Kingly Weevil: atlfarkette: Tell no one. Hire the best people to help me handle that amount of money. Hook up my family on the low down. Travel the planet.Travel the planet would come after I bought a smallish house, a newish car, and went back to school for 3-5 masters and/or doctoral degrees.
spentmiles: I'd get my penis enlarged, over and over again.
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