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Not news: Man gets probation for driving erratically, runing into a wall, getting stuck, and blowing 0.32 when the cops arrived. Fark: On a Zamboni
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2012-06-03 08:05:18 AM
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The previous drunken Zamboni driver got two years probation. But the prosecutor wanted to put him on ice.
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