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2012-06-03 10:01:33 AM  
the Make It Rain Machine

i.imm.io
 
2012-06-03 11:05:35 AM  
At least they will get paid for their services.
 
2012-06-03 11:36:11 AM  

rynthetyn: \theflatline: The RNC was in town and a group of delegates "wandered" in and ordered drinks, said they did not realize it was a gay bar. I mean if you are on Bourbon and St. Anne, then it is pretty much impossible to not know you are in a gay bar. Especially with the giant mulatto dancing on the bar in his skivvies.

Oh hey, this gives me an idea. We should have a politics tab Fark Party at one of the gay clubs in Tampa during the RNC, you know, to hang out, get drunk and watch all of the delegates who "accidentally" end up there.


THIS sounds like a really lulzy idear.
 
2012-06-03 11:44:37 AM  
And don't forget, the Secret Service will be in town.
 
2012-06-03 11:52:24 AM  

StrikitRich: Mugato: StrikitRich: /raises a drink to the memory of The Tanga.

Ah, The Tanga.

Let's just say Chris Rock was wrong.

To be honest, I miss the Tex-Mex Cafe' more.



Yeah I remember that place. Used to stop there for a beer and some grub on my commute home from Clearwater to Tampa ages ago.
 
2012-06-03 11:55:31 AM  

b0rg9: StrikitRich: Mugato: StrikitRich: /raises a drink to the memory of The Tanga.

To be honest, I miss the Tex-Mex Cafe' more.


Yeah I remember that place. Used to stop there for a beer and some grub on my commute home from Clearwater to Tampa ages ago.


Used to drive out there when I went to USF in the 80s. Used to drive all over Tampa Bay just to get away from school at that time.
 
2012-06-03 12:07:29 PM  
About 70% of the girls I went to high school with ended up working at Mons Venus 10 minutes after their 18th birthday.

CSB.
 
2012-06-03 12:14:38 PM  

ModernLuddite: About 70% of the girls I went to high school with ended up working at Mons Venus 10 minutes after their 18th birthday.

CSB.


If you're a woman who went to high school in Tampa, 99% of the time you either end up working at the Mons or else in law school at Stetson.
 
2012-06-03 12:55:29 PM  
Ticker headline on TFA: Tampa Bay Small Businesses to Gain Innovative New Source of Capital
 
2012-06-03 01:43:50 PM  
You don't mean to imply that the party of "morality and family" is full of BS do you?
 
2012-06-03 02:21:38 PM  

hurdboy: rjakobi: If there is any justice in this world, the Tampa convention is going to degenerate into a Chicago 1968 situation, only with a lot more hidden cameras.

You assume there's Florida politicians as sinister as Mayor Daley?


There's Governor Voldemort.
 
2012-06-03 02:41:40 PM  
So much hatred for homosexuals in this thread.... oh, that is right, Liberal Democrats only pretend to like minority groups and only when they remain on the plantation.
 
2012-06-03 02:44:37 PM  

LargeCanine: So much hatred for homosexuals in this thread.... oh, that is right, Liberal Democrats only pretend to like minority groups and only when they remain on the plantation.


I didn't see any hatred for homosexuals in this thread.

I did see a great deal of snark directed at the party of family values though.
 
2012-06-03 02:54:03 PM  
All I know is when the Southern Baptist Convention meeting is in Atlanta all of my stripper friends make bank and have to tell a lot of dudes "No, I can't shiat on you for money."
 
2012-06-03 02:59:45 PM  

LargeCanine: So much hatred for homosexuals in this thread.... oh, that is right, Liberal Democrats only pretend to like minority groups and only when they remain on the plantation.


Pro-tip: You can't have your cake and eat it too. Republican political types who won't actually admit that they're gay and who continue to insist that they're straight while at the same time pursuing anti-gay policies don't get to turn around and demand that they not be made fun of and to claim the protection of being part of a minority group that they swear up and down they aren't part of.

If someone is not ready to come out, that's fine with me. What's not fine with me is closeted Republicans who expect the LGBT community to look the other way and to protect them and their place in the closet when on one hand they're looking for hookups and on the other hand they're actively pursuing policies that harm the LGBT community.
 
2012-06-03 03:04:53 PM  
just wasting their time, since most Repubs are
closeted, self-loathing homos
 
2012-06-03 03:05:50 PM  

rynthetyn: LargeCanine: So much hatred for homosexuals in this thread.... oh, that is right, Liberal Democrats only pretend to like minority groups and only when they remain on the plantation.

Pro-tip: You can't have your cake and eat it too. Republican political types who won't actually admit that they're gay and who continue to insist that they're straight while at the same time pursuing anti-gay policies don't get to turn around and demand that they not be made fun of and to claim the protection of being part of a minority group that they swear up and down they aren't part of.

If someone is not ready to come out, that's fine with me. What's not fine with me is closeted Republicans who expect the LGBT community to look the other way and to protect them and their place in the closet when on one hand they're looking for hookups and on the other hand they're actively pursuing policies that harm the LGBT community.


Kinda like being on Medicare and biatching about "government controlled health care", or being on food stamps and unemployment while biatching about soshulism.

You can't make sense of stupid
 
2012-06-03 03:21:50 PM  

rynthetyn: LargeCanine: So much hatred for homosexuals in this thread.... oh, that is right, Liberal Democrats only pretend to like minority groups and only when they remain on the plantation.

Pro-tip: You can't have your cake and eat it too. Republican political types who won't actually admit that they're gay and who continue to insist that they're straight while at the same time pursuing anti-gay policies don't get to turn around and demand that they not be made fun of and to claim the protection of being part of a minority group that they swear up and down they aren't part of.

If someone is not ready to come out, that's fine with me. What's not fine with me is closeted Republicans who expect the LGBT community to look the other way and to protect them and their place in the closet when on one hand they're looking for hookups and on the other hand they're actively pursuing policies that harm the LGBT community.


Republicans these days seem hostile to the very concept of a community. I guess they think it's Socialism.
 
2012-06-03 03:23:09 PM  

Degenz: rynthetyn: LargeCanine: So much hatred for homosexuals in this thread.... oh, that is right, Liberal Democrats only pretend to like minority groups and only when they remain on the plantation.

Pro-tip: You can't have your cake and eat it too. Republican political types who won't actually admit that they're gay and who continue to insist that they're straight while at the same time pursuing anti-gay policies don't get to turn around and demand that they not be made fun of and to claim the protection of being part of a minority group that they swear up and down they aren't part of.

If someone is not ready to come out, that's fine with me. What's not fine with me is closeted Republicans who expect the LGBT community to look the other way and to protect them and their place in the closet when on one hand they're looking for hookups and on the other hand they're actively pursuing policies that harm the LGBT community.

Kinda like being on Medicare and biatching about "government controlled health care", or being on food stamps and unemployment while biatching about soshulism.

You can't make sense of stupid


It's massive hypocrisy. The worst thing about the closeted anti-gay Republicans who troll for hookups is that they take advantage of the fact that outing is a huge taboo--most gay people aren't going to out another person, even if that person is a horrible human being, because every gay person who has been in the closet for even a second knows the fear of being outed and doesn't want to do that to someone else.
 
2012-06-03 03:30:03 PM  

rynthetyn: I'm fairly certain that the strippers are the only ones who are going to be making any money off of the RNC. Well, maybe the male Craigs List escorts will too.


I have some Dominatrix friends who are heading that way. The last one I knew that hit a big repug convention made over 4k in 3 easy days. And she is an old-school purist, meaning she doesn't get naked or provide any sexual services. Ah, the stories she had to tell....I'm begging my friends to set up hidden cams & go for the blackmail angle.
 
2012-06-03 03:31:39 PM  

quatchi: rynthetyn: \theflatline: The RNC was in town and a group of delegates "wandered" in and ordered drinks, said they did not realize it was a gay bar. I mean if you are on Bourbon and St. Anne, then it is pretty much impossible to not know you are in a gay bar. Especially with the giant mulatto dancing on the bar in his skivvies.

Oh hey, this gives me an idea. We should have a politics tab Fark Party at one of the gay clubs in Tampa during the RNC, you know, to hang out, get drunk and watch all of the delegates who "accidentally" end up there.

THIS sounds like a really lulzy idear.


Only if you simultaneously change destination when you get there. It's hard to surprise them when they know where you will be.
 
2012-06-03 05:05:21 PM  

Bucky Katt: hurdboy: rjakobi: If there is any justice in this world, the Tampa convention is going to degenerate into a Chicago 1968 situation, only with a lot more hidden cameras.

You assume there's Florida politicians as sinister as Mayor Daley?

There's Governor Voldemort.


Don't attribute to malice what could be better attributed to incompetence.
 
2012-06-03 05:23:58 PM  

LargeCanine: So much hatred for homosexuals in this thread.... oh, that is right, Liberal Democrats only pretend to like minority groups and only when they remain on the plantation.


Such concern.
 
2012-06-03 05:38:41 PM  

Yamaneko2: quatchi: rynthetyn: \theflatline: The RNC was in town and a group of delegates "wandered" in and ordered drinks, said they did not realize it was a gay bar. I mean if you are on Bourbon and St. Anne, then it is pretty much impossible to not know you are in a gay bar. Especially with the giant mulatto dancing on the bar in his skivvies.

Oh hey, this gives me an idea. We should have a politics tab Fark Party at one of the gay clubs in Tampa during the RNC, you know, to hang out, get drunk and watch all of the delegates who "accidentally" end up there.

THIS sounds like a really lulzy idear.

Only if you simultaneously change destination when you get there. It's hard to surprise them when they know where you will be.


Well, yeah but you're not supposed to tell them *that*.

/Dammit, now we need a plan C.
 
2012-06-03 06:58:12 PM  

LargeCanine: So much hatred for homosexuals in this thread.... oh, that is right, Liberal Democrats only pretend to like minority groups and only when they remain on the plantation.


yeah-thats-what-it-is.jpg

*eyeroll*
 
2012-06-03 09:34:36 PM  
Shouldn't that be Ladies, mount your delegates?
 
2012-06-03 10:18:41 PM  

shanrick: Benevolent Misanthrope: Ladies Gentlemen mount your poles. The RNC is coming

FTFY

Not every single republican is gay.


That's true. Some of them have already been "cured".
 
2012-06-03 10:30:20 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: shanrick: Benevolent Misanthrope: Ladies Gentlemen mount your poles. The RNC is coming

FTFY

Not every single republican is gay.

Of course not. Just the ones who are most vocal about hating teh gheys.


Not every gay-hating Republican is gay. Some are just bigots. And some are just pandering to bigots.
 
2012-06-03 10:30:24 PM  
Read it as: Ladies mount your poles. The RCMP is coming and wondered if Canadian woman were allow to ride real horses yet.

i267.photobucket.com
 
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