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(CBC)   Your Canadian girlfriend just won an award for how many wieners she can stick in her mouth   (cbc.ca) divider line 66
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2012-06-03 11:01:46 AM
Did she eat the weeners tag too?
 
2012-06-03 11:54:50 AM
Ever since Drew started greenlighting random TFD threads, a lot of TFDers have become righteously indignant. I mean, they pay an entire five dollars a month and demand to have total editorial control over all decisions made on Fark.

I've increasingly noticed here on fark that more and more articles get green'd purely on the basis of a witty headline. Whereas I once thought that although a good headline would certainly help the article or link itself still had to have some merit.

/at least xerox only post earnings 4 times a year.
/at least xerox only post earnings 4 times a year.
 
2012-06-03 12:53:48 PM

reverend maynard: Ever since Drew started greenlighting random TFD threads, a lot of TFDers have become righteously indignant. I mean, they pay an entire five dollars a month and demand to have total editorial control over all decisions made on Fark.

I've increasingly noticed here on fark that more and more articles get green'd purely on the basis of a witty headline. Whereas I once thought that although a good headline would certainly help the article or link itself still had to have some merit.

/at least xerox only post earnings 4 times a year.
/at least xerox only post earnings 4 times a year.


I want to party with you.
 
2012-06-03 12:57:08 PM

whizbang: AbbeySomeone: It's time to start outing BANNING modmins.


Oh, come on. I thought the headline was funny.

/not subby
 
2012-06-03 01:56:03 PM
You know, with Canadian girls, when I read the headline, "mouth' was not the first orifice that came to mind.

/neither was "vagina"
 
2012-06-03 03:01:38 PM

AbbeySomeone: ordinarysteve: "These guys are ... machines; they're athletes; they're unbelievable." FTA
How about no. Hot dog eating and poker are not sports

No, they're not but they sell advertising and other products don't they? "Competitve' eating is disgusting.


^^so much this!!
Plus, hotdogs are disgusting to boot
/lips and assholes
 
2012-06-03 03:03:26 PM

SuperSeriousMan: IamKaiserSoze!!!: It's greening shiate like this that makes me regret sponsoring folks for TFD.

SushiJoe: Who is behind the wheel? Drew must be asleep right now. Who in their right mind green lighted this?!?

AbbeySomeone: Do they think it's OK to pass this crap off as farkworthy? I am offended and outraged.

Wow, the butthurt is strong this morning.


Sooo, lemme get this straight, this was a good enough link to pay 5 bucks for totalfark, but not good enough for us plebes who can't afford TFD?
 
2012-06-03 03:13:35 PM
My daughter wolfed down three hotdogs in about the same period when she was less than two. She's now fifteen and i bet she could outeat the girl in tfa

/that's outeat you pervs...
 
2012-06-03 04:23:11 PM
I'm marrying a Calgary girl next month. This is encouraging.
 
2012-06-03 04:25:24 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: How does she feel about a kielbasa? Specifically, my kielbasa.

Hopefully, she feels about a kielbasa with both hands.


Am I the only one who read that as "klebsiella"?
 
2012-06-03 05:11:44 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: How does she feel about a kielbasa? Specifically, my kielbasa.

Hopefully, she feels about a kielbasa with both hands.


Well, you can let her feel your kielbasa, I'll stick my braunschweiger between her buns.
 
2012-06-03 06:12:18 PM
I keep my girlfriends in Canada so my wife won't try to molest them herself.
 
2012-06-03 07:45:53 PM

Saberus Terras: TheShavingofOccam123: How does she feel about a kielbasa? Specifically, my kielbasa.

Hopefully, she feels about a kielbasa with both hands.

Well, you can let her feel your kielbasa, I'll stick my braunschweiger between her buns.


While you're doing that, I'll put my brautwurst between her...um...tits.

/just got off work, brain not working well
 
2012-06-03 08:44:19 PM
Why do people want to do these kinds of things?

I'd only sign up if I wanted free hotdogs. I'd quit after three.
 
2012-06-03 11:25:07 PM
www.justsaypictures.com
 
2012-06-04 05:24:23 PM
"She lives in Canada, met her at Niagara Falls. You wouldn't know her."

oi48.tinypic.com
 
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