payattention: Ahhh...if only they could be caught with a video camera, but these upper crust Republicans don't frequent the clubs the way the 'rabble' do. They pay for private sessions.

Now, hitting the public johns with that camera... especially where rough trade goes on... that might turn up some fun. I mean, these Repubs seem to have no idea what 'stealth' and 'on the down low' means. (Of course, maybe they are so arrogant that they no longer care... I have seen evidence of this...)

I was in the Audobon Pub on Bourbon street, doing some drinking with the aforementioned gay pal and his husband and a few friends of mine.

The RNC was in town and a group of delegates "wandered" in and ordered drinks, said they did not realize it was a gay bar. I mean if you are on Bourbon and St. Anne, then it is pretty much impossible to not know you are in a gay bar. Especially with the giant mulatto dancing on the bar in his skivvies.

The repubs get really tanked and one takes a shine to me and comes over to our table and tries to kiss me. I push him away and inform him I am straight, he replies "so am I but not tonight." I tell him I am just there to drink and walk off to the bathroom.

That son of a biatch follows me to the urinal and trys to grab my business and i knock him into the urinal and go back to the table.

He shows up covered in piss screaming at me and thats when a giant gay dude says "no means no motherfarker" and slaps the piss out of him and picks him up and tosses him out the door.

Then giant gay dude turns to me and says "hell, you even smell straight". And walks off.

/cool story bro