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(Some Guy)   Student wants to learn about agriculture. Smokin' hot teacher lets him plough her field   ( divider line
    More: Sick, smokin, Merced County, mandatory reporting, farming, flight risk, students, Future Farmers of America, teachers  
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33085 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Jun 2012 at 6:12 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-06-02 02:29:01 PM  
2 votes:
You really need to get out more, subby.
2012-06-02 07:07:15 PM  
1 vote:
Trying to find the victim in this story....
2012-06-02 07:00:56 PM  
1 vote:
Yes, it is inappropriate.
Should she go to jail for it? Not unless he testifies that he was pressured into it. If he says he started it and pursued her, terminate her job but don't put her in jail.
The same should go for men.

I'm tired of my tax dollars going to lock up citizens who haven't hurt anybody.

Of course, he could be lying. But that's life - if you get yourself into an inappropriate relationship be prepared to have your future hang on the word of a kid.
2012-06-02 06:38:14 PM  
1 vote:
Was he promised forty acres and a mule?

/at least he got the mule...
2012-06-02 06:35:08 PM  
1 vote:
"Detectives also found a series of love letters which may have been from the boy and handcuffs."

Sometimes you have to re-read something, to get the idea. No matter how many times I re-read this sentence, it still sounds like the handcuffs had something to do with the love letters.

My befuddles you can have them too!
2012-06-02 06:30:37 PM  
1 vote:

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: HotIgneous Intruder: "the boy said the defendant had a purple vibrator"

You go, boy.

Purple Vibrator was my favorite band in college.

Like This???
2012-06-02 06:19:37 PM  
1 vote:
That's a really rough 27. I would have guessed 40.
2012-06-02 05:50:47 PM  
1 vote:
Mugshots should be full-body shots. And in the nude.
2012-06-02 05:05:35 PM  
1 vote:
Lies make baby Jesus cry.
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