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(WCF Courier)   Iowa school superintendent abruptly resigns after they learn she was using her work email to conduct an extramarital affair, then accepts the same position in Omaha a few weeks later. Omaha officials: "Yeah, about that"   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Iowa, Omaha, World-Herald  
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2012-06-02 11:43:55 PM  
4 votes:
2012-06-02 11:41:08 PM  
4 votes:
2012-06-02 11:07:44 PM  
2 votes:

"It wasn't the length that made me cheat, but the girth..."

2012-06-02 11:39:59 PM  
1 vote:
To be fair she took the Omaha job first, then got busted for the affair. I like the newspaper timeline:

8:45 a.m. Saturday: In an interview with the Register, Sebring says she has no intention of stepping down as Omaha's superintendent. The Register's editor had informed her a sampling of the explicit emails would be published.

9:14 a.m.: publishes the emails.

11:30 a.m.: Sebring submits a letter of resignation to Omaha schools.

What a difference three hours makes!
2012-06-02 11:25:44 PM  
1 vote:

jaytkay: Iowa? Omaha?

Lemme guess. She prolly has great teats.


Nah. She swallows.
2012-06-02 11:20:08 PM  
1 vote:

WhippingBoy: Who the hell is banging all these ugly broads???

As it was explained to me once by a male acquaintance of mine after I questioned the quality of one of his sexual partners: "An oil change is an oil change."
2012-06-02 11:18:35 PM  
1 vote:
Iowa? Omaha?

Lemme guess. She prolly has great teats.

2012-06-02 11:11:24 PM  
1 vote:
Stupid supernintendos, when will they learn?!
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