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(AZCentral)   Although it is wildly amusing in movies, in real life nobody laughs when you drive off with a baby strapped to a car seat on the roof of your car   (azcentral.com ) divider line
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3315 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Jun 2012 at 10:46 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-06-02 06:47:42 PM  
Dogs, of course, are another matter ;)
 
2012-06-02 09:11:15 PM  
I don't know, is there video footage of it, preferably with Benny Hill music dubbed over it?
 
2012-06-02 10:17:57 PM  
Nobody?
 
2012-06-02 10:31:33 PM  
Of course, if she put the baby in a nice, safe, dog crate that was carefully secured to the roof of the car, and made sure to leash up the baby, all would be well. I mean, the worst thing that could happen would be diarrhea.
I don't side with farkers who put animals on par with humans, but for God's sake, this is an issue of transportation safety. If a given method of transporting an animal is so unsafe that it would be asinine to imagine transporting a human in said manner, then it should be revised. And if a person is so mentally unsafe as to transport an animal in a way considered asinine period, that person is missing several elements requisite for a president: mercy, humaneness, benevolence, and a thorough understanding of the basic principles of animal rights (which are in no way human rights.)

/You could also be a Fark.com member who doesn't consider any animal rights as valid. If that's the case, feel free to ignore me and go back to sodomizing cattle.

//Amiright?
 
2012-06-02 10:36:09 PM  
Dude it's Arizona. You don't need "Laws" to keep the baby safe. The invisible hand of the market and faith in God will decide the baby's fate.
 
2012-06-02 10:36:45 PM  
...You know... unless the baby isn't born yet. Then we need MORE MORE MORE laws!
 
2012-06-02 10:48:18 PM  
I recommend razing Arizona.
 
2012-06-02 10:49:16 PM  

Sgygus: Dogs, of course, are another matter ;)


Done in one.
 
2012-06-02 10:52:02 PM  
That depends. Is the baby saying something really funny like those babies in the E-trade commercials?
 
2012-06-02 10:52:10 PM  
or a dog...
 
2012-06-02 10:53:30 PM  
You never leave a man behind!!!
 
2012-06-02 10:53:31 PM  

A Non Amos: Of course, if she put the baby in a nice, safe, dog crate that was carefully secured to the roof of the car, and made sure to leash up the baby, all would be well. I mean, the worst thing that could happen would be diarrhea.
I don't side with farkers who put animals on par with humans, but for God's sake, this is an issue of transportation safety. If a given method of transporting an animal is so unsafe that it would be asinine to imagine transporting a human in said manner, then it should be revised. And if a person is so mentally unsafe as to transport an animal in a way considered asinine period, that person is missing several elements requisite for a president: mercy, humaneness, benevolence, and a thorough understanding of the basic principles of animal rights (which are in no way human rights.)

/You could also be a Fark.com member who doesn't consider any animal rights as valid. If that's the case, feel free to ignore me and go back to sodomizing cattle.

//Amiright?


No, you're not right. Horses, pigs, and cows would be very uncomfortable in car seats.

The Romney dog wasn't harmed by riding on the roof. By all accounts, he enjoyed it.
 
2012-06-02 10:53:44 PM  

imprimere: That depends. Is the baby saying something really funny like those babies in the E-trade commercials?


Apparently, shiatting yourself in this car with the windows rolled up is frowned upon IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT!
 
2012-06-02 10:53:55 PM  

Sgygus: Dogs, of course, are another matter ;)


True. Food belongs in the trunk.
 
2012-06-02 10:54:50 PM  
It's just a baby. At least they're fun to replace.
 
2012-06-02 10:57:49 PM  
Kid was unharmed? Good engineering on that seat.
 
2012-06-02 10:58:10 PM  
Good thing drug abuse is a victimless crime.
 
2012-06-02 10:58:39 PM  

BarkingUnicorn:

The Romney dog wasn't harmed by riding on the roof. By all accounts, he enjoyed it.


By all accounts? Did somebody ask him?
 
2012-06-02 10:58:42 PM  
I wonder if the babies' jammies had Yodas 'n' shiat on 'em?
 
2012-06-02 10:59:01 PM  
Not amused...

t2.gstatic.com

Now honey there's what's right and there's what's right and never the twain shall meet!

media.screened.com

/Getting set to pop, honey.
 
2012-06-02 10:59:43 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: A Non Amos: Of course, if she put the baby in a nice, safe, dog crate that was carefully secured to the roof of the car, and made sure to leash up the baby, all would be well. I mean, the worst thing that could happen would be diarrhea.
I don't side with farkers who put animals on par with humans, but for God's sake, this is an issue of transportation safety. If a given method of transporting an animal is so unsafe that it would be asinine to imagine transporting a human in said manner, then it should be revised. And if a person is so mentally unsafe as to transport an animal in a way considered asinine period, that person is missing several elements requisite for a president: mercy, humaneness, benevolence, and a thorough understanding of the basic principles of animal rights (which are in no way human rights.)

/You could also be a Fark.com member who doesn't consider any animal rights as valid. If that's the case, feel free to ignore me and go back to sodomizing cattle.

//Amiright?

No, you're not right. Horses, pigs, and cows would be very uncomfortable in car seats.

The Romney dog wasn't harmed by riding on the roof. By all accounts, he enjoyed it.


By "enjoyed it", we mean "explosive diarrhea".
 
2012-06-02 11:00:14 PM  

Yes this is dog: BarkingUnicorn:

The Romney dog wasn't harmed by riding on the roof. By all accounts, he enjoyed it.

By all accounts? Did somebody ask him?


When pressed, he said the ride was "ruff."
 
2012-06-02 11:00:48 PM  

Herr Flick's Revenge: Good thing drug abuse is a victimless crime.


They dont call it "dope" for nothing.
 
2012-06-02 11:01:05 PM  

felching pen: I recommend razing Arizona.


Yeah, we're done here.
 
2012-06-02 11:08:18 PM  

Herr Flick's Revenge: Good thing drug abuse is a victimless crime.


This crime can and has been committed by non-drug users. But don't let that get in the way of your derp.
 
2012-06-02 11:13:57 PM  
Whar Arizona tag, Drew, whar?
 
2012-06-02 11:17:10 PM  

Yes this is dog: BarkingUnicorn:

The Romney dog wasn't harmed by riding on the roof. By all accounts, he enjoyed it.

By all accounts? Did somebody ask him?


*Looks at handle.*

Could you ask him, please?
 
2012-06-02 11:22:07 PM  

Last Man on Earth: Sgygus: Dogs, of course, are another matter ;)

Done in one.


Or done to crispy golden perfection if its somebody else we're talking about.
 
2012-06-02 11:28:19 PM  
Ya know, a few heavy duty magnets and the kid would be safe from second hand smoke.
 
2012-06-02 11:29:21 PM  

Mega Steve: You never leave a man behind!!!


DAMMIT.

/H.I., ain't we got enough to deal with?

Epicfarker: Whar Arizona tag, Drew, whar?


Also, this.
 
2012-06-02 11:31:06 PM  
Screw it, now this is just a Raising Arizona quote thread.

...and when there was no meat, we ate fowl and when there was no fowl, we ate crawdad and when there was no crawdad to be found, we ate sand.

You ate what?

We ate sand.

You ate SAND?

That's right!

/just like makin' popcorn
 
2012-06-02 11:34:48 PM  
I also just realized I say "it's self-contained and fairly explanatory" at least a few times a week, and just remembered where it came from. Heh.

/I also say "you never want to do any cunning plans or crazy capers!" once a week too, but at least I remember where that came from
//work has been simultaneously annoying and weird lately
 
2012-06-02 11:38:25 PM  
 
2012-06-02 11:42:15 PM  
Stomp that dumbass till she's smart.
 
2012-06-02 11:52:28 PM  
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"Heard any good jokes lately?"
 
2012-06-03 12:06:37 AM  
Dammit!
Needed to go to bed.
Then I thought, "Oh well, I'll take one last look at Fark".
Shiat, now I have that damn song stuck in my head!

/ Might as well go play the movie, I won't be able to go to sleep now anyway.

//Thanks subby!

/// And yes, btw, I do think round is funny.
 
2012-06-03 12:11:10 AM  
i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-06-03 12:37:10 AM  
The Jackass skit where Johnny Knoxville used to do this was hysterical
 
2012-06-03 12:37:57 AM  
How is babby vroomed?
 
2012-06-03 12:51:14 AM  
I might, but im a pretty terrible person. Probably not though, even i have my limits.

One time though i saw a kid on those farking wheely shoes completely biff it into a clothing rack at a store. I laughed so hard other people were staring at me.
 
2012-06-03 01:15:18 AM  
Phoenix Fire Department officials found the baby and took him to a local hospital. He was "perfectly OK," said Officer James Holmes, spokesman for Phoenix police.

So no problem, then? What's the big deal here?
Why do you think we even HAVE child safety seats?
 
2012-06-03 01:34:36 AM  
i.azcentral.com

Pinkie Pie, you are so random.
 
2012-06-03 01:51:29 AM  

Sgygus: Dogs, of course, are another matter ;)


Shut it down, done in one.

/hit the lights, someone
 
2012-06-03 02:32:14 AM  

basemetal: Nobody?


Well, I would have, after I knew the baby was okay.
 
2012-06-03 02:37:18 AM  

Hand Banana: [i.azcentral.com image 298x264]

Pinkie Pie, you are so random.


And that's why the Cakes were so leery of letting her babysit.
 
2012-06-03 03:23:31 AM  
Is Romney at it again?
 
2012-06-03 04:47:09 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: I don't know, is there video footage of it, preferably with Benny Hill music dubbed over it?


If there is then I could laught about it because the Benny Hill theme makes everything funny. Now I gotta go to youtube and look up videos with the theme song now. Thanks.
 
2012-06-03 07:24:47 AM  

A Non Amos: Of course, if she put the baby in a nice, safe, dog crate that was carefully secured to the roof of the car, and made sure to leash up the baby, all would be well. I mean, the worst thing that could happen would be diarrhea.
I don't side with farkers who put animals on par with humans, but for God's sake, this is an issue of transportation safety. If a given method of transporting an animal is so unsafe that it would be asinine to imagine transporting a human in said manner, then it should be revised. And if a person is so mentally unsafe as to transport an animal in a way considered asinine period, that person is missing several elements requisite for a president: mercy, humaneness, benevolence, and a thorough understanding of the basic principles of animal rights (which are in no way human rights.)



No disagreements here, but I'd think about Fido riding on the roof before he got 6 hours@35,000 feet in an
unpressurized cargo hold....
 
2012-06-03 08:02:28 AM  

Hand Banana: [i.azcentral.com image 298x264]

Pinkie Pie, you are so random.


img225.imageshack.us

Pink is Arizona's state color.
 
2012-06-03 08:16:25 AM  

Herr Flick's Revenge: Good thing drug abuse is a victimless crime.


Blaming drugs for the actions of a stupid person is like blaming your keyboard for that post.
 
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