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(Mother Nature Network)   The hot new baffling non sequitur: Marrying yourself, complete with vows and ceremony. Subby is prepared for the honeymoon   (mnn.com) divider line 78
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2012-06-03 01:27:36 PM
I love myself
I want me to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want me above me
I search myself
I want me to find me
I forget myself
I want me to remind me

Chorus:
I don't want anybody else
When I think about me
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

I'm the one who makes me happy honey
I'm the sun who makes me shine
When I'm around I'm always laughing
I want to make me mine

I close my eyes
And see me before me
Think I would die
If I were to ignore me
A fool could see
Just how much I adore me
I get down on my knees
I'd do anything for me

Chorus

I love myself
I want me to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want me above me
I search myself
I want me to find me
I forget myself
I want me to remind me

Chorus

I want me
I don't want anybody else
And when I think about me
I touch myself
Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah
 
2012-06-03 01:31:45 PM
Sparks already did it..

\I married myself.
\\I'm very happy together.
\\This time it's gonna last.
 
2012-06-03 01:41:16 PM
mrs. Kritter should do that. it's all about her anyway, self-interested sociopath that she is.

/coont
 
2012-06-03 01:44:40 PM

God's Bathroom Floor: Is this some weird new Fark meme; using the term 'non sequitur' incorrectly?


I hope not. It's not very funny.
 
2012-06-03 01:46:35 PM

phaseolus: God's Bathroom Floor: Is this some weird new Fark meme; using the term 'non sequitur' incorrectly?

I hope not. It's not very funny.


I find it somewhat ironic.
 
2012-06-03 01:47:10 PM
You know, I talked this over with myself, because neither of us are getting any younger. But I decided that I was fine with cohabitating with myself, considering there was no danger of having any children. I mean, why pay to buy the metaphorical cow when the self-love is free? Besides, a wedding is so damned expensive these days, both for me and for my friends and family. I'd be better off putting down a down payment on a house.
 
2012-06-03 01:53:15 PM
The hot new baffling non sequitur: Headlines that misuse the term non-sequitur, therefore it's hot.
 
2012-06-03 01:54:18 PM
This is originally from the Onion, right? MNN just didn't know that, right?
 
2012-06-03 02:03:40 PM
If you have to have a celebration to show everyone how happy you are to be single, you're not happy to be single.
 
2012-06-03 02:09:11 PM
Non sequitur? But I hardly know her!
 
2012-06-03 02:20:45 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: if u love yourself that much why don't u marry someone of the same sex
they look almost just like u
and u won't be able to have children either
just like in your dream


At least if I married myself my spouse wouldn't use 'u' for YOU
 
2012-06-03 02:39:32 PM
I was married once but it didn't work out because my wife was as cold as a fish. So i divorced her and married my fish instead. At least the fish never talks back to me.
 
2012-06-03 02:57:54 PM

Notabunny: fta On her 30th birthday in 2003, the Dutch woman had a self-wedding,

THERE'S NOBODY LEFT! I'M ALL ALONE! (nsfw language)


Holt hell, attractive women with comedic talent?
 
2012-06-03 03:07:32 PM
All jokes aside, if I received an invitation to a 'Wedding to Myself,' I don't think I could be friends with that person anymore. Really.

That said, I'm going to file this in the media-fad that disappears in a week genre.
 
2012-06-03 03:22:06 PM
tessf.files.wordpress.com

Why not? I'm good enough... I'm SMART enough. And GOSH DARN IT, people LIKE me!
 
2012-06-03 04:26:53 PM
So I guess there's going to be a whole lot of dancing with yourselves
 
2012-06-03 04:28:45 PM
I remember my old philosophy tutor saying that masturbation was the only way to have sex with someone you really love, so maybe this works?
 
2012-06-03 06:03:44 PM
Seems pretty close to what most people do anyway...

2.bp.blogspot.com

/hotlinked, just like me.
 
2012-06-03 06:08:43 PM

MoronLessOff: phaseolus: God's Bathroom Floor: Is this some weird new Fark meme; using the term 'non sequitur' incorrectly?

I hope not. It's not very funny.

I find it somewhat ironic.


Don't go starting that shiat!
 
2012-06-03 06:25:07 PM
Posted right below 69 yay!
 
2012-06-03 07:06:52 PM
I won't even get a tattoo, why the frack would I marry myself?
 
2012-06-03 09:21:11 PM
img.photobucket.com

I can't wait for the honeymoon pics
 
2012-06-03 10:42:37 PM
We need to get this recognized by the state. That way I can marry myself and get the lower tax rates that married people get...
 
2012-06-03 11:51:11 PM
I married myself, but I'll admit I did it only for the gift registry

ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2012-06-04 01:44:53 AM
Jennifer Hoes? Does she weed, too?
 
2012-06-04 04:39:16 AM

WhippingBoy: If you have to have a celebration to show everyone how happy you are to be single, you're not happy to be single.


Indeed, methinks she doth protest too much. The ones who are actually happy are too busy getting on with life to bother telling you about it, the ones who insist on telling you they are so very, very happy alone are valiantly trying to keep the tears at bay by lying even to themselves.

Marrying yourself pretty much screams 'I have given up all hope of ever finding anyone who could love me'.
 
2012-06-04 04:09:00 PM
This reminds me of one of Conan O'Brien's actually funny sketches...

MasterDate

/if you haven't seen it, find it. -I'm too lazy/at work to find it for you.
 
2012-06-06 10:55:19 PM

UCFRoadWarrior: This takes the Fark "I'll be in my bunk" to a whole different level


As a Floridian, I find your commentary sometimes a bit crass, but that was Holy Shiat ROFL!!!!. Congrats!
 
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