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(IMDB)   Who were you in high school? Band geek? Emo chick? Math nerd? Deep-in-the-closet homophobe? Captain of the football team? School slut?   (imdb.com) divider line 500
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2012-06-02 09:25:27 PM  

Communist_Manifesto: Is quiet naive funny nerd jock a thing? Because that's the best way I could describe it


Were you only quiet around the other jocks? Because if so then you might be my twin.
 
2012-06-02 09:30:12 PM  

gamergirl23: Communist_Manifesto: Is quiet naive funny nerd jock a thing? Because that's the best way I could describe it

Were you only quiet around the other jocks? Because if so then you might be my twin.


Welcome to the I have anonymous internet net twin club! Tell her what she's won Johnnie!
 
2012-06-02 09:37:23 PM  

video man: I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Band geek, drama geek, President of Future Business Leaders of America, AP honors nerd...

Form an orderly queue Ladies.

Is that where the term "Captain of Industry" came from?

At my school, all the rich douchebags were in FBLA.


Douchebag, yes.
Rich, sadly not me.

Our school *dominated* our region and I got to go to state conference every year... where I *DID NOT* jimmy open the liquor cabinet DESPITE what anyone claims.
 
2012-06-02 09:39:33 PM  
I was the guy smoking dope under the bleachers at pep rallies
 
2012-06-02 09:40:08 PM  

sharpiegreed: Mother farkin' GREEN?


goddammit so much. To break the link or not to break the link, that is the question. Also, homeboy in my picture is a liter.
 
2012-06-02 09:41:50 PM  

iamrex: sharpiegreed: Mother farkin' GREEN?

goddammit so much. To break the link or not to break the link, that is the question. Also, homeboy in my picture is a liter.


I feel your pain.
 
2012-06-02 09:41:58 PM  

Communist_Manifesto: gamergirl23: Communist_Manifesto: Is quiet naive funny nerd jock a thing? Because that's the best way I could describe it

Were you only quiet around the other jocks? Because if so then you might be my twin.

Welcome to the I have anonymous internet net twin club! Tell her what she's won Johnnie!


*waits excitedly*
 
2012-06-02 09:45:42 PM  
The girl in the army jacket with Clash cassettes in her Walkman.
 
2012-06-02 09:45:44 PM  

gamergirl23: Communist_Manifesto: gamergirl23: Communist_Manifesto: Is quiet naive funny nerd jock a thing? Because that's the best way I could describe it

Were you only quiet around the other jocks? Because if so then you might be my twin.

Welcome to the I have anonymous internet net twin club! Tell her what she's won Johnnie!

*waits excitedly*


8 pounds of pure heroin!!!!
 
2012-06-02 09:47:06 PM  
The loner
 
2012-06-02 10:05:22 PM  
Underachieving cheerleader slacker brain comedienne.
 
2012-06-02 10:08:51 PM  

Dallymo: Underachieving cheerleader slacker brain comedienne.


You sound cute
 
2012-06-02 10:13:59 PM  
Yes, I was a cheerleader and Pom girl :) You may all be jealous now.....
 
2012-06-02 10:14:35 PM  

cman: Dallymo: Underachieving cheerleader slacker brain comedienne.

You sound cute


Farkin' adOOOOOOOOrable!

It was a long time ago, though. I was really something before electricity.
 
2012-06-02 10:16:40 PM  
The Thespian.
 
2012-06-02 10:38:27 PM  
Hoo boy. I played violin at a jock high school. One of my classmates went on to play quarterback at a Super Bowl. If you didn't have a letterman's jacket (or date the owner of one), you didn't exist at that school.

In addition to orchestra, I:

Was in the computer club
Played Dungeons and Dragons
Was part of the stage tech crew

On Mondays, I would bring in tapes I'd made of the previous night's Dr. Demento show for my circle of friends to listen to at lunch or Theater Tech.

Geek? Nerd? Dweeb? Probably a bit of everything.
 
2012-06-02 10:40:15 PM  
I was the punker in the drama club with a high GPA and low self-esteem.

/Pretty cliche, actually
 
2012-06-02 10:59:19 PM  
football lineman, 4.12 GPA over 4 years of high school.

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then I started reading Kerouac, hit college, got a job at a Greatful Deadish pizza joint, discovered weed and hallucinogens, and dropped out to drive a VW bus and learn how to be a chef.
 
2012-06-02 11:12:31 PM  

soosh: football lineman, 4.12 GPA over 4 years of high school.



then I started reading Kerouac, hit college, got a job at a Greatful Deadish pizza joint, discovered weed and hallucinogens, and dropped out to drive a VW bus and learn how to be a chef.


Do you still have the VW?
 
2012-06-02 11:13:46 PM  

Communist_Manifesto: gamergirl23: Communist_Manifesto: gamergirl23: Communist_Manifesto: Is quiet naive funny nerd jock a thing? Because that's the best way I could describe it

Were you only quiet around the other jocks? Because if so then you might be my twin.

Welcome to the I have anonymous internet net twin club! Tell her what she's won Johnnie!

*waits excitedly*

8 pounds of pure heroin!!!!


My reaction
 
2012-06-02 11:14:02 PM  

sharpiegreed: soosh: football lineman, 4.12 GPA over 4 years of high school.



then I started reading Kerouac, hit college, got a job at a Greatful Deadish pizza joint, discovered weed and hallucinogens, and dropped out to drive a VW bus and learn how to be a chef.

Do you still have the VW?


Nah, I got rid of it in '96, when I had my first kid. It didn't have a back seat at all, just a big platform with a futon on it where the seat had been. I'd like to have another one someday, though.
 
2012-06-02 11:27:19 PM  
Quick-witted slacker.
 
2012-06-02 11:37:45 PM  
i1246.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-02 11:39:24 PM  
Skateboarder who went to as many punk rock, hardcore, and metal shows as possible. I also played sports and got good grades. Pretty well rounded. Not too stereotypical.
 
2012-06-03 12:02:30 AM  
Cereal Killer
 
2012-06-03 12:44:21 AM  
I just tried to stay out of everybody's way. Every once in awhile I would get enamored with a girl who thought she was too good for me. It never dawned on me, but I'll bet some of the rich girls looked down on me since I was bussed in from the Air Force base.

I was in band, but I was a drummer. They called me "Cymbal Man" during my freshman year. I took it OK.

Honestly, I wish I could find a few people that are not good at music right now, but totally dedicated to learning and practicing the way we did in band.

I should have lost my virginity as a junior. I picked up my girlfriend from her job bussing tables and we parked on the side of the road. We were just about to do it, but my erection started disappearing as I put on the condom. Then I came right as I was about to try to jam it in.

Not like it would have went in, anyway.
 
2012-06-03 12:52:40 AM  

soosh: ...over 4 years of high school.


Ha Ha. I finished in just 4.
 
2012-06-03 12:52:47 AM  
I dropped out of 8th grade.
 
2012-06-03 12:53:28 AM  
Starter on the football team, in the chess club, starred in many of our plays, played D&D with my friends... I honestly did not fit into any traditional mold at all.
 
2012-06-03 12:53:57 AM  
Middle of the road when it came to popularity, worked at a grocery store during junior and senior year, threw shot put when I was a senior.

/Voted most likely to be POTUS.
 
2012-06-03 12:55:36 AM  
My class got smaller and smaller for each year of high school that went by.

Started off as an outsider geek, ended up as a member of the in-crowd by process of elimination.
 
2012-06-03 12:56:32 AM  
Tall, non-descript guy, who had a fantastic after-school job allowing him to finance, date and bang chicks in the 7-8 range.
/The ten chicks were reserved for jocks and 1-percenters.
//High school was for meeting girls. Academics, not so much, that was college.
 
2012-06-03 12:56:42 AM  
I had friends in many social groups, I wasn't popular but I was not hated. People never had a problem with me because I would mind my own business unless I saw someone picking on a kid.

I guess I was the floater, not making any lasting impact on anybody good or bad.
Flying below the radar is what I am content with.
 
2012-06-03 12:57:24 AM  
Stoner, long after it was cool(outsider) then a punkrocker, long before it was cool(gee, another outsider group).
 
2012-06-03 12:58:26 AM  
I was the unpopular kid with bad skin, bad hair and I got picked on by not just my year, but the whole school. Idiots.
 
2012-06-03 12:58:58 AM  
None of the above? I knew people from all of the "cliques," though cliques were pretty blurry at my High School, but mostly hung out with a few close friends who weren't easily stereotyped. I suppose if I must be categorized, I was closest to the preppy group or the (non-math) nerds. And I was closeted gay, but not homophobic.
 
2012-06-03 01:00:24 AM  
Equal parts drama geek and regular geek.
 
2012-06-03 01:01:25 AM  
band geek
 
2012-06-03 01:01:42 AM  
Lazy
 
2012-06-03 01:01:54 AM  
Computer Club FTW.
 
2012-06-03 01:02:10 AM  
Hung out with stoners, Goths and queers. Voted most likely to start a revolution.
 
2012-06-03 01:02:17 AM  
Mostly band geek.

I was a brasshole.
 
2012-06-03 01:02:17 AM  
We really didn't care in my GED classes
 
2012-06-03 01:02:27 AM  
eatwatchrun.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-06-03 01:03:27 AM  
Cheerleader with an serious case of geek envy.
 
2012-06-03 01:03:34 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Ceteris Paribus says: Shostie: Me, senior year '97

Fark me, I'm old.

Class of 1970. You?


Class of 1971, JHC you punks, get the fark off my lawn.
 
2012-06-03 01:04:52 AM  
Biology nerd until 7th grade, which meant getting bullied constantly. In an ill conceived attempt to stop that sort of thing, I then went full on skater pothead brawler asshole.
Started off a straight A student and turned into a mean little shiat that got into weekly fights and was always wasted in class.
Suspended bi-weekly.
Expelled for a full year TWICE.
 
2012-06-03 01:04:56 AM  
I was a quiet guy who eventually established bonds with the football players, because I took their math classes out of contempt for the teachers who did the honors and AP math classes. Quizbowl and mathbowl player, waterboy for girls varsity soccer, bass drummer for the school's steel drum band, and a smoker. So mainly a nerd.
 
2012-06-03 01:05:01 AM  
Honor roll student, kickoff-team specialist, who read the morning announcements.
 
2012-06-03 01:05:25 AM  
I...I don't know what I was. So you tell me:

I was in the choir (and District and State Honor Choirs)...and in Beta...and captain of the Quiz Bowl team two years running (and a team member before that). I had maybe three actual friends. I wore a tie to school for no particular reason. I read waaay too many books, listened to weird music, and almost went to the state's "nerd school"--the School for Math and Science.

In college I tacked on to all of the above the fact that everyone just assumed I'd up and start shooting everybody. So...yeah.

Oh, and I'm one of those "filthy homersekshuals."
 
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