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(Some Guy)   Student wants to learn about agriculture. Smokin' hot teacher lets him plough her field   (mercedsunstar.com) divider line 105
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2012-06-02 02:29:01 PM
You really need to get out more, subby.
 
2012-06-02 05:05:35 PM
Lies make baby Jesus cry.
 
2012-06-02 05:13:35 PM
Sex farm woman?
 
2012-06-02 05:28:25 PM
Yep. You tricked us into clicking the link; we are easy prey. I hope it was worth the cost to your soul, subby.
 
2012-06-02 05:34:11 PM
Damn you subby. Oh well, link is already clicked. *ziiiip*
 
2012-06-02 05:50:47 PM
Mugshots should be full-body shots. And in the nude.
 
2012-06-02 06:15:07 PM
Hey I'm not so quick to judge. I'll wait to see the body first.
 
2012-06-02 06:16:11 PM
Someone needs to turn that frown upside down!
 
2012-06-02 06:17:50 PM
Working on a sex farm
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
Poking your hay
 
2012-06-02 06:18:22 PM
i.imgur.com

With such great photos, why WOULDN'T I click for more!?
 
2012-06-02 06:19:37 PM
That's a really rough 27. I would have guessed 40.
 
2012-06-02 06:20:11 PM
She's about as smokin' hot as i am. When standing inside a farking inferno.

/Why do we do this to each other?
 
2012-06-02 06:20:17 PM

born_yesterday: Yep. You tricked us into clicking the link; we are easy prey. I hope it was worth the cost to your soul, subby.


Any headline that contains 'smokin hot' is suspect...
 
2012-06-02 06:20:33 PM
The Sick tag was the give-away... that and the "smoking hot" bit.
 
2012-06-02 06:20:48 PM
That's a shriveler!

media.mercedsunstar.com
 
2012-06-02 06:20:56 PM
Plowed her field...
Planted his seed...
I wonder if he got to drill the back forty?
 
2012-06-02 06:22:11 PM
Was anyone else from her band The Heartbreakers arrested?

/ I Need To Know
 
2012-06-02 06:22:17 PM
FTA

The slender Merced resident and mother of a 6-year-old was expressionless as court bailiffs led her away in handcuffs.

It's good to know that the kid wasnt boinkin a chunk.

Now that would be sick.
 
2012-06-02 06:22:27 PM
I'm disappointed in the relative scarcity of girl-on-girl school sexual incidents.
 
2012-06-02 06:22:29 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-02 06:22:52 PM
FTA: Over time, the boy developed "strong feelings" for the defendant, and eventually leaned in and kissed her while the two were doing yardwork together
The little bastard set her up.
 
2012-06-02 06:23:43 PM

Brick-House: Plowed her field...
Planted his seed...
I wonder if he got to drill the back forty?


Great one, kudos to you!
 
2012-06-02 06:24:01 PM
"the boy said the defendant had a purple vibrator"

You go, boy.
 
2012-06-02 06:24:14 PM
I just called my wife and told her not to bother with picking up the champagne on her way home tonight because some jerk on the internet just killed my libido.
 
2012-06-02 06:24:46 PM
Ya know, "Plowing field" is a metaphor that was recorded in Antigone by Sophocles, circa 440 BC. It's an old old ooooolllllld school bit of slang.

/Nay, there are other fields for him to plough
 
2012-06-02 06:25:17 PM

NateAsbestos: [i.imgur.com image 640x465]

With such great photos, why WOULDN'T I click for more!?


It did that for me as well, then I reloaded the page and it was fine.
 
2012-06-02 06:27:15 PM
Smokin' hot as in killing it with fire, subby?
 
2012-06-02 06:27:34 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: "the boy said the defendant had a purple vibrator"

You go, boy.


Purple Vibrator was my favorite band in college.
 
2012-06-02 06:28:22 PM
Wasn't she in Men in Black?

"It's like he was wearin' a suit. An...Eggar suit."
 
2012-06-02 06:30:00 PM
origin.kaboodle.com


State's evidence.
 
2012-06-02 06:30:37 PM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: HotIgneous Intruder: "the boy said the defendant had a purple vibrator"

You go, boy.

Purple Vibrator was my favorite band in college.



Like This???
 
2012-06-02 06:31:12 PM
4-H and ana FFA
On a field trip to the farm
Me and friend sneak off behind
This big old barn
 
2012-06-02 06:32:19 PM
I'm just glad this sex-crazed monster is off the streets. I mean, who takes advantage of a child like that?

/*sigh*
 
2012-06-02 06:33:50 PM
Meh. I can't use my "You're braver than I thought" photo for this one. I wouldn't high-five him but...meh.
 
2012-06-02 06:35:08 PM
"Detectives also found a series of love letters which may have been from the boy and handcuffs."

Sometimes you have to re-read something, to get the idea. No matter how many times I re-read this sentence, it still sounds like the handcuffs had something to do with the love letters.

My befuddles you can have them too!
 
2012-06-02 06:36:35 PM

imprimere: That's a shriveler!

[media.mercedsunstar.com image 327x325]


woof!
 
2012-06-02 06:38:14 PM
Was he promised forty acres and a mule?

/at least he got the mule...
 
2012-06-02 06:39:31 PM
I'd hit that at 15. Along with everything with two legs and breathing.
 
2012-06-02 06:39:48 PM
Sounds like she was teaching him pretty well.
 
2012-06-02 06:44:19 PM
Does she have a big chaw going in that lip?

Silly farmers and their chewin' tobaccy.
 
2012-06-02 06:44:21 PM
she looks like her "link" has been clicked way too many times already
 
2012-06-02 06:46:29 PM
"Smokin' hot"

HAHAHA! Well done, submitter and mods! SUPER FUNNEEE as always!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2012-06-02 06:47:37 PM

Matthew Keene: [origin.kaboodle.com image 300x300]


State's evidence.


i6.photobucket.com

"Young lady, are you aware of the penal codes in this state?"
 
2012-06-02 06:49:35 PM
You cannot plough a field by turning it over in your mind.
 
2012-06-02 06:50:39 PM

StinkyFiddlewinks: I'd hit that at 15. Along with everything with two legs and breathing.


If you are getting it on a regular basis from 15-17, why the hell are you gonna say anything to anyone?

Something else must have happened.
 
2012-06-02 06:51:04 PM
eabod, subby.

Here's to all the super hot teachers we've had.

Ms Robinson, Ms Gagnon, and Ms Fiorillo. Schwing!
 
2012-06-02 06:52:53 PM

Grables'Daughter: NateAsbestos: [i.imgur.com image 640x465]

With such great photos, why WOULDN'T I click for more!?

It did that for me as well, then I reloaded the page and it was fine.


Yeah it worked after I clicked. But... honestly, I liked it better the first way. Yeesh
 
2012-06-02 06:58:28 PM

NateAsbestos: [i.imgur.com image 640x465]

With such great photos, why WOULDN'T I click for more!?


Dang tricked again! The full view is just, well worse!
 
2012-06-02 07:00:56 PM
Yes, it is inappropriate.
Should she go to jail for it? Not unless he testifies that he was pressured into it. If he says he started it and pursued her, terminate her job but don't put her in jail.
The same should go for men.

I'm tired of my tax dollars going to lock up citizens who haven't hurt anybody.

Of course, he could be lying. But that's life - if you get yourself into an inappropriate relationship be prepared to have your future hang on the word of a kid.
 
2012-06-02 07:01:53 PM
DAMN! Read that photo caption as "lick for more photos"

/cleaning monitor now.
 
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