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(SFGate)   Dum-dums raid snack shop, cheez-it before the cops come, but leave mounds of wrappers behind, allowing police to sound the bugles. Will soon enjoy other prisoners' fun dips and goo-goo clusters. Nerds   (sfgate.com) divider line 25
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2012-06-02 01:35:24 PM  
*snickers*
 
2012-06-02 01:41:07 PM  
Yeah, that headline was worth a giggle.
 
2012-06-02 02:05:30 PM  
Goobers
 
2012-06-02 02:59:43 PM  
chuckles
 
2012-06-02 03:00:20 PM  
Now hoping cell mates aren't jumbo choco-diles.

/sorry
 
2012-06-02 03:05:11 PM  
He's got zero chance of freedom with a bail set at 100 grand, hope he doesn't drop the soap with his butterfingers else he'll not be a very jolly rancher.
 
2012-06-02 03:05:58 PM  
Uhhh...Milky Way! No wait.........Salted Nut Roll. oh forget it.
 
2012-06-02 03:11:45 PM  

CravenMorehead: Uhhh...Milky Way! No wait.........Salted Nut Roll. oh forget it.


*snerk* salted nut roll sounds like something a man would call his junk
 
2012-06-02 03:17:16 PM  
You can't blame them, their lives have been down a rocky road.
 
2012-06-02 03:20:48 PM  
They'll have fun when their new cellmate is a Big Hunk and rams his Gobstopper Twix their buttocks. Perhaps he'll even drop a Pecan Log on their chests for good measure.
 
Slu
2012-06-02 03:24:19 PM  
I thought the headline was a bit too over the top.
 
2012-06-02 03:27:35 PM  

Slu: I thought the headline was a bit too over the top.


Your mom was on top last night
 
2012-06-02 03:28:04 PM  

kiwimoogle84: CravenMorehead: Uhhh...Milky Way! No wait.........Salted Nut Roll. oh forget it.

*snerk* salted nut roll sounds like something a man would call his junk


Fun dip.
 
2012-06-02 03:32:10 PM  
Spotted dick?
 
2012-06-02 03:34:42 PM  
Well done , subby! Make sure no one slips you the Butterfinger.
 
2012-06-02 03:41:26 PM  

Slu: I thought the headline was a bit too over the top.


Well I'm glad you can't vote then, because this headline is full of win

/not subby
 
2012-06-02 03:43:28 PM  
In prison he can charge people to cram Swiss Rolls up his Hershey highway.
 
2012-06-02 03:50:41 PM  

farkstallone55: In prison he can charge people to cram Swiss Rolls up his Hershey highway.


Are you saying there is a danger of getting someone's Almond Joy right between the Mounds?
 
2012-06-02 03:53:14 PM  
Thus alleviating my concern that if i submit a headline with too many puns it will never be greenlit.

Pretty good headline, subby.

/not subby
//my overly punny headlines never get greenlit
 
2012-06-02 04:21:44 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: farkstallone55: In prison he can charge people to cram Swiss Rolls up his Hershey highway.

Are you saying there is a danger of getting someone's Almond Joy right between the Mounds?


To a degree. What I'm really trying to convey is that since he is going to get prison raped anyways, that he should charge his fellow felons to poke him in the pooper. He'll have a carton of cigarettes in no time.
 
2012-06-02 04:39:07 PM  
Headline gave me the jujubees.
 
IP
2012-06-02 04:44:21 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Slu: I thought the headline was a bit too over the top.

Your mom was on top last night


*snort*
 
2012-06-02 05:41:12 PM  
Did they try to get away in one of those....uhhh....
whachamacallit?
 
2012-06-02 07:00:28 PM  
Oh Henry.....
 
2012-06-03 10:01:58 PM  
www.jimpoz.com

I also have some dim-dims. You use this word, dum-dums? The bullets that make the head explode?
 
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