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2012-06-03 06:13:49 AM

HTApprovedChick: First World Problems.

Also:
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I don't know what's worse, Lego, or Barbie shoe. None of those damn shoes stay on Barbie's foot. They get lost all the time all over the house. I think they were made to intentionally physically torture parents. LOL I've learned to either superglue to shoe to Barbie's foot, or throw the shoe away and while handing all the Barbie crapola to my daughter and cleaning the packaging at the same time, I don't know what happened to her shoes, I'll look in the couch while you go play. Works like a charm every time. It's evil, I know, but so are those damn shoes. Barbie needs painted on shoes. I demand it. LOL
 
2012-06-03 06:19:16 AM

mjjt: perhaps a little bit of perspective to rain on your hipster parade?


Since that's in English, I think more than just 3 million people can't read that poster.
 
2012-06-03 06:28:57 AM
This by far.
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-03 06:34:07 AM

mjjt: perhaps a little bit of perspective to rain on your hipster parade?

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Don't gimme this pseudo-spiritual bullshiat. That's even worse than "White People Problems".

Wanna know a good "White Person Problem"? Obesity. I betcha a good portion of those fat kids got their start 'cuz their moms told 'em there were starving children in Africa.
 
2012-06-03 06:37:47 AM
But I like the Black Eyed Peas...
 
2012-06-03 06:48:57 AM
People who write "LOL."
 
2012-06-03 07:30:24 AM
For all the ladies out there........two words.........

yeast infection.

That is all
///move along
//nothing to see here
//slahes comeback tour cancelled
 
2012-06-03 07:39:18 AM
How about ordering a regular coke at the drive-thru, but getting a diet one instead?
 
2012-06-03 07:44:03 AM

Cyno01: Uncle Tractor: Cyno01: styckx: #22: Link

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If you liked that, you'll like this even more.

That does it...

Try getting this out of your head for at least a week.


I hate u!!!!! What the heck was that all about???? !!!! I don't know whether is should be enthralled or insulted!!
 
2012-06-03 07:44:58 AM

I Like Bread: House centipedes. Otherwise known as walking eyelashes.
The bane of my existence.


Harmless. And if you see them you have other bugs in the house that you want them to eat
...and they do.
 
2012-06-03 07:46:30 AM

Cyno01: Uncle Tractor: Cyno01: styckx: #22: Link

[philwinkel.com image 360x323]

If you liked that, you'll like this even more.

That does it...

Try getting this out of your head for at least a week.


I prefer the Swedish version to really drive the WTF over the top.
 
2012-06-03 07:46:31 AM

Cyno01: Uncle Tractor: Cyno01: styckx: #22: Link

[philwinkel.com image 360x323]

If you liked that, you'll like this even more.

That does it...

Try getting this out of your head for at least a week.


And I favorited you!!!
 
2012-06-03 07:52:03 AM

happyhomemaker29: HTApprovedChick: First World Problems.

I don't know what's worse, Lego, or Barbie shoe.


Barbie shoes won't crack a bone in your heel if you accidently step on one barefooted. ;-)
 
2012-06-03 08:02:10 AM
I guess it's because I'm old and out of touch, but I've never understood the particular disdain for the Black Eyed Peas. If anyone wants to explain, I'll be glad to read it.

Also, Fergie is hotttttttttttttttttttt (as my students would write it).
 
2012-06-03 08:03:26 AM
I think it was touched on in a post above, (no pun intended....well maybe a little intentional) but the worst thing in the world is getting foreskin skin stuck in a zipper.
 
2012-06-03 08:04:57 AM

rogue49: But I like the Black Eyed Peas...


i1136.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-03 08:11:27 AM

I Like Bread: House centipedes. Otherwise known as walking eyelashes.
The bane of my existence.


They're pretty quick but not too difficult to squish. They explode so easily and leave nothing but goop and a few legs on the wall.

Haven't seen them in months but I think they're coming back now.
 
2012-06-03 08:26:08 AM

styckx: #22: Link


What in the...

Why did you do that!?! (I do love the Weeners, "Kill it before it lays eggs")
 
2012-06-03 08:30:03 AM
paper cuts.

running out of beer when you're drunk enough to know you're too drunk to drive but not drunk enough to pass out and call it a day.

slamming toe on whatever unmoving object in the dark.
 
2012-06-03 08:32:16 AM
So nobody has added 'political party other than my own' yet? I am dissapoint.

Not much on tfa list bothers me. What bugs the shiat out of me is looking for an item in my house, searching high and low, only for said item to be sitting out in PLAIN FARKING SIGHT in a spot where even my unobservant four year old will find it.
 
2012-06-03 08:38:55 AM

Jim_Callahan: 100 Watt Walrus: mjjt: perhaps a little bit of perspective to rain on your hipster parade?

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I was going to say, I know this list is just for fun, but if ever there were a prime example of "white people problems," I think this may be it.

The phrase is "first-world problems", the portions of the the US black, hispanic, etc populations with for-reals problems are more or less statistically insignificant too.

It's sort of "reasons why the US is one of the world's greatest countries #1": we have so few real issues that one of our most pressing social issues is that people routinely get too many calories. People in any pre-1950s historical period and anywhere outside the US/western Europe would (in some cases literally) sacrifice their firstborn to have that problem. "Oh, no, I have access to way the hell more calories than I could ever need" is, in the larger perspective, a really good sign that we're doing something right.

//Even the other big one, health care, is still basically in the first-world problems category... because for the most part you still get the care you need, you just have issues with debt afterward. People in other places can end up in literal debt slavery and also never get the treatment in the first place. Holy shiat, in the larger context we're farking awesome.


You sound white.
 
2012-06-03 08:51:36 AM

Cyno01: Try getting this out of your head for at least a week.


A challenger appears.
 
2012-06-03 08:52:04 AM

Cyno01: Try getting this out of your head for at least a week.


Here's my favorite mis-hearing of that one.
 
2012-06-03 09:15:36 AM
 
2012-06-03 09:20:21 AM
 
2012-06-03 09:23:43 AM

Cyno01: Uncle Tractor: Cyno01: styckx: #22: Link

[philwinkel.com image 360x323]

If you liked that, you'll like this even more.

That does it...

Try getting this out of your head for at least a week.


Stop it! For the love of FSM, you two, knock it off!

/I hate you all
 
2012-06-03 09:26:46 AM

styckx: I Like Bread: House centipedes. Otherwise known as walking eyelashes.
The bane of my existence.

Don't forget these farkers too

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Earwigs dont bother me as much because they aren't all that fast. House centipedes are just too quick and unruly. The worst part is finding a huge one in your bedroom, going for the can of Raid, coming back and not finding it there anymore.
 
2012-06-03 09:36:49 AM
#4 -- It is an elemental law of physics that paper is always strongest at the perforation.

For all those trying to splash a little cold water on everyone's face by pointing out that there are far worse things in the world, bear in mind this is the internet and Buzzfeed is aimed toward the sensibilities of all those who haven't progressed past their earliest days of existence when a simple whine would get a boob popped in their mouths and the entire universe did revolve around them.
 
2012-06-03 09:38:10 AM

Uncle Tractor: Cyno01: Try getting this out of your head for at least a week.

A challenger appears.


Small time
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko4k_Ya4n6w
 
2012-06-03 09:39:45 AM
Well, as long as we're listing trite "celebrities"...
richpeoplethings.com
 
2012-06-03 09:46:21 AM
 
2012-06-03 09:48:16 AM

Draq: Small time


Pfft.
 
2012-06-03 09:48:33 AM
Anyone have a clue as to what #7 is?
 
2012-06-03 09:48:52 AM

Flissss: [i.imgur.com image 500x375]


You're saying that a black baby is the worst thing in the world?
 
2012-06-03 09:49:12 AM
First world problems.
 
2012-06-03 09:50:27 AM

ciberido: Stop it! For the love of FSM, you two, knock it off!

/I hate you all


I, on the other hand, love you sooo much.
 
2012-06-03 09:51:41 AM

Tubesteak: Anyone have a clue as to what #7 is?


Hangnail.
 
2012-06-03 10:01:22 AM
Farking fiberglass! Was working on mrs. icon tact's car, padded fiberglass covers the inside hood. Barely touched, but lots of loose fibers in air. Had microsplinters on my upper lip for rest of day.

Motherfarking spider (cave) crickets. I HATE the shape of their body, and their erratic jumping. Two houses ago, we could NOT get rid of them.

styckx: I Like Bread: House centipedes. Otherwise known as walking eyelashes.
The bane of my existence.

Don't forget these farkers too

[www.onstarpestcontrol.com image 270x426]


Yup, 3 houses ago we couldn't get rid of the farking earwigs. Not that they would attack, but just couldn't get rid of them from under the house. Ass-pincher nightmare fuel.
 
2012-06-03 10:01:25 AM

lordargent: I don't get #9



Because the darn container almost always eventually tips over when you put a spoon in it.
 
2012-06-03 10:07:19 AM
Impossible to open clear plastic clamshell packages. If you don't cut your finger opening, you certainly are left with NOT original packaging to help ease returning the POS if needed.

Reminds me of some POS computer accessory I purchased a few years back from walmart. It didn't perform as expected, and packed it back up in cardboard box as if brand new. Made the mistake of going late night and dealing with the one uppity woman working the returns/customer service desk. Said they could not return it as it was opened. After a few attempted retorts, I gave up...that time. Went home, cut out a perfect circle from the very clear very strong 3M packing tape. Voila, sealed unopened you biatch.
 
2012-06-03 10:20:54 AM

no icon tact: Impossible to open clear plastic clamshell packages. If you don't cut your finger opening, you certainly are left with NOT original packaging to help ease returning the POS if needed.


I use scissors for that. Kitchen scissors. The kind you use for fish and birds. No problem at all, really.
 
2012-06-03 10:25:35 AM
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Empty bottle of whiskey is the worst thing.
 
2012-06-03 10:27:12 AM

Uncle Tractor: no icon tact: Impossible to open clear plastic clamshell packages. If you don't cut your finger opening, you certainly are left with NOT original packaging to help ease returning the POS if needed.

I use scissors for that. Kitchen scissors. The kind you use for fish and birds. No problem at all, really.


The point/joke about these annoyances being the "worst things in the world".
In addition, I try to leave the shell intact, even if that involves razor blades, industrial lubricant (55g drum), the possibility of cut fingers, whatever it takes to leave in easy to return Chinese-made shiat to bigbox store.

/try to use "fulfilled by Amazon" as much as humanly possible, where returns are so easy
 
2012-06-03 10:48:06 AM

no icon tact: Uncle Tractor: no icon tact: Impossible to open clear plastic clamshell packages. If you don't cut your finger opening, you certainly are left with NOT original packaging to help ease returning the POS if needed.

I use scissors for that. Kitchen scissors. The kind you use for fish and birds. No problem at all, really.

The point/joke about these annoyances being the "worst things in the world".
In addition, I try to leave the shell intact, even if that involves razor blades, industrial lubricant (55g drum), the possibility of cut fingers, whatever it takes...

Also, to wit, the buzzfeed OCD list
 
2012-06-03 10:52:18 AM
I don't want to be that guy, but this is a repeat from a month ago
 
2012-06-03 10:56:05 AM
If slowpokes would stop blocking the passing lane, more than half of the aggravation in my life would be gone.
 
2012-06-03 10:58:43 AM
By far one of the worst things is when you complain about something that bugs the crap out of you and some genius who thinks they're better than you tells you, meh, first-world problems.
 
2012-06-03 10:58:49 AM
#18 makes me want to push for Congressional hearings on the matter.

/ that or use a .357 on my monitor
 
2012-06-03 11:00:51 AM

MAYORBOB: Tubesteak: Anyone have a clue as to what #7 is?

Hangnail.


Thanks, I see it now and man do I feel dumb. I couldn't decide if it was something simple like that or the aftermath of someone getting their penis caught in a mousetrap.
 
2012-06-03 11:09:37 AM
They included too many totally trivial issues I dont care about and didnt include the really bothersome stuff. A cookie too big for a glass?? Big farking deal. Break it in half. The pringles can?? Dump the damn contents on a plate. Problem solved.

What gets my panties in a bunch? When I wash my car and the first two minutes back on the road the retard in front of me uses his window sprayer or some truck throws 10 lbs of dust into the air. Or worse yet a bird craps on it. It should be fully legal to shoot any birds that are within 1/4 mile of a clean car.

Large trucks dropping crap all over the road. If you have mud all over your undercarriage, wash that shiat off before you get on the road. Similarly, cover your damn gravel load. Dont go dropping a mix of dried mud and pebbles all over the roadway damaging everyone else's paint and chipping their windows. Those farkers should be fined, tossed in prison and raped in the mouth.

Any law or regulation that limits my property rights. Ok, I accept the reasonable: I cant fire bombs toward my neighbors house or sacrifice virgins just because I am on my own land. That said, how does it harm anybody if I paint my house with polka dots or park my car on the grass (not that I do either).
 
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