Cyno01: Uncle Tractor: Cyno01: styckx: #22: Link

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If you liked that, you'll like this even more.

That does it...

Try getting this out of your head for at least a week.

What the frak am I watching?!?

jtown: Degenz: Subby obviously has no clue
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How'd you get the beans above the frank?

Thanks, I didn't think anyone would catch that. Getting your dick stuck in your zipper should be #1

Just yesterday I had a centipede in my house. Luckily, I have two useful things to deal with this:

(1) Centipede Detector: It is composed of one white Turkish Van cat named Yasha who will make noises to get my attention.

(2) Centipede Destroyer: It is composed of any of my shoes, which are size 15 so it's hard to miss the centipede.

100 Watt Walrus: mjjt: perhaps a little bit of perspective to rain on your hipster parade?

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I was going to say, I know this list is just for fun, but if ever there were a prime example of "white people problems," I think this may be it.

Yes, this puts me of a mind to start posting some serious reality-check pictures.

22. THIS

offmymeds: rogue49: But I like the Black Eyed Peas...

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is that a photo of someones screen uploaded to 9gag? That's a failure on multiple levels...

styckx: #22: Link

You're an asshole.

/Travelling to Florida to have my ears eaten off.

Curiously not on the list, overuse of the word "THIS" and mile long web pages instead of a slide show

AbiNormal: Try not to hum this tune as you head to work tomorrow.

Well, hey, this one isn't quite so bad. In fact, the tune is kinda catchy ...

... Damn you to hell. You go to hell and you die!

Uncle Tractor: I, on the other hand, love you sooo much.

It's better when it's a bull dancing. Or some kind of man-bull-minotaur thing.

Bunch of amateurs.

Head+Song=Need surgery to get out of head.

ciberido: AbiNormal: Try not to hum this tune as you head to work tomorrow.

Well, hey, this one isn't quite so bad. In fact, the tune is kinda catchy ...

... Damn you to hell. You go to hell and you die!

" 'Cause we got a mighty convoy
Rockin' through the night.
Yeah, we got a mighty convoy,
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our convoy
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way.
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy"

Dead battery in a vibrator.

L.D. Ablo: criscodisco: I'm not one of those pussies who freaks out every time they see a picture of a bug, but I had a visceral reaction to #14, because it's always been horrifying when I see one of those in my house.

You need a cat.

My two are always on pest control. They will whack anything smaller than them and usually eat it, too.

So true, i went to my basement to get a red bull yesterday and this huge creepy spider was staring at me and my cat jumped on it and ate in about 3 seconds b4 I could even stomp on it.

/ #3 on the list is my biggest one, happens every 5 minutes with my headset cord when im playin BF3

#14 floating in your bathwater.

Did have a funny moment with a live one one night. I was flipping the light switch on and off, and every time the switch was on, the bug would freeze. It was like he was thinking "if I don't move, I'm completely invisible.

Though it's hard for us to say what the best strategy would be to keep a creature that was exponentially larger than you from seeing you when you're out in the open. Luckily, most of us had never been in that situation.

Hey, I don't get the hate for House Centipedes. Sure, they look like walking eyelashes,
but they eat all the other creepy insects. Yay.

I used to have spiders and weird little centipides like crazy. Then the House Centipedes
moved in. They killed them all.

But then I got a cat. The cat started hunting the House Centipides. It was a slaughter.

Now I have a weird balance of spiders, crawlies, and house centipedes, but generally
the Cat is the king of the house. It's all a bit unnerving.

Uncle Tractor: Draq: Small time

Pfft.

What the Hell man! It took me 2 years to get that song out of my head, once my son stopped watching that GD show. You F***er!

no icon tact: Impossible to open clear plastic clamshell packages. If you don't cut your finger opening, you certainly are left with NOT original packaging to help ease returning the POS if needed.

thenewmissus: For all the ladies out there........two words.........

yeast infection.

Never had it. If you get them often, wear looser-fitting pants or skirts with COTTON (or no!) underwear. And don't use disposable maxi pads; they trap moisture up there and it causes those YIs. Use cloth pads if you must use pads and change frequently. Best bet? Long skirts with no underwear.

/For the love of FSM, NO pantyhose!!!
//If you must wear pantyhose, opt for thigh-highs instead of regular full panty hose.
///Take acidophilus if you're going onto an antibiotic.
////Don't douche.
//Go pee before & after sex.

parkerlewis: How about ordering a regular coke at the drive-thru, but getting a diet one instead?

That's REALLY bad for me. I don't know what the deal is, but I seem to be SUPER sensitive to whatever sweetener they use in diet sodas. Quite literally, a couple of sips of a diet soda will trigger a migraine that can last for HOURS.

/The baby can't stomach that stuff either.
//Last time he snagged a sip of his grandma's diet soda, his poo caused acid burns on his butt everywhere it touched.

PainInTheASP: piss

See 1:21 - 1:31 of this famous Australian government "community service" TV commercial: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRDcbPAe2g4

Big Ramifications: PainInTheASP: piss

See 1:21 - 1:31 of this famous Australian government "community service" TV commercial: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRDcbPAe2g4

I managed to abridge PainInTheASP's whole "leaning on a wet benchtop in the bathroom AFTER taking a piss" comment into just: "piss."

totally first world problems...but damn if I didn't laugh my ass off.

Badness: walking barefoot in the kitchen & hooking a little toe around a chair leg 1st thing in the morning. A good friend did toe breakage w/ that stunt, and yes, she loudly cussed.

what about being forced to watch someone's slideshow of their trip to Branson , Missouri or whatever lame tourist destination for old people?

I never seen no clamshell package that a pair of aviation shears wouldn't open.



Also, earwigs are disgusting, but they're also a natural predator of silverfish , and I'm not sure which one I hate more.