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(Daily Mail)   "He said that he filmed the pair for twenty minutes and the couple 'didn't care that everyone in my building was staring at them.' "   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 106
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2012-06-02 06:03:45 PM
The mid-20s is a heat wave???? wtf. I realize they are probably talking about °C but cmon now. Mid 20s in celcius is only 80°F or so. Hardly a heat wave.
 
2012-06-02 06:07:07 PM
What two Brits having sex might look like



i1.ytimg.com
 
2012-06-02 06:14:02 PM
xtupload.com
 
2012-06-02 06:18:38 PM

Grables'Daughter: I think that people in this country are just to conservative sexually.

I did this once in a hotel in Chicago. Just opened the windows and had at it. When we were done, there were people applauding, so we bowed. It was awesome.


gee you must be a lot of fun
 
2012-06-02 06:23:34 PM

cats4rent: Grables'Daughter: I think that people in this country are just to conservative sexually.

I did this once in a hotel in Chicago. Just opened the windows and had at it. When we were done, there were people applauding, so we bowed. It was awesome.

gee you must be a lot of fun


I can even capitalize the first letters of my sentences and use proper punctuation.
 
2012-06-02 06:26:21 PM

Grables'Daughter: gee you must be a lot of fun

I can even capitalize the first letters of my sentences and use proper punctuation.


gee 2 (j ). interj. Used to command an animal pulling a load to turn to the right.

Gee, mama, GEE!
 
2012-06-02 06:26:39 PM

Grables'Daughter: I think that people in this country are just to conservative sexually.

I did this once in a hotel in Chicago. Just opened the windows and had at it. When we were done, there were people applauding, so we bowed. It was awesome.


Niiice :) wish i'd been there to see that
 
2012-06-02 06:27:48 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: Grables'Daughter: gee you must be a lot of fun

I can even capitalize the first letters of my sentences and use proper punctuation.

gee 2 (j ). interj. Used to command an animal pulling a load to turn to the right.

Gee, mama, GEE!


LOL and I missed that one.

: )
 
2012-06-02 06:30:00 PM

imprimere: Atomic Spunk: WhippingBoy: Atomic Spunk: WhippingBoy: Why oh why oh why would anybody want to film British people having sex?

[ucup28.hexat.com image 640x960]

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Was it her that was filmed having sex? No. No it wasn't.

You said "British people". I showed British people. Do you have a learning disability of some sort?

To be fair, you showed British rarities.


TO be accurate they are only showing hot british women. There is a reason that any request for attractive brits will only generate women.

Also they have tiny penises.
 
2012-06-02 06:31:56 PM

Alternately

xtupload.com
 
2012-06-02 06:32:35 PM

Grables'Daughter: cats4rent: Grables'Daughter: I think that people in this country are just to conservative sexually.

I did this once in a hotel in Chicago. Just opened the windows and had at it. When we were done, there were people applauding, so we bowed. It was awesome.

gee you must be a lot of fun

I can even capitalize the first letters of my sentences and use proper punctuation.


You are really gonna go there? Aren't you being a bit too hypocritical?
 
2012-06-02 06:32:40 PM

archichris: imprimere: Atomic Spunk: WhippingBoy: Atomic Spunk: WhippingBoy: Why oh why oh why would anybody want to film British people having sex?

[ucup28.hexat.com image 640x960]

[i1-news.softpedia-static.com image 350x456]

Was it her that was filmed having sex? No. No it wasn't.

You said "British people". I showed British people. Do you have a learning disability of some sort?

To be fair, you showed British rarities.

TO be accurate they are only showing hot british women. There is a reason that any request for attractive brits will only generate women.

Also they have tiny penises.



It's true, British women do have tiny penises.
 
2012-06-02 06:33:37 PM
20 Minutes!?!

Sir, I salute you.
 
2012-06-02 06:36:42 PM

But since this is in England, this is probably closer to what he said

xtupload.com
 
2012-06-02 06:39:32 PM
I've done this. A Friend had her bedroom window facing the neighbor's kitchen, never closed the blinds on either side. I've also been on the other end, setting up a PZT camera in a used car lot and while testing the capabilities, found sex occuring in a nearby office.

tl;dr: Sex is fun. The uptight ought to get over it.
 
2012-06-02 06:40:30 PM

archichris: There is a reason that any request for attractive brits will only generate women.

Also they have tiny penises.


Would post pictures of David Beckham and Pierce Brosnan, but I'm too lazy. Also, I have no idea how big their penises are.
 
2012-06-02 06:41:54 PM
Seems obvious to me, they knew they were being watched and were putting on a show.

Happens all the time.
 
2012-06-02 06:44:20 PM
Wow, people had sex. Thanks for the worthless article.
 
2012-06-02 06:55:02 PM

Kome: FloydA: Friday saw temperatures soar to the mid-twenties as Britain entered a heat wave.


Odd way to end the story.

Makes sense. It was getting hot in there, so they took off all their clothes.


files.dosomething.org

"U MAD BRO!"
 
2012-06-02 07:06:05 PM
What a trashy news rag. Jeez. Every article from this source is pure, unadulturated grabage.

But I still click and read.
 
2012-06-02 07:16:06 PM
celebskin.com

Who needs porn when ya can look out the window
 
2012-06-02 07:18:10 PM

dopekitty74: Grables'Daughter: I think that people in this country are just to conservative sexually.

I did this once in a hotel in Chicago. Just opened the windows and had at it. When we were done, there were people applauding, so we bowed. It was awesome.

Niiice :) wish i'd been there to see that


Niiice. :) Wish I'd been there to participate in that.
 
2012-06-02 07:24:12 PM

Occam's Disposable Razor: The comments on that site make me glad for the stimulating and civil discourse we take for granted here on Fark.

FTFC:
"I dare him to try to do this in places like Dubai.

- anon, london uk, 31/5/2012 13:02"

Yeah! How dare these two people do something exciting and fun! Assholes should be miserable like everyone is supposed to be. They should have to live in a backwards ass theocracy where you can get killed for performing basic human functions.


This from the citizens of the most surveiled country in the world.
 
2012-06-02 07:33:32 PM
Is this how you British celebrate the Queen's Jubilee?
 
2012-06-02 07:40:00 PM
t1.gstatic.com
 
2012-06-02 07:40:01 PM
This is an OUTRAGE

They should be tarred and feathered and shamed.
 
2012-06-02 07:41:29 PM

Grables'Daughter: I think that people in this country are just to conservative sexually.

I did this once in a hotel in Chicago. Just opened the windows and had at it. When we were done, there were people applauding, so we bowed. It was awesome.



i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-06-02 07:44:48 PM

Grables'Daughter: I think that people in this country are just to conservative sexually.

I did this once in a hotel in Chicago. Just opened the windows and had at it. When we were done, there were people applauding,


Because it was over?
 
2012-06-02 07:48:44 PM
love that closing line
 
2012-06-02 07:58:39 PM

Dreyelle: Is this how you British celebrate the Queen's Jubilee?


i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-02 08:09:57 PM

Grables'Daughter: I think that people in this country are just to conservative sexually.

I did this once in a hotel in Chicago. Just opened the windows and had at it. When we were done, there were people applauding, so we bowed. It was awesome.


Could always try putting a hat out, end up starting a whole new breed of street (or near-street) performers... Until the obvious arrest, then the media and Fark would turn you into a somewhat dubious superhero...
 
2012-06-02 08:16:43 PM
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wademh: Grables'Daughter: I think that people in this country are just to conservative sexually.

I did this once in a hotel in Chicago. Just opened the windows and had at it. When we were done, there were people applauding,

Because it was over?


I would also have allowed, "what is the sound of many one hands clapping?"
 
2012-06-02 08:24:22 PM
Maybe one day we'll grow up as a species and stop thinking sex is evil, sinful, dirty, destroying children, and other nonsense.

But I doubt it.
 
2012-06-02 08:38:30 PM

Grables'Daughter: I did this once in a hotel in Chicago. Just opened the windows and had at it. When we were done, there were people applauding, so we bowed. It was awesome.


You only thought that was the sound of applause.

/There are other sounds of flesh going ska-plock on flesh that sound like applause.
//This is a well-known thing.
 
2012-06-02 08:42:19 PM

Grables'Daughter: I think that people in this country are just to conservative sexually.

I did this once in a hotel in Chicago. Just opened the windows and had at it. When we were done, there were people applauding, so we bowed. It was awesome.



[Note to self: When booking at Chicago hotels, request an exterior suite with a good view of the neighborhood. Bring binoculars and camera.]
 
2012-06-02 09:12:25 PM

Keizer_Ghidorah: Maybe one day we'll grow up as a species and stop thinking sex is evil, sinful, dirty, destroying children, and other nonsense.

But I doubt it.


How did this turn into a sex is shameful thread? I will ask you this though; if your neighbors constantly boned in their big bay, front window, would you be OK with it? How 'bout if you have kids? How 'bout if your neighbors are extremely fat and unattractive?
 
2012-06-02 09:33:10 PM
img225.imageshack.us
 
2012-06-02 09:52:38 PM

imprimere: Keizer_Ghidorah: Maybe one day we'll grow up as a species and stop thinking sex is evil, sinful, dirty, destroying children, and other nonsense.

But I doubt it.

How did this turn into a sex is shameful thread? I will ask you this though; if your neighbors constantly boned in their big bay, front window, would you be OK with it? How 'bout if you have kids? How 'bout if your neighbors are extremely fat and unattractive?


Considering the comments from the article and how everyone makes a big damn deal of it.

-It wouldn't bother me.
-They'd be taught about sex and that it's not something that's evil and sinful and shameful and etc etc. It's a natural process that humans do, it creates life, and it's fun. I'll tell them to be a bit more discreet than the neighbors, though.
-I'd have the TV set where my back is to the window.
 
2012-06-02 09:53:13 PM

herrDrFarkenstein: I would also have allowed, "what is the sound of many one hands clapping?"


Fap?
 
2012-06-02 09:55:37 PM

dmars: What two Brits having sex might look like


There we are.

/well done.
 
2012-06-02 10:18:37 PM

Keizer_Ghidorah: imprimere: Keizer_Ghidorah: Maybe one day we'll grow up as a species and stop thinking sex is evil, sinful, dirty, destroying children, and other nonsense.

But I doubt it.

How did this turn into a sex is shameful thread? I will ask you this though; if your neighbors constantly boned in their big bay, front window, would you be OK with it? How 'bout if you have kids? How 'bout if your neighbors are extremely fat and unattractive?

Considering the comments from the article and how everyone makes a big damn deal of it.

-It wouldn't bother me.
-They'd be taught about sex and that it's not something that's evil and sinful and shameful and etc etc. It's a natural process that humans do, it creates life, and it's fun. I'll tell them to be a bit more discreet than the neighbors, though.
-I'd have the TV set where my back is to the window.


So, by that logic, you'd vote for a law to abolish all public indecency with regards to nakedness and sex acts?

"Can you tell me where the spaghetti sauce is?"
"It's on isle 5. Just go past the couple having sex by the chips display and turn right by the old man jacking off."
"Ah, thanks!"
 
2012-06-02 10:35:48 PM

imprimere: Keizer_Ghidorah: imprimere: Keizer_Ghidorah: Maybe one day we'll grow up as a species and stop thinking sex is evil, sinful, dirty, destroying children, and other nonsense.

But I doubt it.

How did this turn into a sex is shameful thread? I will ask you this though; if your neighbors constantly boned in their big bay, front window, would you be OK with it? How 'bout if you have kids? How 'bout if your neighbors are extremely fat and unattractive?

Considering the comments from the article and how everyone makes a big damn deal of it.

-It wouldn't bother me.
-They'd be taught about sex and that it's not something that's evil and sinful and shameful and etc etc. It's a natural process that humans do, it creates life, and it's fun. I'll tell them to be a bit more discreet than the neighbors, though.
-I'd have the TV set where my back is to the window.

So, by that logic, you'd vote for a law to abolish all public indecency with regards to nakedness and sex acts?

"Can you tell me where the spaghetti sauce is?"
"It's on isle 5. Just go past the couple having sex by the chips display and turn right by the old man jacking off."
"Ah, thanks!"


Long as they're not doing it on top of the food, in the drinking water, or where they'll be crushed by vehicles or other heavy machinery, sure. It'll also have the effect of making sex mundane and less common.
 
2012-06-02 10:42:07 PM
Meanwhile in Florida:

i512.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-02 10:42:32 PM

Keizer_Ghidorah: It'll also have the effect of making sex mundane and less common.


So, that's your real goal then. Gotcha.
 
2012-06-02 10:56:01 PM

Spiralmonkey: HotIgneous Intruder: Dude with the video cam gets arrested or sued in 3, 2, 1 ...

/If a dude filmed a couple in their home and put in online, what would be his legal lifespan? How about if he filmed a woman changing clothes or using the toilet or perhaps a guy jacking off?
//Lawyers HO!

I'm guessing that there might be a difference between someone filming your home or changing room, where there is a reasonable expectation of privacy, and filming a brightly lit office without window coverings, especially if you are farking in front of said uncovered window. We need a legal type person to explain.


OK, you asked for it. Disclaimer, IANAL in the UK but will comment based on common law tort principles as to liability for the photographer and paper. Also did not watch the video but assume it is blurred or excerpted. If the photog had posted the whole video on u porno or some such site without permission of the couple, there would be a possible claim against the photog. Instead he went to the paper and they published with the allegation that the couple exposed themselves on purpose. Obviously the paper is the deep pocket for suing purposes, so going that route insulates the photog somewhat from liability. If the standard for the common law tort is the same in Nottingham as in many US states the couple would have to show a shocking or outrageous invasion of their privacy right. The paper decided they are in a good enough position on that to publish. They also know a suit would bring further attention to the couple whom they have not so far identified in print.

As for the sheriff of Nottingham going after Maid Marianne and her paramour, many jurisdictions have criminal laws prohibiting public lewdness that apply even where public nudity is permitted or tolerated. In this case though it is hard to see a criminal charge because they were in the office, they can say they were not in public and were unaware people could see them.

//What odds against the couple emerging from anonymity, releasing the video and springboarding to a reality show?
 
2012-06-02 10:56:26 PM
Friday saw temperatures soar to the mid-twenties as Britain entered a heat wave.

Now lets go to Johnny for the traffic report.
 
2012-06-02 11:08:30 PM

Grables'Daughter: I think that people in this country are just to conservative sexually.

I did this once in a hotel in Chicago. Just opened the windows and had at it. When we were done, there were people applauding, so we bowed. It was awesome.


Id watch that video!
 
2012-06-02 11:38:33 PM

DjangoStonereaver: Kome: FloydA: Friday saw temperatures soar to the mid-twenties as Britain entered a heat wave.


Odd way to end the story.

Makes sense. It was getting hot in there, so they took off all their clothes.



"U MAD BRO!"


Someone please explain why he had a piece of what looks like medical tape on his cheek for like a year. Someone. Anyone. Anyone with a logical reason.

Yeah, I read this- "a couple had sex. A perv filmed it. Then a dustbin is knocked over in Shaftsbrie. More news at 11"

NOT NEWS.
 
2012-06-03 12:16:40 AM

imprimere: Keizer_Ghidorah: It'll also have the effect of making sex mundane and less common.

So, that's your real goal then. Gotcha.


Hey, married people have to suffer it, let's spread the misery.
 
2012-06-03 01:04:55 AM

hawnkane86: Who needs porn when ya can look out the window


Have you seen my neighbors?

/Shirley, they would say the same about me
 
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