill her, then bring back her heart as proof (and dinner, the Queen eats the heart he gives her). And in the original he tries to rape her too before he has a change of heart and lets her go. He got a deer's heart instead to take back to the Queen. The Disney version left out the attempted rape but the rest of the scene was similar.

What would have made it 10x better is if Kristen Stewart played every role, like Eddy Murphy in the Klumps. She should have played not only Snow White, but also Queen Ravenna, the Huntsman, Ravenna's brother, William, the mirror, and all the dwarfs.

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And who's this sultry lass? She looks nothing like Charlize.

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ng2810: Snapper Carr: JosephFinn: Look, Kristen Stewart is pretty good when she has actual good material to work with. Check her out in Adventureland or Into The Wild.


She was surprisingly good in Adventureland.. She was fantastic in the Runaways.

My theory is that she gets lazy when doing a big budget thing where effects are expected to carry it and I can sort of understand that - why do the work if you're just going to be overshadowed by CGI or when you have a built in audience for the thing who will see it regardless of how bad it is.

She was actually pretty good in Zathura and that was full of special effects. Pity a lot of people don't remember that movie since it bombed and was overshadowed by Iron Man. It was actually pretty good.

Meh, it was "Jumanji" IN SPACE!, with little to go for it.

Jennifer Lawrence is the fairest of the them.

/fo reals

Snapper Carr: She was surprisingly good in Adventureland.

I wouldn't really go that far. I think her performance had more to do with her being a better fit for that character. Otherwise it was pretty much the same acting she does in Twilight.


/went into Adventureland thinking it had Michael Cera.

Damn, Charlize is ugly as fark without makeup

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Question for those who saw it: did they use real midgets or did they use normal people with Lord of the Rings shrinking technology?

Charlize and Michael Fassbender aren't midgets, so it must be the LOTR thing.

El Freak: If you're not in a position to benefit financially, why would you possibly care which movie is #1 or how much money a movie makes?

Why do people root for sports teams?

Apos: This ended The Avengers' box office reign? Really,America?

Don't worry, it's the summer -- a dozen more generic CGI shiatfests are on their way.

This was the first time I saw her act

don;t think you know what that word means if you're referring to Kristen

and Charlize may be hot, but give me Milla J anyday of the week

Best thing I heard coming out of the theater was "That mirror must be stupid if it picked Kristen Stewart over Theron." I thought it was alright, but not worth going to the movies for.

It was ok. Trailer made me want something more, but it was fun, watching THOR and Snow White.
I also saw a trailer for The Hawkeye Legacy.
I love all these Avengers movies. Though why Black Widow bought a Zoo with Matt Damen is beyond me. Not enough car crashes.
BTW, It's just a farking movie. If you complain then maybe you didn't have the $10 to spend and should do something else with it. Just sayin.



Anyway, Kristin proves that anyone...ANYONE can grow up and be an actress.

TravisBickle62: Damn, Charlize is ugly as fark without makeup

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Is this joking or do you not know about the movie Monster?

Apos: This ended The Avengers' box office reign? Really,America?

MIB3 did it last week. Better than MIB2, good flick.

It seems with this being meh and reviews of Prometheus aren't looking good, it seems June won't have much offer till July.

browntimmy: TravisBickle62: Damn, Charlize is ugly as fark without makeup

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Is this joking or do you not know about the movie Monster?

I'm just saying that without the war paint, she's plug ugly

Weaver95: El Freak: If you're not in a position to benefit financially, why would you possibly care which movie is #1 or how much money a movie makes?

Because in our god fearing, chrstian society we determine success by how much money you spend, how much you make and how much money you've got in the bank.

Or, god forbid, mass appeal may be helpful in your decision of whether or not to to gamble $8 on a movie ticket.

thunderbird8804: Kristen Stewart as Joan Jett was about the funniest thing I've ever seen, it would be like someone casting Paul Reubens as Conan the barbarian.

Conan the Masterbitarian.

SpikeStrip: just feel weird about stewart since i thought she was a dude in 'panic room.'

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You missed one:




Would eat every inch of her. With a spoon.

/might explain her perpetually drowsy expression

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Would eat every inch of her. With a spoon.

Compared to other celebrities, she's incredibly pale with a completely average body and her smile is terrible. I don't get it.

I'm on a tear in this thread, but I agree with you 100%. All Studman69 aside, she is utterly uninspiring on every level.

NeoCortex42: eddievercetti:

It seems with this being meh and reviews of Prometheus aren't looking good, it seems June won't have much offer till July.

I haven't read any early reviews yet. Is it really looking that bad?



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Christian Bale: El Freak: If you're not in a position to benefit financially, why would you possibly care which movie is #1 or how much money a movie makes?


wtf, are you joking? Nothing matters unless money is on the line? So you don't care about who wins a football game unless you bet on it? You've never cared, even in passing, which songs are on top of the charts?

Sorry to disturb you Mr. Spock but sometimes people like to have a feel of what's popular with our fellow humans.

Especially when I'm feeling particularly misanthropic.

Even the trailers looked as boring as oatmeal. Why would you waste $12 watching this dreck?

FeedTheCollapse: NeoCortex42: eddievercetti:

It seems with this being meh and reviews of Prometheus aren't looking good, it seems June won't have much offer till July.

I haven't read any early reviews yet. Is it really looking that bad?



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I knew if someone was going to fark this up, it was going to be Lindelof, that farking hack.

Hey, Kristen Stewart has expressions. Two of them. Bored and bemused smile.

DamnYankees: Keizer_Ghidorah: I dunno, the idea of making the movie about a character the original story spend hardly any words on is weird.

Wait - there's a hunstman in the original snow white? Seriously, I don't remember that at all. I assumed this movie made it up.

This is actually a series of books one is about the queen's life and the other is about the huntsman and Snow White. They are written in a similar way as Gregory Maguire's "Mirror, Mirror" "Wicked" series. I saw these books when they came out and read the brief description but have never read either one.

It all felt like it was being planned in a writer's room while watching it, nothing was natural or organic: I wonder if Kristen Stewart's mother had a hand in this movie? She is a screen writer and has access and connections. This how she got her daughter in to having choice acting roles.

Sorry, I don't think I can go and suspend my disbelief enough to think Kristen is fairer than Charlize.

You people need to lighten up. Here we have the first Headlining Autistic actress, and you're dumping on her?

How dare you people, how dare you!!!

FeedTheCollapse: NeoCortex42: eddievercetti:

It seems with this being meh and reviews of Prometheus aren't looking good, it seems June won't have much offer till July.

I haven't read any early reviews yet. Is it really looking that bad?



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Some reviews from the UK are mixed so when the film hits the States, I hope the reviews are good.

Prometheus and Brave seem to be the months only good flicks. Then again, June.

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And who's this sultry lass? She looks nothing like Charlize.

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Always stunning.

To reiterate some of the other comments -- and if I remember the fable correctly -- Charlize's character was angry because she wasn't the fairest one of all.

nubian please.

skazzytl: What would have made it 10x better is if Kristen Stewart played every role, like Eddy Murphy in the Klumps. She should have played not only Snow White, but also Queen Ravenna, the Huntsman, Ravenna's brother, William, the mirror, and all the dwarfs.

If they added fart scenes ala Murphy at his best it would be celluloid gold.

If you don't like the acting, blame Rupert the rookie director.

/decent job considering he'd only done commercials before