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(CBC)   Your Canadian girlfriend just won an award for how many wieners she can stick in her mouth   (cbc.ca) divider line 66
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2012-06-03 07:23:32 AM
Green with envy?
 
2012-06-03 07:36:58 AM
It's greening shiate like this that makes me regret sponsoring folks for TFD.
 
2012-06-03 07:46:09 AM
Well, how many wieners can she fit in her mouth?
 
2012-06-03 07:48:31 AM
tsalaroth?
 
2012-06-03 07:53:43 AM
Who is behind the wheel? Drew must be asleep right now. Who in their right mind green lighted this?!?

Show yourself modmin!
 
2012-06-03 07:57:25 AM
Add this to one of the many reasons why 3rd/2nd world countries hate the West, especially the US.
 
2012-06-03 07:58:09 AM
It's time to start outing modmins. Do they think it's OK to pass this crap off as farkworthy? I am offended and outraged.
 
2012-06-03 08:12:44 AM
humorcastle.com

in practice
 
2012-06-03 08:15:16 AM
"These guys are ... machines; they're athletes; they're unbelievable." FTA
How about no. Hot dog eating and poker are not sports
 
2012-06-03 08:17:50 AM
Her name is Alberta
She live in Vancouver
She cooks like my mother
And sucks like a Hoover.
 
2012-06-03 08:19:05 AM
I thought this might be EggFool winning a trip to Coney Island...

/disappoint
 
2012-06-03 08:21:28 AM

billybobtoo: Her name is Alberta
She live in Vancouver
She cooks like my mother
And sucks like a Hoover.


get a job
 
2012-06-03 08:28:15 AM

ordinarysteve: "These guys are ... machines; they're athletes; they're unbelievable." FTA
How about no. Hot dog eating and poker are not sports


No, they're not but they sell advertising and other products don't they? "Competitve' eating is disgusting.
 
2012-06-03 08:29:28 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-03 08:38:20 AM
I've seen that porno.
 
2012-06-03 08:39:19 AM

"37! My girlfriend ate 37 wieners!"


"In a row?"

 
2012-06-03 08:40:26 AM

IamKaiserSoze!!!: It's greening shiate like this that makes me regret sponsoring folks for TFD.


SushiJoe: Who is behind the wheel? Drew must be asleep right now. Who in their right mind green lighted this?!?


AbbeySomeone: Do they think it's OK to pass this crap off as farkworthy? I am offended and outraged.


Wow, the butthurt is strong this morning.

home.roadrunner.com
 
2012-06-03 08:42:01 AM
How does she feel about a kielbasa? Specifically, my kielbasa.

Hopefully, she feels about a kielbasa with both hands.
 
2012-06-03 08:43:21 AM

AbbeySomeone: It's time to start outing BANNING modmins.

 
2012-06-03 08:45:55 AM
I don't get the outrage. Stories like this are why I come to fark. Is this some Totalfark snobbery thing?
 
2012-06-03 08:51:51 AM

LDM90: Is this some Totalfark snobbery thing?


Ever since Drew started greenlighting random TFD threads, a lot of TFDers have become righteously indignant. I mean, they pay an entire five dollars a month and demand to have total editorial control over all decisions made on Fark.

Apparently, a lot of them have utterly forgotten that Fark is a humor site with a fairly juvenile sense of humor. I mean the absolute horror of greenlighting a story about a Canadian girl who can eat a lot of sausage. They must be appeased!
 
2012-06-03 08:54:24 AM

sn82: tsalaroth?


Nope. I have nothing to do with this. Neither does TippsyMcstagger...?
 
2012-06-03 09:00:12 AM

SuperSeriousMan: LDM90: Is this some Totalfark snobbery thing?

Ever since Drew started greenlighting random TFD threads, a lot of TFDers have become righteously indignant. I mean, they pay an entire five dollars a month and demand to have total editorial control over all decisions made on Fark.

Apparently, a lot of them have utterly forgotten that Fark is a humor site with a fairly juvenile sense of humor. I mean the absolute horror of greenlighting a story about a Canadian girl who can eat a lot of sausage. They must be appeased!


Fairly juvenile?

I posted this in the thread the other day about how pretentious New Yorker columnists are:

I like to take a paper punch and poke a mouth hole in their little by-line portraits. Then I roll up a little paper penis and face fark them with it with CNN blaring in the background.
 
2012-06-03 09:03:23 AM
www.viceland.com
 
2012-06-03 09:04:07 AM
Yes...yes I would.

www.cbc.ca
 
2012-06-03 09:06:15 AM

TheShavingofOccam123: I like to take a paper punch and poke a mouth hole in their little by-line portraits. Then I roll up a little paper penis and face fark them with it with CNN blaring in the background.


Haha. People like you are what keeps the spirit of this site alive. Thank you.
 
2012-06-03 09:07:41 AM

almandot: get a job


I don't have to. I'm rich and retired!
 
2012-06-03 09:08:44 AM
All the best competitive eaters are skinny.

SuperSeriousMan: TFD


Isn't having things like this greenlit the whole point of FARK?

/TF no more out of self perservation. It's a time vortex.
 
2012-06-03 09:09:09 AM

billybobtoo: Her name is Alberta
She live in Vancouver
She cooks like my mother
And sucks like a Hoover.


Came to post this. Leaving satisfied.

/ahhh
 
2012-06-03 09:09:15 AM

middleoftheday: TheShavingofOccam123: I like to take a paper punch and poke a mouth hole in their little by-line portraits. Then I roll up a little paper penis and face fark them with it with CNN blaring in the background.

Haha. People like you are what keeps the spirit of this site alive. Thank you.


de nada.
 
2012-06-03 09:09:29 AM
Wow, that post came out all borked up. letls try again.
 
2012-06-03 09:19:58 AM
Came for pic of woman with mouth stuffed full of sausages. Left disappointed.
 
2012-06-03 09:21:40 AM

tsalaroth: sn82: tsalaroth?

Nope. I have nothing to do with this. Neither does TippsyMcstagger...?


Okay, just covering my bases here.

/Oh hi there!
 
2012-06-03 09:23:31 AM

TheShavingofOccam123: SuperSeriousMan: LDM90: Is this some Totalfark snobbery thing?

Ever since Drew started greenlighting random TFD threads, a lot of TFDers have become righteously indignant. I mean, they pay an entire five dollars a month and demand to have total editorial control over all decisions made on Fark.

Apparently, a lot of them have utterly forgotten that Fark is a humor site with a fairly juvenile sense of humor. I mean the absolute horror of greenlighting a story about a Canadian girl who can eat a lot of sausage. They must be appeased!

Fairly juvenile?

I posted this in the thread the other day about how pretentious New Yorker columnists are:

I like to take a paper punch and poke a mouth hole in their little by-line portraits. Then I roll up a little paper penis and face fark them with it with CNN blaring in the background.


That provided me with an amusing visual, thanks. Btw, I've never paid for TF.
 
2012-06-03 09:27:27 AM

skinink: "37! My girlfriend ate 37 wieners!"
"In a row?"


Try not to eat any weiners on your way to the parking lot!
 
2012-06-03 09:27:58 AM
Neat.
 
2012-06-03 09:28:49 AM
FTA:

She said her secret was taking time to put on ketchup.

Suck it, Chicago.
 
2012-06-03 09:35:31 AM
i268.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-03 09:35:55 AM

Rev.K: FTA:

She said her secret was taking time to put on ketchup.

Suck it, Chicago.


We got hotdogs from a street vendor in Seattle that had cream cheese, jalapenos and brown mustard. They were delicious.
 
2012-06-03 09:43:57 AM

Rev.K: FTA:

She said her secret was taking time to put on ketchup.

Suck it, Chicago.


I thought her name was Nicole?
 
2012-06-03 10:04:29 AM
Yeah, but how much poutine can she eat in 10 minutes....
 
2012-06-03 10:07:10 AM
Eating contest champions are not athletes.

That is all.
 
2012-06-03 10:12:03 AM
She ate 12 hotdogs in 10 minutes, c'mon that's not really a record is it ?
 
2012-06-03 10:15:49 AM

UCFRoadWarrior: Yeah, but how much poutine can she eat in 10 minutes....


Misread that as poontang, and had a personal moment.
 
2012-06-03 10:31:35 AM
Hot dog! What a great story. Keep up the great work, modmins!
 
2012-06-03 10:38:21 AM

manitobamadman: She ate 12 hotdogs in 10 minutes, c'mon that's not really a record is it ?


Let's see how fast you can get 12 wieners down your throat.

... man my mind's in the gutter.
 
2012-06-03 10:40:02 AM
Why are there no pictures of the chicks stuffing hotdogs in their mouths? That event is nothing but a sausagefest.
 
2012-06-03 10:46:23 AM
I took a second look at the article...

i714.photobucket.com

Did this ad display for anyone else?
 
2012-06-03 10:48:17 AM
What the contest may have looked like:

i758.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-03 10:49:29 AM
i758.photobucket.com
 
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