Begoggle: "Smokin' hot"

HAHAHA! Well done, submitter and mods! SUPER FUNNEEE as always!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA

You must be new he...

Oh. You've seen this one play out before a bunch of times, I guess.

/gets you every time, though!

walkerhound: Begoggle: "Smokin' hot"

HAHAHA! Well done, submitter and mods! SUPER FUNNEEE as always!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA

You must be new he...

Oh. You've seen this one play out before a bunch of times, I guess.

/gets you every time, though!

I'm not sure why I even click anymore. But I always do.

They changed the pictures on the link in the article to someone hot. Try it again.

I do love emo pouty lips on women. But not on plow horses.

duenor: The same should go for men.

Good luck with that one.

Double standards proliferate, especially when gender is involved.

It's why an older woman can say "I'm going out with my girlfriends" and no one thinks of sapphic shenanigans, but when I say "I'm going to look at antiques with my boyfriends in New Hope" everyone assumes I'm a homersexual.

Overall, I'm happy being a dude, but I know I have some disadvantages. For example, I will always have to buy my own drinks, and if I ever wind up in family court, I will be treated less than fairly. But that's okay, because I get paid slightly more than a female doing the exact same thing and I don't have to put up with monthly cycles or stalkers.

Trying to find the victim in this story....

aiiee: You really need to get out more, subby.

AMEN!
"Smokin' hot"??? EEK!
(What's wrong with Farkin' though?)

RedVentrue: StinkyFiddlewinks: I'd hit that at 15. Along with everything with two legs and breathing.

If you are getting it on a regular basis from 15-17, why the hell are you gonna say anything to anyone?

Something else must have happened.

Are you kidding you're going to be telling EVERYONE!

WHAR smokin' hot teacher, WHAR????

Mackenzie Phillips is looking much healthier these days.

imprimere: That's a shriveler!

Pluff, Ploo?

AbbeySomeone: Sex farm woman?

"Sex, Farm Woman!" is more accurate, but yeah.

freetomato: Mackenzie Phillips is looking much healthier these days.

I was going to mention this lady banged her dad way back too when he was in the Mamas and Papas.

stiletto_the_wise: Trying to find the victim in this story....

Well, at least he can check bestiality off the 'ol bucket list.

/came for "hotness" left with eyes on fire
//unsatisfied

I actually like most memes on Fark but for the love of Christ can we STOP FARKING WITH THE HOT TEACHER MEME!!!

....pokin' her hay.

AbbeySomeone: Sex farm woman?

She clearly didnt study much at biatch school.

Aren't dildos still illegal in Texas? That was probably the clincher for popo.

Without clicking on the link or reading the thread:


/am I rite?

We really need to establish some guidlines between:

Smoking Hot
Hot
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Meh
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DIAF

stiletto_the_wise: Trying to find the victim in this story....

tHIS.

And by "smokin' hot", I assume you mean "recently extinguished while on fire."

stiletto_the_wise: Trying to find the victim in this story....

Uh... try everyone who clicked on the link, maybe???

/sheesh

Callous: That's a really rough 27. I would have guessed 40.

Thats what I thought too.

I suspect the water in teachers lounges are being spiked with something hinky. This is becoming nearly a daily occurence in the news of teachers and their frisky business.

Come on, she's pretty hot. I'd take her out for a nice seafood dinner.

Smokin' hot = DIAF, am I right?

/Died in a fire

The_Gallant_Gallstone: But that's okay, because I get paid slightly more than a female doing the exact same thing and I don't have to put up with monthly cycles or stalkers.

Don't forget your dry cleaning is cheaper, and 4-5 pairs of shoes are all you really need.

Sighs, how many times do i have to say it? Never write anything down, no texts, no pictures, deny, deny, deny.

/noobs.

He was under the legal age in every state in the US, so I guess I should be angry.

Rah. Anger. Outrage. Lucky bastage.

Why is this a crime?

Smoking hot? No. Have I picked up worse? Hells ya. At 15, I would have run off a batch to her, let alone get a regular service. My question on all of these teacher/student relationships is what about the teachers sig other (boyfriend or husband)? How farked up does he get? Let alone her 6 year old kid.

"In the event of a dildo, we have to use the indefinite article 'a dildo', never 'your dildo'"

Odd... screwing a student wasn't on her calendar. (pops, at least until the high school pulls it)

Jizz Master Zero: Wasn't she in Men in Black?

"It's like he was wearin' a suit. An...Eggar suit."

YES! I knew she looked like someone I'd seen in a movie. I was thinking Frau Verbissne from Austin Powers, but you nailed it.

Dig your screen name, BTW. "Ohh, Orgazmo!" "And CHODA Boy!"

poonesfarm: Matthew Keene: [origin.kaboodle.com image 300x300]


State's evidence.

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"Young lady, are you aware of the penal codes in this state?"

"We mean no harm to your planet! We mean no harm to your planet!"

ko_kyi: The_Gallant_Gallstone: But that's okay, because I get paid slightly more than a female doing the exact same thing and I don't have to put up with monthly cycles or stalkers.
Don't forget your dry cleaning is cheaper, and 4-5 two pairs of shoes are all you really need.

FTFY

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Come on, she's pretty hot. I'd take her out for a nice seafood dinner.

"And NEVER call her back AGAIN!"

I don't believe half of these stories. It is too easy for any of these kids to get any adult locked up with a sexual allegation.
He described a tattoo on her ankle.
Un hnn that can be seen by anyone.
She has a purple vibrator.
Hmm, so while she trusted you to be in her home you rooted through her personal belongings and when she wouldn't give it up you became retalitory.

Wait, the teacher is female? 'niiiiicccce'

Mr. Kamei unavailable for comment
/don't be koi