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(IMDB)   Who were you in high school? Band geek? Emo chick? Math nerd? Deep-in-the-closet homophobe? Captain of the football team? School slut?   ( divider line
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2012-06-03 02:02:03 AM  
2 votes:
Average Farker who described themselves as "jocks" in High School:
2012-06-03 01:48:44 AM  
2 votes:

myschief: Lurker

Who are you?

Who are you?

Who are you?
2012-06-03 09:13:20 AM  
1 vote:
Well, this thread has reaffirmed my belief that you're all losers and that no one should use information or advice on fark to make life altering decisions.
2012-06-03 08:41:22 AM  
1 vote:
Almost psychopathic loner who was socially aware enough to understand just how much of an outcast he really was. Bright but lazy, so was hated by the nerds and overachievers because I often scored as well as them but zero effort into it. I was most comfortable with the geeks and loners but refused to hang out with them too much for fear of being labelled "one of them" (I SO was). Lived to far away from school to join any of the activities that could have given me an identity (the football coach actually begged me to join the team and loved drama enough that I did most of their tech crew work unaccredited just to hang out with them-even though I could never do rehearsals). I was big and strong but fat so mercilessly picked on though I always thought I should have been too big to be a "safe" target for such treatment (and badly injured several of my tormentors when I snapped-but that made things worse, as trying to get me to "snap" became a sport among some of the in crowd)

I owe a lot of my adult mental stability to a sweet hippie girl (literally she was joining the Rainbow Families right after graduation), I met for the first time the last week of my senior year. We'd never had a single class together all 4 years but I'd taken all AP courses my last year and having taken those exams already i found myself with a week where I had to go to school (rules dontcha know) but had not a single class to attend. So when I wasn't reading, I wandered the school aimlessly and ran into her coming out of her last ceramics class.

Having nothing better to do we talked, and,at least for me, fell in love. She was the most free spirit I'd ever met, wild and beautiful and genuinely did not give a fark what other people thought about her or anything. I almost couldn't believe that such a incredible person could exist, much less give a damn about me. It was beyond reason that she'd be attracted to me. But she was, and her conversation and her kisses and her touch, in a short week healed all sorts of ragged holes I didn't even know I had in my psyche. She gave me a wink and then a hug at graduation, and then disappeared, and I never saw her again. 20 years later I can't even remember her name, but I will never forget what she did for me.
2012-06-03 02:26:05 AM  
1 vote:
I was the one everyone in administration believed I would snap a la columbine...
2012-06-03 02:25:12 AM  
1 vote:

intelligent comment below: And 1984 was not good music.

Stop it. Popular music is popular for a reason. You think you're the only one with a valid opinion, hipster?
2012-06-03 01:50:04 AM  
1 vote:
I was such an outcast that even the guidance counselor snubbed me.
2012-06-03 01:28:00 AM  
1 vote:
Drunk metal head. You should see what happens when you introduce iron maiden to a school full off preppy new kids on the block wannabes in the deep south. Usually results in "DEVIL WORSHIPER!!!!". Pretty funny stuff. Should have seen the reaction to slayer. It was around this time that Geraldo Riverra did a special on satanism that really threw them in a blender because of the shows partial dedication to the link between satanism and metal.

Sad thing is I was just farking with them for the most part. Thier reactions were funny as hell! Draw one inverted cross on a notebook and everybody panics!!!!
2012-06-03 01:18:44 AM  
1 vote:
Lead in the musicals, Student Government President. Big Nerd, but it was a small school and we all got along pretty well.

I'd take high school over college any day.
2012-06-03 01:17:13 AM  
1 vote:
High voltage geek.

2 million volts says "no" to bullies in a way anyone can understand.
2012-06-03 12:56:42 AM  
1 vote:
I had friends in many social groups, I wasn't popular but I was not hated. People never had a problem with me because I would mind my own business unless I saw someone picking on a kid.

I guess I was the floater, not making any lasting impact on anybody good or bad.
Flying below the radar is what I am content with.
2012-06-03 12:52:47 AM  
1 vote:
I dropped out of 8th grade.
2012-06-02 07:21:34 PM  
1 vote:
Fat, poor kid who was still an honor student and was obviously in the closet.
2012-06-02 07:17:27 PM  
1 vote:
I like iamrex's idea.
2012-06-02 07:14:15 PM  
1 vote:
Band geek and thanks to it I got to go places and do a whole hell of a lot of things I never would have been able to otherwise.

-trip to france to play for the anniversary of D-Day
-played every Yankees home opener game for the 4 yrs of hs
-parades in DC and NYC
-walking all over the field at giant stadium for 4 yrs

dances, fundraisers, etc. It was just a good time. High school would have been stupidly boring without band. I feel sad for people who can't/don't/won't get involved with some club or sport while in school.
2012-06-02 07:13:54 PM  
1 vote:
Here's a fun idea: You tell me who I was in high school based on my senior Prom picture.
2012-06-02 07:13:12 PM  
1 vote:
Shy band geek who hated everyone.
2012-06-02 07:10:13 PM  
1 vote:
2012-06-02 07:07:15 PM  
1 vote:
Extremely shy bookworm who was bullied on a near daily basis.
2012-06-02 07:03:50 PM  
1 vote:
Did you mean sporto, motorhead, geek, slut, blood, wastoid, dweeby, or dickhead?
2012-06-02 07:03:38 PM  
1 vote:
Stoner jock.
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