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(Some Guy)   You know how sometimes you're at the lake in your spacesuit and you start craving pizza and a Pegasus suddenly delivers some from a Pizza Hut on a floating iceberg? I love it when that happens   (cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com) divider line 60
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2012-06-02 11:38:12 AM
Pizza Hut? Really? Shows what flying horses know about pizza.
 
2012-06-02 12:11:10 PM
Lies. That flying horse is not carrying pizza.
 
2012-06-02 01:22:13 PM
That has never happened to me. Usually, when I'm at a lake, dressed in a space suit, I just kill a time lord.
 
2012-06-02 01:49:33 PM
This is what makes America great. God bless you all.
 
2012-06-02 02:07:41 PM
I usually get the Greek pizza when I order from Pegasus.
 
2012-06-02 02:16:25 PM

AbbeySomeone: I usually get the Greek pizza when I order from Pegasus.


Is that what they're calling Greek-style on BackPage these days? Learn something new every day!
 
2012-06-02 02:32:25 PM
 
2012-06-02 02:32:37 PM

NewportBarGuy: AbbeySomeone: I usually get the Greek pizza when I order from Pegasus.

Is that what they're calling Greek-style on BackPage these days? Learn something new every day!


Apparently what we've all learned now is that you troll Backpage for Greek-style.
 
2012-06-02 02:33:30 PM

FloydA: That has never happened to me. Usually, when I'm at a lake, dressed in a space suit, I just kill a time lord.


I don't. It's more fun to watch time collapsing on itself.

//Spoke to Cleopatra
//She said 'put down that gun'.
//I did, eventually.
 
2012-06-02 02:34:41 PM
With a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
 
2012-06-02 02:34:50 PM

propasaurus: NewportBarGuy: AbbeySomeone: I usually get the Greek pizza when I order from Pegasus.

Is that what they're calling Greek-style on BackPage these days? Learn something new every day!

Apparently what we've all learned now is that you troll Backpage for Greek-style.


*changes farkie and giggles
 
2012-06-02 02:36:33 PM
Glad to see has become reddit without the open posting.
 
2012-06-02 02:36:51 PM
Does liking pizza from a halfway decent pizza joint (or at least a poppa john's, ffs) make me a foodie? Dominoes tastes like corn, and Pizza Hut is just crappy.

Flying horses floating on icebergs is no basis for distribution of pizzas. Supreme edible satisfaction derives from a bong hit of the grasses, not some farsical aquatic ceremony.
 
2012-06-02 02:37:22 PM
momsbyheart.net
 
2012-06-02 02:37:39 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: With a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?


You too? It's spreading
 
2012-06-02 02:37:45 PM
I like how fark has become reddit without the open posting.
 
2012-06-02 02:40:54 PM

lockers: Glad to see has become reddit without the open posting.


lockers: I like how fark has become reddit without the open posting.


lockers: Glad to see has become reddit without the open posting.


lockers: I like how fark has become reddit without the open posting.


You sound bitter and angry.
 
2012-06-02 02:42:03 PM
You know how sometimes you're at the lake in your spacesuit

River Song?
 
2012-06-02 02:42:59 PM

AbbeySomeone: I usually get the Greek pizza when I order from Pegasus.


Makes sense, since if you mounted Pegasus, you'd be riding bareback.
 
2012-06-02 02:44:46 PM
That horse has no pizza, unless it's coming to take my order by which I'll tell him to fark off and bring me some lil Cesar's.
 
2012-06-02 02:48:15 PM

FloydA: That has never happened to me. Usually, when I'm at a lake, dressed in a space suit, I just kill a time lord.


damnit, not again Melody
 
2012-06-02 02:48:17 PM
Was this greenlit by accident or something? This isn't even "not news".
 
2012-06-02 02:48:45 PM

lockers: I like how fark has become reddit without the open posting.


I know that feel, bro. =(
 
2012-06-02 02:49:47 PM

lockers: I like how fark has become reddit without the open posting.


I don't.
 
2012-06-02 02:50:34 PM
i291.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-02 02:54:23 PM

Thanks for the Meme-ries: [i291.photobucket.com image 600x401]

Came here to see this
 
2012-06-02 02:54:45 PM
www.freewebs.com

FTL really trivializes the 30 minute deliver time.
 
2012-06-02 02:56:20 PM

Kaiku: Was this greenlit by accident or something? This isn't even "not news".


You must be new here. Welcome.

LeroyBourne: That horse has no pizza, unless it's coming to take my order by which I'll tell him to fark off and bring me some lil Cesar's.


Lil Caesar's is what you eat when you don't have an oven to heat a descent grocery store pizza. Pizza Hut is better, but agreed not even in third place around these parts.
 
2012-06-02 02:56:26 PM

Chariset: Lies. That flying horse is not carrying pizza.


Agreed. I think the pegasus is being more of a cab driver than a pizza delivery boy.
 
2012-06-02 02:57:31 PM

FloydA: That has never happened to me. Usually, when I'm at a lake, dressed in a space suit, I just kill a time lord.


You wouldn't DARE.

/bowties are cool
 
2012-06-02 02:58:51 PM
Is that the new ending for Mass Effect 3? Because I have to say, it's an improvement.
 
2012-06-02 03:00:54 PM

hdhale: AbbeySomeone: I usually get the Greek pizza when I order from Pegasus.

Makes sense, since if you mounted Pegasus, you'd be riding bareback.


Heh. For all farkers outside Seattle - Pegasus is a great pizza place for pizza on Alki. They don't deliver but have fantastic pizza.
 
2012-06-02 03:01:12 PM

Chariset: Lies. That flying horse is not carrying pizza.


Not lies. You just don't know where it is carrying the pizza.
 
2012-06-02 03:04:06 PM
hdhale:

Lil Caesar's is what you eat when you don't have an oven to heat a descent grocery store pizza. Pizza Hut is better, but agreed not even in third place around these parts.

Pizza Hut is too greasy. But the LC 'hot and ready' for $5 is good when I don't even feel like taking the time to heat up my oven. It also makes me wonder either a. what kind of D grade shiat are they putting in there to drive the cost down? or b. Are other pizza shops just a huge rip-off?
 
2012-06-02 03:07:10 PM

LeroyBourne: hdhale:

Lil Caesar's is what you eat when you don't have an oven to heat a descent grocery store pizza. Pizza Hut is better, but agreed not even in third place around these parts.

Pizza Hut is too greasy. But the LC 'hot and ready' for $5 is good when I don't even feel like taking the time to heat up my oven. It also makes me wonder either a. what kind of D grade shiat are they putting in there to drive the cost down? or b. Are other pizza shops just a huge rip-off?


That actally is a very good question
 
2012-06-02 03:07:41 PM
Grr. Now I want a pizza, dammit.
 
2012-06-02 03:10:29 PM

LeroyBourne: hdhale:

Lil Caesar's is what you eat when you don't have an oven to heat a descent grocery store pizza. Pizza Hut is better, but agreed not even in third place around these parts.

Pizza Hut is too greasy. But the LC 'hot and ready' for $5 is good when I don't even feel like taking the time to heat up my oven. It also makes me wonder either a. what kind of D grade shiat are they putting in there to drive the cost down? or b. Are other pizza shops just a huge rip-off?


I physically can't eat there just cause of the name "Hot and Ready"
 
2012-06-02 03:10:46 PM

Wicked Kitty: Grr. Now I want a pizza, dammit.


It's Saturday. Get one, crack a beer, and pull up Netflix. It'll be a good time.
 
2012-06-02 03:10:58 PM

LeroyBourne: hdhale:

Lil Caesar's is what you eat when you don't have an oven to heat a descent grocery store pizza. Pizza Hut is better, but agreed not even in third place around these parts.

Pizza Hut is too greasy. But the LC 'hot and ready' for $5 is good when I don't even feel like taking the time to heat up my oven. It also makes me wonder either a. what kind of D grade shiat are they putting in there to drive the cost down? or b. Are other pizza shops just a huge rip-off?


They make it with stuff that Taco Bell deems "unacceptable".
 
2012-06-02 03:13:29 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: LeroyBourne: hdhale:

Lil Caesar's is what you eat when you don't have an oven to heat a descent grocery store pizza. Pizza Hut is better, but agreed not even in third place around these parts.

Pizza Hut is too greasy. But the LC 'hot and ready' for $5 is good when I don't even feel like taking the time to heat up my oven. It also makes me wonder either a. what kind of D grade shiat are they putting in there to drive the cost down? or b. Are other pizza shops just a huge rip-off?

I physically can't eat there just cause of the name "Hot and Ready"


'Hot and ready' are just a few words that are deep seeded into a male's brain. It cannot be resisted.
 
2012-06-02 03:16:59 PM

BarkingUnicorn: lockers: I like how fark has become reddit without the open posting.

I don't.


Shut up and bring me some pizza
 
2012-06-02 03:18:28 PM

LeroyBourne: hdhale:

Lil Caesar's is what you eat when you don't have an oven to heat a descent grocery store pizza. Pizza Hut is better, but agreed not even in third place around these parts.

Pizza Hut is too greasy. But the LC 'hot and ready' for $5 is good when I don't even feel like taking the time to heat up my oven. It also makes me wonder either a. what kind of D grade shiat are they putting in there to drive the cost down? or b. Are other pizza shops just a huge rip-off?


no delivery drives down costs alot (between half to a third of the employees of a delivery joint and less insurance worries/costs) and they only offer them in cheese or pep, no fresh ingredients to store and/or replenish which cuts costs, Start ordering specialty stuff and you get closer to regular pizza prices.
 
2012-06-02 03:20:01 PM
What kind of party is this?
 
2012-06-02 03:25:33 PM

Digitalstrange: LeroyBourne: hdhale:

Lil Caesar's is what you eat when you don't have an oven to heat a descent grocery store pizza. Pizza Hut is better, but agreed not even in third place around these parts.

Pizza Hut is too greasy. But the LC 'hot and ready' for $5 is good when I don't even feel like taking the time to heat up my oven. It also makes me wonder either a. what kind of D grade shiat are they putting in there to drive the cost down? or b. Are other pizza shops just a huge rip-off?

no delivery drives down costs alot (between half to a third of the employees of a delivery joint and less insurance worries/costs) and they only offer them in cheese or pep, no fresh ingredients to store and/or replenish which cuts costs, Start ordering specialty stuff and you get closer to regular pizza prices.


That makes sense. Sometimes if I have to wait for a fresh one I'll ask them not to cut it. I'll load it up with boom booms and fresh spinach and more cheese. Make em even better.
 
2012-06-02 03:30:46 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: LeroyBourne: hdhale:

Lil Caesar's is what you eat when you don't have an oven to heat a descent grocery store pizza. Pizza Hut is better, but agreed not even in third place around these parts.

Pizza Hut is too greasy. But the LC 'hot and ready' for $5 is good when I don't even feel like taking the time to heat up my oven. It also makes me wonder either a. what kind of D grade shiat are they putting in there to drive the cost down? or b. Are other pizza shops just a huge rip-off?

I physically can't eat there just cause of the name "Hot and Ready"


You kidding me? That might give me MORE incentive :P
 
2012-06-02 03:37:48 PM

tuffsnake: What kind of party is this?


Oh god, please don't let it be an S club party, please please please!
 
2012-06-02 03:47:20 PM
Came here for the doctor and i'm leaving satisfied. Nice to know that fark rarely disappoints.
 
2012-06-02 03:47:38 PM
Needs more ants.

(And melting clocks.)
 
2012-06-02 03:55:56 PM

Thanks for the Meme-ries: [i291.photobucket.com image 600x401]


Well done. I was going to have to post that if someone else hadn't.
 
2012-06-02 04:01:19 PM
Pizza Hut is palatable. Sure, it's not delicacy, but it works in a pinch. Hell, I even like the new Dominos pizza, it actually is much better than the old one. And yes, I'll swing through a LC, just because it's convenient as hell.

Pizza is like beer. Sometimes you want a nice microbrew, sometimes you just want to pound cheap light beer.
 
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