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(Mother Nature Network)   The hot new baffling non sequitur: Marrying yourself, complete with vows and ceremony. Subby is prepared for the honeymoon   (mnn.com) divider line 16
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2012-06-03 11:22:11 AM
2 votes:
Is that really the person you'd trust with do not resuscitate decisions if you're ever in a coma?
2012-06-03 11:05:38 AM
2 votes:
This takes the Fark "I'll be in my bunk" to a whole different level
2012-06-03 10:59:13 AM
2 votes:
I couldn't do it, I can't live with myself
2012-06-03 02:03:40 PM
1 votes:
If you have to have a celebration to show everyone how happy you are to be single, you're not happy to be single.
2012-06-03 01:31:45 PM
1 votes:
Sparks already did it..

\I married myself.
\\I'm very happy together.
\\This time it's gonna last.
2012-06-03 01:27:36 PM
1 votes:
I love myself
I want me to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want me above me
I search myself
I want me to find me
I forget myself
I want me to remind me

Chorus:
I don't want anybody else
When I think about me
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

I'm the one who makes me happy honey
I'm the sun who makes me shine
When I'm around I'm always laughing
I want to make me mine

I close my eyes
And see me before me
Think I would die
If I were to ignore me
A fool could see
Just how much I adore me
I get down on my knees
I'd do anything for me

Chorus

I love myself
I want me to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want me above me
I search myself
I want me to find me
I forget myself
I want me to remind me

Chorus

I want me
I don't want anybody else
And when I think about me
I touch myself
Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah
2012-06-03 12:10:32 PM
1 votes:
But you have to fight a bear first.

www.filmofilia.com
2012-06-03 12:05:55 PM
1 votes:

Saberus Terras: I think it's safe to say most Farkers love themselves... quite frequently.


Another person who confuses sex with love. So sad........
2012-06-03 11:49:07 AM
1 votes:

lenfromak: How would one divorce oneself?


.357 Magnum
2012-06-03 11:38:26 AM
1 votes:

shivashakti: It's a bit wacky, but I don't see this as a problem. More people should focus on actually loving themselves rather than obsessing over their flaws or feeling like they need someone else to "complete" them.


Hi, I'm from Hollywood, Vapid Romantic Comedy Division. Your views represent a threat to our industry (Sandra Bullock and Hugh Grant are particularly upset by them). I'm going to have to ask you to come with me for "reeducation".
2012-06-03 11:22:24 AM
1 votes:
If you marry yourself and then you marry someone else, is that bigamy?
2012-06-03 11:19:59 AM
1 votes:
So if I divorce my self do I get half my stuff?
2012-06-03 11:10:16 AM
1 votes:
farm4.staticflickr.com
2012-06-03 11:09:25 AM
1 votes:
i184.photobucket.com
2012-06-03 10:58:30 AM
1 votes:
athreeminuterecord.files.wordpress.com

Also approves
2012-06-03 10:25:21 AM
1 votes:
Maybe One Million Moms and the American Family Association can complain about this destroying the sanctity of marriage.
 
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