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(The Gazette)   Egg-ception   ( divider line
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5669 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Jun 2012 at 3:28 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-06-02 11:21:15 PM  
I bet the poor hen was walking kinda funny after laying that egg.
2012-06-02 11:33:51 PM  
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2012-06-02 11:47:10 PM  


2012-06-02 11:48:36 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: I bet the poor hen was walking kinda funny after laying that egg.

My entire reaction was, "Ow... Ow... Ow..."
2012-06-02 11:50:26 PM  


2012-06-02 11:50:54 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Bathia_Mapes: I bet the poor hen was walking kinda funny after laying that egg.

My entire reaction was, "Ow... Ow... Ow..."

Heh! Yep.
2012-06-03 12:12:45 AM  
2012-06-03 12:39:16 AM  
Came for the sore hen reference. Leaving happy.
2012-06-03 01:45:17 AM  
keep farking that chicken
2012-06-03 03:39:38 AM  
That's because he's the dad:

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2012-06-03 03:56:14 AM  
Every single one of us.
2012-06-03 04:34:51 AM  
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2012-06-03 05:53:53 AM  
Reminds me of the story about a man with a monkey going into a bar. The monkey ran up and down the bar grabbing snacks and eating them. The bartender told the owner to get his monkey under control or they'd have to leave. About that time the monkey jumped over to the pool table, snatched up the cue ball and ate it. The bartender had seen enough so he thew them out. A week later the guy comes back in before the bartender can stop him, sits down while his monkey runs up and down grabbing snacks like before. Except this time he shoves them in his butt before eating them which grosses everybody out. The bartender looks up and sees what's happening and starts yelling for them to get out again. And then he asks the owner what is up with the monkey. The owner tells him, "Every since he ate that cue ball he makes sure that whatever he eats fits the other end first".

/Poor, poor hen.
2012-06-03 05:57:44 AM  
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2012-06-03 06:05:09 AM  
// this is relevant to my interests
2012-06-03 07:07:17 AM  
Babies having babies; younger every year.

/Or, if you prefer- I guess someone kept farking that chicken.
2012-06-03 08:14:24 AM  
Foghorn Leghorn seen strutting around like he's all that and a double egg in one
2012-06-03 09:48:44 AM  
Talk about blowing out your O ring. Damn!
2012-06-03 10:02:10 AM  
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Phew! I just laid an egg the size of a baseball!

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Biatch, please.

/links are hot, like delicious scrambled eggs.
2012-06-03 10:59:40 AM  
This whole trend of naming everything like this after the movie "inception" is really starting to annoy me. The concept existed WAY before the crappy movie.
2012-06-03 11:35:01 AM  
+1 headline, subby.
2012-06-03 12:05:49 PM  
One thing missing: chicken episiotomy.
2012-06-03 08:47:57 PM  

the_chief: Every single one of us.

...the devil(ed egg) inside.
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