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(Newschannel 9)   There is finally a car that's more dangerous to rear-end than a Ford Pinto   (newschannel9.com) divider line 79
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2012-06-03 01:10:16 PM  
Bet no one tailgates him.
 
2012-06-03 01:10:37 PM  
Link

/For reference.
 
2012-06-03 01:12:01 PM  
Golf tee? C'mon, everybody knows you use duct tape.
 
2012-06-03 01:13:28 PM  
greenobles.com

/approves of headline
 
2012-06-03 01:14:05 PM  
Dammit, Bobbeh!
 
2012-06-03 01:14:19 PM  
Wait a second, the cops didn't act like dicks about it?
 
2012-06-03 01:16:15 PM  
More big government tyranny.
 
2012-06-03 01:16:45 PM  
Someone get that man a cigarette!
 
Ral
2012-06-03 01:18:30 PM  
How did they get it in there?
 
2012-06-03 01:19:47 PM  

Ral: How did they get it in there?


Bo Duke style?
 
2012-06-03 01:20:20 PM  
Awesome,

Saw this in Philly, Bad picture, but the Pick-up was actually broken in half under the weight of the electric motor.....which was held in place with inch wide cargo straps.

i225.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-03 01:20:43 PM  

Ral: How did they get it in there?


That's what she said.
 
2012-06-03 01:25:07 PM  

leevis: Wait a second, the cops didn't act like dicks about it?


If they arrest him....they have to remove the tank. Public employees would spend thousands of dollars responding to the emergency.
 
2012-06-03 01:28:02 PM  
Someone showed me a picture one time that said "You can scare me, I drive a Ford Pinto!" Which I found very funny because I learned how to drive in a Pinto station wagon.
 
2012-06-03 01:29:49 PM  

leevis: Wait a second, the cops didn't act like dicks about it?


Wait a second, the driver didn't act like a dick about it?

Think about it.
 
2012-06-03 01:32:09 PM  
God love them Tennessee red necks !!
 
2012-06-03 01:35:14 PM  
I cannot see an exploding Pinto without thinking of the movie Over the Edge.
 
2012-06-03 01:36:14 PM  
FINALLY a red neck finds a practical use for a golf tee
 
2012-06-03 01:37:11 PM  
tank is comin out.
 
2012-06-03 01:39:28 PM  
fc01.deviantart.net

That's no way to treat a propane tank!
 
2012-06-03 01:40:32 PM  

Ral: How did they get it in there?


twss
 
2012-06-03 01:40:45 PM  
FTA: a small hole in the tank which had been plugged with a golf tee.
Seems like a reasonable fix to me......
 
2012-06-03 01:41:22 PM  
johnandloripowers.com
Obligatory
 
2012-06-03 01:43:16 PM  
Appropriately, the vehicle is a Ford Windstar.
 
2012-06-03 01:50:09 PM  
cdn.uberreview.com

Shouda used this.
 
2012-06-03 01:53:13 PM  
Woulda been fine if he had put a red flag on it.
 
2012-06-03 01:53:34 PM  

Ral: How did they get it in there?


Foreplay will do wonders.

I mean, not that I would have any idea what that shiat is.
 
2012-06-03 02:00:12 PM  
That tank is down. Down on the ground.
 
2012-06-03 02:01:38 PM  
And he is driving on his donut spare tire too.
 
2012-06-03 02:01:47 PM  
Wait, what kind of drugs do they make using propane??
 
2012-06-03 02:10:35 PM  

bwilson27: Wait, what kind of drugs do they make using propane??


both kinds: country and western
 
2012-06-03 02:12:11 PM  

Farty McPooPants: Obligatory


Came for this.
 
2012-06-03 02:25:23 PM  
The '69 Than Franthithco AIDS Mobile?
 
2012-06-03 02:28:35 PM  

grout: [cdn.uberreview.com image 600x324]

Shouda used this.


I noticed the Missouri plate on the back of that van.

I don't know whether to be impressed or ashamed.
 
2012-06-03 02:30:38 PM  
Presidential limo not in the running??
 
2012-06-03 02:31:29 PM  
Talk about having junk in the trunk.
 
2012-06-03 02:31:32 PM  
best pinto bumper sticker: "Do not tailgate, I explode on contact"
 
2012-06-03 02:41:06 PM  
Looking like a fool with your tanks on the ground.
 
2012-06-03 02:43:51 PM  

llevrok: FINALLY a red neck finds a practical use for a golf tee


farm3.static.flickr.com

/hot
 
2012-06-03 02:44:43 PM  
Ahhh...Hispanics.

DNRTFA
 
2012-06-03 02:48:47 PM  

bwilson27: Wait, what kind of drugs do they make using propane??


Moonshine.
 
2012-06-03 02:50:37 PM  
Wait a second, the cops didn't act like dicks about it?

I sure would if he was driving through my city like that.

I love guys like you whose hatred of cops is so total that you'll Look past the fact that this asshole could've blown up a city block but you'll worry about the cops' attitude.

/hate us until you need us
//then the Attitude magically changes
///gotta love it
 
2012-06-03 02:59:06 PM  

archichris: Awesome,

Saw this in Philly, Bad picture, but the Pick-up was actually broken in half under the weight of the electric motor.....which was held in place with inch wide cargo straps.

[i225.photobucket.com image 640x480]


Not as bad as that, but I always worry when I see a flatbed truck hauling one of those huge shipping containers, and it's only held down by three of those inch-wide straps.
 
2012-06-03 03:05:41 PM  
I think it's safe to wager that his entire rear suspension is now totally hosed.
 
2012-06-03 03:10:22 PM  
At first I thought that guy was hauling around a giant cooked bratwurst (based on the picture alone), then I saw the article and thought "That driver almost became a cooked bratwurst!".
 
2012-06-03 03:10:55 PM  
Clearly needed more duct tape

/if the women don't find you handsome they should at least find you handy
 
2012-06-03 03:20:42 PM  

whither_apophis: Clearly needed more duct tape

/if the women don't find you handsome they should at least find you handy


But I can change.
 
2012-06-03 03:25:00 PM  
/facepalm
 
2012-06-03 03:33:53 PM  

Posh Naranek: whither_apophis: Clearly needed more duct tape

/if the women don't find you handsome they should at least find you handy

But I can change.


If I have to.
 
2012-06-03 03:35:37 PM  
Found out just yesterday that the old tank was removed from the property of an elderly lady I know. So, to answer a few questions above: The tank was essentially empty, having not been used in years. Probably only a negligible quantity of flammable vapor remained (not to diminish the stupidity of the effort). She said he used a jack, some "come-along" straps (tie-down straps with a ratcheting tightening mechanism), and a friend to get it in there. She tried to discourage him from this method, but he was in too big a hurry to get a trailer (the friend actually had a trailer, but it wasn't immediately available). He had traveled about 3-4 miles before he got stopped.
 
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