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(IMDB)   Who were you in high school? Band geek? Emo chick? Math nerd? Deep-in-the-closet homophobe? Captain of the football team? School slut?   (imdb.com) divider line 500
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2012-06-03 01:05:56 AM
Really shy anime nerd. I would rarely say anything at school and my teachers always assumed I was a mute.
 
2012-06-03 01:06:49 AM
King of the Short Bus.
 
2012-06-03 01:07:10 AM
Chubby Academic Decathlon Geek and loner through most of high school (helicopter tiger parents)
 
2012-06-03 01:07:11 AM

RibbyK: bang chicks in the 7-8 range.


Why don't you have a seat...
 
2012-06-03 01:07:31 AM
Theater geek more than anything else. But I also feel like high school movies of the 80's and 90's in no way resembled my high school experience at all.
 
2012-06-03 01:07:58 AM

Maechyll: Mostly band geek.

I was a brasshole.


Emptying spit valves in retaliation, sitting in the back heckling the clarinets...
 
2012-06-03 01:08:51 AM

OregonVet: The Thespian.


Ditto.
Class clown.
Voted best actor in my Sr. year.
Motorhead & marksman - growing up on a farm will do that for ya.
Part-time stoner and full-time book reader (History / Cosmology / Mad Magazine.)
Skipped 1/3 of all 4 years, so ended up going the GED route. What can I say? Going to school on a Friday was not my idea of a good time. Monday either.
 
2012-06-03 01:09:01 AM

Exception Collection: I was... the absent one. I missed probably half my Freshman year - I was pulled out in March or April due to a brain tumor, and had been out frequently prior to that. (How was the brain tumor found? When my father called me a liar about my head hurting, he said "OK, we'll have another MRI {I'd had a tumor in 5th grade, and had followup MRIs every two years or so}, but it'll be negative and you'll get your ass to school." The irony? I actually was lying...)

The next year, I was the bullied one, the geek... at a tiny little private school. I didn't care about my grades (or much of anything else) at this point, since I was already f*cked on scholarships and I knew that my family couldn't afford jack shiat. Also, I pretty much hated everyone and everything. Then my father couldn't afford to send me to the school (surprise!), so I got transferred to public school - where i learned that my credits wouldn't be recognized anyway, so even the C's and D's I was getting in a few classes wouldn't count. Probably the most amusing thing about this school was that I had the top PSAT score (despite taking it as a Freshman.)

At that point, I was a year and a half short on credits... so I said fark this, I want to get my GED and just go to college... parents wouldn't have any of that, so they tried homeschooling me with a BS set of lessons (They'd make Santorum blush), followed by sending me to "Adult High School" where I was still bored and hated everything except the tech class. Finally one day while I was bored at school I wandered over to the testing area and learned that I could take the GED even without parental approval, so after I went home I told them "Oh, I'm taking this tomorrow.."

One amusing side effect of the whole thing? While I took "starting trig" (aka Algebra 2) *three times*, the only thing they ever covered was Logarithms. I didn't learn how to do sine/cos/tan until I started working as a structural drafter, where I use it *all the farking time* ...


Sally couldn't tell Oscar had a hard-on already.

/Everything you need to know about trig in one handy sentence.
 
2012-06-03 01:10:24 AM

Tennozan: OregonVet: The Thespian.

Ditto.
Class clown.
Voted best actor in my Sr. year.
Motorhead & marksman - growing up on a farm will do that for ya.
Part-time stoner and full-time book reader (History / Cosmology / Mad Magazine.)
Skipped 1/3 of all 4 years, so ended up going the GED route. What can I say? Going to school on a Friday was not my idea of a good time. Monday either.


hey its the Fonz

heyyyyy
 
2012-06-03 01:10:31 AM
Mostly a geek who obsessed over grades too much and buried his nose in his homework a bit more than he probably needed to. Had some good friends in HS, but was mostly an outsider/never in the cool club.

Tried out for Basketball but never made it, joined the bowling club instead.
 
2012-06-03 01:10:58 AM
Nerdy jock who could have gotten laid a lot if I only had the balls to ask one of the girls out.

/married a flag girl geek from California
 
2012-06-03 01:11:34 AM
chess nerd. debate. all advanced classes. what a waste. I only got 1s and 2s on those stupid tests anyway.
 
2012-06-03 01:14:13 AM
Bookworm/Drama club/school chorus/bunch-o-other clubs

/probably should have been bullied, but wasn't
//or maybe I was and I didn't notice.
 
2012-06-03 01:15:09 AM
Gamer geek/nerd who almost failed due to skipping class from boredom. Alternative: the driver. (Only person in my circle with a license and car)
 
2012-06-03 01:15:20 AM
I was a mammal.
 
2012-06-03 01:15:37 AM
Adopted, only child. Family had a little bit of money.

Was ok at sports but really liked playing guitar.

Attachment issues. Intimacy issues.

Found peace in sex...and The Smiths.

/Lawn...you know the rest.
 
2012-06-03 01:16:19 AM
Honor Society nerd.
 
2012-06-03 01:17:13 AM
High voltage geek.

2 million volts says "no" to bullies in a way anyone can understand.
 
2012-06-03 01:18:10 AM

ontariolightning: Tennozan: OregonVet: The Thespian.

Ditto.
Class clown.
Voted best actor in my Sr. year.
Motorhead & marksman - growing up on a farm will do that for ya.
Part-time stoner and full-time book reader (History / Cosmology / Mad Magazine.)
Skipped 1/3 of all 4 years, so ended up going the GED route. What can I say? Going to school on a Friday was not my idea of a good time. Monday either.

hey its the Fonz

heyyyyy


Could have been - except for a distinct lack of that "cool" factor.........
And I probably had that farm-fresh allure of cowshiate on my boots. Who wouldn't find that cool?
 
2012-06-03 01:18:37 AM

PeregrineBF: High voltage geek.

2 million volts says "no" to bullies in a way anyone can understand.


HA! "Capacitors: Teaching people not to catch things that are thrown at them for decades."
 
2012-06-03 01:18:44 AM
Lead in the musicals, Student Government President. Big Nerd, but it was a small school and we all got along pretty well.

I'd take high school over college any day.
 
2012-06-03 01:19:17 AM

gas giant: RibbyK: bang chicks in the 7-8 range.
Why don't you have a seat...


Is your youthful condescension because I use bang=fark, or the chick strata (7-8) that bothers you?
/I was in high school when Hippies roamed the Earth and four were shot dead in Ohio. Don't lay your 21st Centrury trip on me, man.
 
2012-06-03 01:19:54 AM
Extremely shy football star.
 
2012-06-03 01:20:22 AM
Delinquent loser with nonexistent self-esteem.
 
2012-06-03 01:20:52 AM
Band geek, honor student & jock.

/I think my folks have all my HS pics...
 
2012-06-03 01:21:01 AM
Class clown. I got along with everyone but the shop kids for some reason. I had no dislike for them or anything, we just didn't click.

/Still partied with them from time to time.
//High school was pretty mellow.
 
2012-06-03 01:21:36 AM
I was one of the black t-shirt crowd who ditched rallies in favor of hanging out with the science teachers, watching anime & Monty Python.

Ever had a potent mutual hatred with a teacher who nevertheless kept giving you good grades, because you were just that good? That was me and Mrs. Lopez.
 
2012-06-03 01:21:49 AM
Neo-maxi zoom dweebie.
 
2012-06-03 01:22:41 AM

myschief: Lurker


Me too.

Don't think anyone ever really noticed I existed. Suited me fine.
 
2012-06-03 01:23:51 AM
Soccer team captain, cross country runner, pothead and Van Halen geek. Class of 85.

Generally, an underachiever.
 
2012-06-03 01:24:30 AM
I was in the audiovisual club, so too dorky even for the band geeks. Actually, if we're honest, I was the audiovisual club...

/class of 96
//dorkier now than I was then
///if that's even possible
 
2012-06-03 01:24:34 AM
I took latin, was on the debate team, did the morning announcements, and was in theatre. I was also in the closet. I went to a small school where all of us grew up together, though, so I never got picked on for being the immense nerd that I was. My mother had an abiding conviction that I would somehow grow up and out and dressed me in one-size too large clothes because I would "need them later."

Wanted to go to college in political science, work in government. Instead I went to college, came out, got friends, got drunk, bought clothes that fit and studied history.


/Still a nerd
//just more confident about it now!
 
2012-06-03 01:24:40 AM
ROTC, loner bookworm with mostly punk and other unusual friends, involved in Florida history reenactment club and the Assassin game club (KAOS)
 
2012-06-03 01:24:54 AM
I was the perpetual "New Kid" and flew under the radar at every school I attended. I loved school, made decent grades, smoked massive quantities of herb and ignored/pushed the dress code constantly.

Not sure how that categorizes me...
 
2012-06-03 01:25:25 AM
average Farker:

i98.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-03 01:26:04 AM

Stile4aly: I'd take high school over college any day.


Just the opposite here. Univ of Wisc at Madison was Utopia compared to boring middle-class high school. College made me realize a good education was an easy route to high income.
 
2012-06-03 01:26:28 AM
Spoiled rich brat with a new car every year in HS.
 
2012-06-03 01:26:52 AM

RibbyK: /I was in high school when Hippies roamed the Earth and four were shot dead in Ohio. Don't lay your 21st Centrury trip on me, man.


There were still hippies around when I was in high school decades later. I was one of them. I even had a headband and learned to tie-dye my own t-shirts.
 
2012-06-03 01:27:11 AM
I was an I.B. student and probably the alpha computer geek in the entire high school, since by the time I graduated (class of '02) I knew how to build a PC, was fluent with Linux, and had a bit of C++ knowledge--and this was in a more or less rural high school, at a time when Linux was still considered a novelty and most programming classes were still taught in BASIC.

I was respected by the smart kids, feared by the average and dumb kids, and both feared and respected by the faculty--especially after I crafted a boot disk that automatically disabled the crappy security software on the classroom computers and thus made them actually usable (something that several teachers were actually thankful for).
 
2012-06-03 01:28:00 AM
Drunk metal head. You should see what happens when you introduce iron maiden to a school full off preppy new kids on the block wannabes in the deep south. Usually results in "DEVIL WORSHIPER!!!!". Pretty funny stuff. Should have seen the reaction to slayer. It was around this time that Geraldo Riverra did a special on satanism that really threw them in a blender because of the shows partial dedication to the link between satanism and metal.

Sad thing is I was just farking with them for the most part. Thier reactions were funny as hell! Draw one inverted cross on a notebook and everybody panics!!!!
 
2012-06-03 01:28:51 AM
Uptight geek and nerd, captain of debate team, D&D player/writer (GenCon regular in the old days), hopelessly naïve but somehow think that saved me from being bullied.
 
2012-06-03 01:29:06 AM
I was stage manager and I ran that f*cking school.

Barnacles!: average Farker:

i98.photobucket.com


This.

/stupid. f*cking. jocks.
//i am smarter than you; stfu, retard
 
2012-06-03 01:30:03 AM

RibbyK: gas giant: RibbyK: bang chicks in the 7-8 range.
Why don't you have a seat...

Is your youthful condescension because I use bang=fark, or the chick strata (7-8) that bothers you?
/I was in high school when Hippies roamed the Earth and four were shot dead in Ohio. Don't lay your 21st Centrury trip on me, man.


IT. WAS. A. JOKE.
 
2012-06-03 01:30:05 AM
I wish I was a stoner in high school, I would have paid more attention in class and might have actually cared.
 
2012-06-03 01:30:58 AM

Barnacles!: average Farker:

[startreknerds.jpg]


Bullshiat, far more Star Wars geeks here than Star Trek geeks.
 
2012-06-03 01:32:13 AM

intelligent comment below: I wish I was a stoner in high school, I would have paid more attention in class and might have actually cared.


this.

/f*cking government lies
//tinyurl.com/gov74
 
2012-06-03 01:32:40 AM
Math nerd and stoner.
I won the Pascal Math Prize most years and spent every evening in my friend's basement getting high because I was so damned bored.
 
2012-06-03 01:33:56 AM
Let's see, I was the super smart under achiever. But I also managed to do a full career in the military for the pension and insurance benefits. I was the victim of a bully who turned out to be a homosexual. I was the choir geek who actually had a bit of talent. Years down the road I managed to date and bang the super hot chick what everyone wanted. Eventually I married the love of my life and have 3 great kids and Mrs. Element is about to become a VP at her company. So a big fark you to WAC class of 85. I win.
 
2012-06-03 01:34:00 AM
f*cking cruised through all the HS classes (except AP calc) ... would have understdood if (junior year pre-calc teach Ousey) had explained *really* WTF a 'unit circle' was.

.73/435
 
2012-06-03 01:34:07 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Ceteris Paribus says: Shostie: Me, senior year '97

Fark me, I'm old.

Class of 1970. You?


Class of 1978. Does some quick math.... Meh....How you doing?
 
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