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(Newschannel 9)   There is finally a car that's more dangerous to rear-end than a Ford Pinto   (newschannel9.com) divider line 79
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2012-06-03 03:45:54 PM
Welcome to page 2!
 
2012-06-03 03:54:14 PM
A Kardashian?
 
2012-06-03 03:58:09 PM

Mock26: Welcome to page 2!


Thank you Paul Harvey
 
2012-06-03 03:59:36 PM
Saw this on Thursday here in Johnstown, PA.
i1054.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-03 04:13:04 PM

bwilson27: Wait, what kind of drugs do they make using propane??


Meth. You win 1 internet sir. Good catch.
 
2012-06-03 04:22:25 PM
www.dvdtimes.co.uk

No one is calling this guy a homer?
 
2012-06-03 04:59:52 PM
Similar story from my current hometown of Windham, Maine:
http://lakesregion.wcsh6.com/news/news/122916-propane-scare-shuts-do wn -river-road-windham

Guy thought it was OK to weld 14 tanks together to make a pontoon boat. In Cuba he would be considered crafty.
 
2012-06-03 05:26:18 PM

Callous: Posh Naranek: whither_apophis: Clearly needed more duct tape

/if the women don't find you handsome they should at least find you handy

But I can change.

If I have to.


(I guess....)
 
2012-06-03 05:43:26 PM
*facepalm*

God damnit, Tennessee. Why do we have to be so stupid?
 
2012-06-03 06:09:57 PM

darch: Wait a second, the cops didn't act like dicks about it?

I sure would if he was driving through my city like that.

I love guys like you whose hatred of cops is so total that you'll Look past the fact that this asshole could've blown up a city block but you'll worry about the cops' attitude.

/hate us until you need us
//then the Attitude magically changes
///gotta love it


No, we'll still hate you. One good act cannot overcome a lifetime of being a pig
 
2012-06-03 06:36:21 PM

leevis: Wait a second, the cops didn't act like dicks about it?


99% of the time cops don't act like dicks, but 99.9% of the time the ones who make the news are dicks.
 
2012-06-03 07:24:01 PM

whither_apophis: Clearly needed more duct tape

/if the women don't find you handsome they should at least find you handy


Just keep your stick on the ice, hoser.
 
2012-06-03 08:01:17 PM

Confusean: Similar story from my current hometown of Windham, Maine:
http://lakesregion.wcsh6.com/news/news/122916-propane-scare-shuts-do wn -river-road-windham

Guy thought it was OK to weld 14 tanks together to make a pontoon boat. In Cuba he would be considered crafty.


your link fails
 
2012-06-03 08:07:53 PM
mr smart the great: your link fails

It generally helps to remove the spaces in the link that FARK adds before hitting enter.

/The more you know.
 
Ral
2012-06-03 08:21:48 PM

AbiNormal: Someone showed me a picture one time that said "You can scare me, I drive a Ford Pinto!" Which I found very funny because I learned how to drive in a Pinto station wagon.


My first car (in 1987) was a '76 Ford Pinto with a salvage title. It was not the original color, and it already had a huge dent in the middle of the rear bumper. Great conversation starter.
 
2012-06-03 08:40:50 PM

BronyMedic: mr smart the great: your link fails

It generally helps to remove the spaces in the link that FARK adds before hitting enter.

/The more you know.


I stink. One last try or you can cut and paste:
http://lakesregion.wcsh6.com/news/news/122916-propane-scare-shuts-dow n -river-road-windham
 
2012-06-03 08:51:40 PM
Confusean: I stink. One last try or you can cut and paste:
http://lakesregion.wcsh6.com/news/news/122916-propane-scare-shuts-dow n -river-road-windham


No, you don't stink.

FARK's text to HTML conversion sucks. It adds those spaces in to maintain formatting. mr smart the great was who that comment was addressed to.
 
2012-06-03 09:15:45 PM
The Kia Subbysmom? I hear if you rear end that the horn won't stop.
 
2012-06-03 09:22:50 PM

archichris: Awesome,

Saw this in Philly, Bad picture, but the Pick-up was actually broken in half under the weight of the electric motor.....which was held in place with inch wide cargo straps.

[i225.photobucket.com image 640x480]


A house a couple of blocks away from me has a couple of those tie down straps holding a split tree from falling on the house. I am occasionally happen by the house to see when those straps will fail.
 
2012-06-03 09:22:56 PM
Should have used mighty putty.
 
2012-06-03 10:54:59 PM

archichris: Awesome,

Saw this in Philly, Bad picture, but the Pick-up was actually broken in half under the weight of the electric motor.....which was held in place with inch wide cargo straps.

[i225.photobucket.com image 640x480]


Serves them right, they were stealing it for the copper
 
2012-06-03 11:09:35 PM

BronyMedic: Confusean: I stink. One last try or you can cut and paste:
http://lakesregion.wcsh6.com/news/news/122916-propane-scare-shuts-dow n -river-road-windham

No, you don't stink.

FARK's text to HTML conversion sucks. It adds those spaces in to maintain formatting. mr smart the great was who that comment was addressed to.


http://lakesregion.wcsh6.com/

type in the word pontoon in the little search window that comes up and you will get the story
 
2012-06-03 11:26:59 PM
Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!
www.forgottengrapes.com
 
2012-06-04 05:52:52 AM
I was wondering about that myself. Not being allowed to dangerously transport massive tanks of propane is kinda-sorta an important thing to enforce. That van looked like it could have fallen apart at any moment.
 
2012-06-04 09:49:30 AM
they let him go but followed him all the way to the meth lab. HAH!

my brother and I call people like this gypsies. They will load damn near any amount of junk into any vehicle, put one bungee strap on it and call it a day. Then they get on I-10 or I- 45 and have no problem doing 70 mph while drinking a tall boy with little regard for junk falling out or other's vehicles.
 
2012-06-04 10:46:30 AM

SFSailor: Callous: Posh Naranek: whither_apophis: Clearly needed more duct tape

/if the women don't find you handsome they should at least find you handy

But I can change.

If I have to.

(I guess....)


OK, sitdown! Harold?
 
2012-06-04 11:05:28 AM

CrossEyed: he was in too big a hurry to get a trailer (the friend actually had a trailer, but it wasn't immediately available).


Why was he in such a hurry?
 
2012-06-04 01:18:09 PM
in my haste to leave work last week I coudn't find this one for another Pinto thread:

00:09:30 - My God! - What's wrong?

00:09:33 They're launching the XR-2300! Know what that is?

00:09:36 The muffler bracket for a '79 Pinto?

00:09:38 No. That's the XR-2200. The 2300 is the lunar shuttle.

00:09:42 It's got to be stopped! Don't you understand?
 
2012-06-05 02:23:39 AM

BronyMedic: Confusean: I stink. One last try or you can cut and paste:
http://lakesregion.wcsh6.com/news/news/122916-propane-scare-shuts-dow n -river-road-windham

No, you don't stink.

FARK's text to HTML conversion sucks. It adds those spaces in to maintain formatting. mr smart the great was who that comment was addressed to.


Hey bro... you got me banned. What gives?

You know I love you, right? We're both farkers and that means a LOT. You love cops, I love justice, we both love a joke and one of us knows how to take one... what gives, home slice? Why you gotta ban me like that, bro? Why you gotta hate? Why you gotta f the s out of the constitution, yo?
 
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