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jtown		2012-06-03 04:15:06 AM

3 votes:

Degenz: Subby obviously has no clue
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How'd you get the beans above the frank?

gopher321		2012-06-03 02:27:59 AM

3 votes:

THIS.

Altitude5280		2012-06-03 03:13:15 PM

2 votes:

Dead battery in a vibrator.

Cyno01		2012-06-03 01:46:13 PM

2 votes:

trappedspirit: mile long web pages instead of a slide show

WHAT THE fark DO YOU PEOPLE WANT?!?!?

thenewmissus		2012-06-03 07:30:24 AM

2 votes:

For all the ladies out there........two words.........

yeast infection.

That is all
///move along
//nothing to see here
//slahes comeback tour cancelled

mjjt		2012-06-03 04:31:42 AM

2 votes:

Red Shirt Blues: mjjt: perhaps a little bit of perspective to rain on your hipster parade?

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It will ease your anguish.

or maybe

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Cyno01		2012-06-03 04:15:20 AM

2 votes:

No seriously, i think 45 seconds of that video gave me cancer. If i could i would fire you and her into the sun. I was having a fine evening, nice dinner, went to the brewer game, now just relaxing, getting drunk, watching movies and alternating video games and fark , but now its all ruined, im just filled with a seething rage and a desire to do everything i can to incite the US to go to war, preferably nuclear, with norway.

Cyno01		2012-06-03 04:04:52 AM

2 votes:

PainInTheASP: #22 for men (or number one, if it has happened in the last 15 minutes)

While washing your hands, leaning against a wet bathroom counter after you just got done taking a piss.

You can use that sort of thing to your advantage. If i dont shake good enough and im wearing light color pants i go all in and leave wet handprints on the front of my pants. With the counter, nobodys gonna notice a few drops when youve got big wet streaks, or the old "farking sink sprayed me!".

I Like Bread: House centipedes. Otherwise known as walking eyelashes.
The bane of my existence.

No mercy.

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criscodisco		2012-06-03 01:04:31 AM

2 votes:

I'm not one of those pussies who freaks out every time they see a picture of a bug, but I had a visceral reaction to #14, because it's always been horrifying when I see one of those in my house.

PainInTheASP		2012-06-03 12:48:27 AM

2 votes:

#22 for men (or number one, if it has happened in the last 15 minutes)

While washing your hands, leaning against a wet bathroom counter after you just got done taking a piss.

lanlova		2012-06-03 11:57:19 PM

1 votes:

Uncle Tractor: Draq: Small time

Pfft.

What the Hell man! It took me 2 years to get that song out of my head, once my son stopped watching that GD show. You F***er!

AbiNormal		2012-06-03 02:16:06 PM

1 votes:

ciberido: AbiNormal: Try not to hum this tune as you head to work tomorrow.

Well, hey, this one isn't quite so bad. In fact, the tune is kinda catchy ...

... Damn you to hell. You go to hell and you die!

" 'Cause we got a mighty convoy
Rockin' through the night.
Yeah, we got a mighty convoy,
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our convoy
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way.
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy"

kiwimoogle84		2012-06-03 12:08:44 PM

1 votes:

List also fails without "batteries in the wii remote are dead and I have to take the batteries out of my Xbox controller and now I don't have any batteries for the Xbox."

/not a virgin
//why do you ask?

Ima4nic8or		2012-06-03 11:09:37 AM

1 votes:

They included too many totally trivial issues I dont care about and didnt include the really bothersome stuff. A cookie too big for a glass?? Big farking deal. Break it in half. The pringles can?? Dump the damn contents on a plate. Problem solved.

What gets my panties in a bunch? When I wash my car and the first two minutes back on the road the retard in front of me uses his window sprayer or some truck throws 10 lbs of dust into the air. Or worse yet a bird craps on it. It should be fully legal to shoot any birds that are within 1/4 mile of a clean car.

Large trucks dropping crap all over the road. If you have mud all over your undercarriage, wash that shiat off before you get on the road. Similarly, cover your damn gravel load. Dont go dropping a mix of dried mud and pebbles all over the roadway damaging everyone else's paint and chipping their windows. Those farkers should be fined, tossed in prison and raped in the mouth.

Any law or regulation that limits my property rights. Ok, I accept the reasonable: I cant fire bombs toward my neighbors house or sacrifice virgins just because I am on my own land. That said, how does it harm anybody if I paint my house with polka dots or park my car on the grass (not that I do either).

MAYORBOB		2012-06-03 09:36:49 AM

1 votes:

#4 -- It is an elemental law of physics that paper is always strongest at the perforation.

For all those trying to splash a little cold water on everyone's face by pointing out that there are far worse things in the world, bear in mind this is the internet and Buzzfeed is aimed toward the sensibilities of all those who haven't progressed past their earliest days of existence when a simple whine would get a boob popped in their mouths and the entire universe did revolve around them.

ciberido		2012-06-03 09:23:43 AM

1 votes:

Cyno01: Uncle Tractor: Cyno01: styckx: #22: Link

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If you liked that, you'll like this even more.

That does it...

Try getting this out of your head for at least a week.

Stop it! For the love of FSM, you two, knock it off!

/I hate you all

Attila the Mom		2012-06-03 07:52:03 AM

1 votes:

happyhomemaker29: HTApprovedChick: First World Problems.

I don't know what's worse, Lego, or Barbie shoe.

Barbie shoes won't crack a bone in your heel if you accidently step on one barefooted. ;-)

IlGreven		2012-06-03 06:34:07 AM

1 votes:

mjjt: perhaps a little bit of perspective to rain on your hipster parade?

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Don't gimme this pseudo-spiritual bullshiat. That's even worse than "White People Problems".

Wanna know a good "White Person Problem"? Obesity. I betcha a good portion of those fat kids got their start 'cuz their moms told 'em there were starving children in Africa.

gonjie		2012-06-03 06:28:57 AM

1 votes:

This by far.
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Cyno01		2012-06-03 05:18:25 AM

1 votes:

Uncle Tractor: Cyno01: styckx: #22: Link

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If you liked that, you'll like this even more.

That does it...

Try getting this out of your head for at least a week.

Flissss		2012-06-03 04:57:18 AM

1 votes:

Adolf Oliver Nipples		2012-06-03 04:39:48 AM

1 votes:

Is this the new Wampler?

DrippinBalls		2012-06-03 04:14:51 AM

1 votes:

They forgot herpes.

100 Watt Walrus		2012-06-03 04:14:24 AM

1 votes:

mjjt: perhaps a little bit of perspective to rain on your hipster parade?

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I was going to say, I know this list is just for fun, but if ever there were a prime example of "white people problems," I think this may be it.