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Lionel Mandrake		2012-06-02 10:47:25 PM

11 votes:

None of those pissed me off. In fact, I've pulled a few of those on OCD roommates and girlfriends over the years.

But they should have called it "Twenty things..." then just listed 19

Splish		2012-06-02 10:42:35 PM

7 votes:

They should have titled it "20 Things..." and stuck an unfetchable image in the middle somewhere.

Snarfle		2012-06-03 02:01:03 AM

6 votes:

I have something like OCD. It's CDO. Actually, it's the exact same thing as OCD, but the letters are in the right order, LIKE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE!

dennysgod		2012-06-03 10:41:39 AM

3 votes:

FIFY

Raw_fishFood		2012-06-03 02:42:42 AM

2 votes:

What, no row of light switches where all but one are switched in the same direction, so you have to go to the other switch for that light so you can switch it on and then go back to the original row of lights and switch it off?

Cause I hear some people are bothered by that.

Nuclear Monk		2012-06-03 01:59:32 AM

2 votes:

jaylectricity: Is OCD a real thing? Of all the things in the world to drive you nuts you're worried about simple arrangements?

Pat Tillman's family says,"F*ck you!"

The real story behind Mr. Tillman's death involved an airline tray table latch not being centered.

elguerodiablo		2012-06-03 01:56:03 AM

2 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ShawnDoc: If I saw number 15, I'd make it a point to constantly leave the microwave with time left on the timer, and I don't even use the break room at work. I'd go out of my way just to annoy that person.

That's exactly what I was thinking

/talk about asking for it

OCD and passive aggressive is a horrible combination.

belhade		2012-06-03 02:06:43 PM

1 votes:

*twitch*

20 things. Let's make it a nice, round, even number.

www.100megspop2.com

Gough		2012-06-03 10:27:01 AM

1 votes:

ShawnDoc: If I saw number 15, I'd make it a point to constantly leave the microwave with time left on the timer, and I don't even use the break room at work. I'd go out of my way just to annoy that person.

My SIL insists that all of the clocks at the family cabin be set to precisely the right time. She's also horrible with math. So we set the clocks at wildly different times, with a note attached to each one on how to calculate the correct time: +3:47 or -7:13, for instance.

/I need a new hobby

Mandapants		2012-06-03 07:20:43 AM

1 votes:

When I have *ahem* missionary-style marital relations with my husband, I can't reach the big finish unless the pillow is parallel to the headboard.

Vladpire		2012-06-03 06:58:11 AM

1 votes:

Four things that will drive your OCP self insane

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balancing act		2012-06-03 05:13:04 AM

1 votes:

Snarfle: I have something like OCD. It's CDO. Actually, it's the exact same thing as OCD, but the letters are in the right order, LIKE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE!
i45.tinypic.com

snagged from a Caturday long ago.

imprimere		2012-06-03 03:57:38 AM

1 votes:

Buffet: I don't get it?. Who gives a Ffark about any of that ~~s*h*i*t~~shiat??

Beer Drinking Masturbator		2012-06-03 03:27:17 AM

1 votes:

lohphat: imprimere:
I'm not defending it as mature, but it had actually taken awhile to get to that point. How long would you allow company to leave your front door open before you said something?

I think most stable adults can assess the risk profiles between leaving a door unsecured vs. not clearing the timer on the m/w.

What is this "m/w" bullshiat?? IT'S MICROWAVE GODDAMMITT!!!!

MICROWAVE!

Can you farking SPELL??!?!?

Microwave.

/MICROWAVE
//ffs

usernameguy		2012-06-03 02:38:13 AM

1 votes:

OCD isn't being mildly annoyed because a tile is out of place. OCD is literally ripping the tiles out and re-doing them yourself because one of them is out of place. OCD is rubbing the skin off your hands because you wash them 500 times a day and never leaving your house because touching the doorknob will give you germs.

Just like being an anti-social jerk doesn't mean you have Asperger's, Being slightly annoyed at a pattern break does not mean you have OCD.

(But you knew that, and I'm being kind of a dick. I guess I have Asperger's)

Shenanigans!		2012-06-03 02:27:03 AM

1 votes:

arghyematey: Who really freaks out because time is left on a microwave? "Choose your battles", it might lead to a better quality of life. Or at least better handwriting.

I don't freak out, but I find it mildly irritating...not enough to leave a note or even mention it, but enough to utter an exasperated sigh. And my exasperated sighs crush souls.

ODDO		2012-06-03 02:18:59 AM

1 votes:

The condiments need to be in stoplight order!!
Now.
Right now.

NobleHam		2012-06-03 02:17:47 AM

1 votes:

I would have to buy a marker and whiteout and fix this. That or pry the tiles up and swap them.

GAT_00		2012-06-02 10:26:36 PM

1 votes:

I guess my OCD isn't as bad as I thought because most of those didn't piss me off. The pseudophedrine pissed me off though. I actually said to the computer 'Oh come on! Who does that?'

ecmoRandomNumbers		2012-06-02 10:16:07 PM

1 votes:

I didn't consider myself OCD until I looked at those. If I had to look at things like those tiles day after day, I'd probably develop some unhealthy rage issues.

nvmac		2012-06-02 09:22:29 PM

1 votes:

Those pencils. Those pencils aren't right.

Why won't someone fix them?

Backwards/forwards/upside down/sharpened/not sharpened/not aligned.

Way too many things wrong.

Me go crazy.

/damn pencils
//I can quit any time

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