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(Some Guy)   You know how sometimes you're at the lake in your spacesuit and you start craving pizza and a Pegasus suddenly delivers some from a Pizza Hut on a floating iceberg? I love it when that happens   ( divider line
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2012-06-02 01:22:13 PM  
12 votes:
That has never happened to me. Usually, when I'm at a lake, dressed in a space suit, I just kill a time lord.
2012-06-02 02:36:51 PM  
4 votes:
Does liking pizza from a halfway decent pizza joint (or at least a poppa john's, ffs) make me a foodie? Dominoes tastes like corn, and Pizza Hut is just crappy.

Flying horses floating on icebergs is no basis for distribution of pizzas. Supreme edible satisfaction derives from a bong hit of the grasses, not some farsical aquatic ceremony.
2012-06-02 04:22:01 PM  
2 votes:
And this little cutie will bring you breakfast from (where else?) IHOP

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2012-06-02 02:54:45 PM  
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FTL really trivializes the 30 minute deliver time.
2012-06-02 07:36:33 PM  
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I said no anchovies!

Next time, send the Pegasus.
2012-06-02 03:01:12 PM  
1 vote:

Chariset: Lies. That flying horse is not carrying pizza.

Not lies. You just don't know where it is carrying the pizza.
2012-06-02 02:50:34 PM  
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2012-06-02 02:34:41 PM  
1 vote:
With a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
2012-06-02 02:32:25 PM  
1 vote:
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