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(Metro)   F***ing Mayor of F***ing town hates F***ing tourists and F***ing prank calls, wants to change F***ing name. "I wanted the name to stay but it's got too much now. The only problem is we need all of the F***ing residents to agree"   (metro.co.uk) divider line 67
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2012-06-02 09:26:59 AM
The mayor sounds like a F***ing good guy.
 
2012-06-02 10:58:20 AM
They should change this to Girl Laying There Motionless for 45 Seconds then Finishing the Job via the Self of Her as this would be the more accurate name for the area.
 
2012-06-02 11:28:55 AM
The German language is weird. What sort of name is F***ing, and since when are asterisks considered letters?
 
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2012-06-02 11:29:01 AM
I see a business opportunity. It's time to expand the word filters to real life.
 
2012-06-02 11:31:41 AM
Ha! Just got the tourist pictures there three months ago. It's really very small, maybe twenty houses in all, but VERY clearly signed. At least five sets of signs, perhaps more. Google maps on the iPhone gave some funny directions on the way there.

Perhaps just removing the signs would solve the problem - is that possible under Austrian law?
 
2012-06-02 11:32:49 AM
Oh for fuchs sake.
 
2012-06-02 11:33:21 AM
It seems strange that a town with that name has such a small population.
 
2012-06-02 11:33:21 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com

"This is a big deal in F***ing"
 
2012-06-02 11:33:34 AM

slykens1: Ha! Just got the tourist pictures there three months ago. It's really very small, maybe twenty houses in all, but VERY clearly signed. At least five sets of signs, perhaps more. Google maps on the iPhone gave some funny directions on the way there.

Perhaps just removing the signs would solve the problem - is that possible under Austrian law?


Nothing is possible under Austrian law.
 
2012-06-02 11:34:09 AM
They should be the sister city to Intercourse, PA or Climax, MI
 
2012-06-02 11:35:09 AM
No town should have its name bleeped out, just get rid of the asterisks.
 
2012-06-02 11:35:54 AM
...W**kdorf...??

Wankdorf ?
 
2012-06-02 11:37:08 AM
Can't they capitalize on this? Sell the signs, charge for pictures, put a lemonade stand (quite a literalization of the phrase) near a prominent sign. Start f'king the customers.
 
2012-06-02 11:37:18 AM
in other news from 2 months ago
 
2012-06-02 11:41:20 AM

Thudfark: Oh for fuchs sake.


No, that's a whole other thing:

www.wheelenhancement.com

www.natur-5seenland.de

www.enemyforces.net
 
2012-06-02 11:41:54 AM
AND there's a pic of what a phone might look like. Glad that put that in, otherwise I wouldn't know what they were F***ing talking about.
 
2012-06-02 11:42:57 AM

rohar: Thudfark: Oh for fuchs sake.

No, that's a whole other thing:

[www.wheelenhancement.com image 440x430]

[www.natur-5seenland.de image 620x476]

[www.enemyforces.net image 600x368]


One fuchs is as good as ein anderen.
 
2012-06-02 11:44:24 AM
Drew should contact town and see if it will change name to Farking.
 
2012-06-02 11:46:25 AM
Link

I found this business. I bet the food is really bad and very expensive and the hotel bills by the hour. Lots of people named Schmidt check in every day.
 
2012-06-02 11:51:17 AM

chuckufarlie: Link

I found this business. I bet the food is really bad and very expensive and the hotel bills by the hour. Lots of people named Schmidt check in every day.


From their page: Welcome to the traditional hotel-restaurant fark! Enjoy a pleasant stay in our family-run hotel.

Commas ARE important!

Welcome to the traditional hotel-restaurant, fark! Enjoy a pleasant stay in our family-run hotel.

/goddam filters ruin the effect
 
2012-06-02 11:53:22 AM
The 16th-century name for the village was 'Fugging' and many want this reinstated

Yeah, that'll solve all their problems. If that doesn't work, I suggest either Buggering or Felching.
 
2012-06-02 11:54:35 AM
To lose this placename would be Fu(king tragic.
 
2012-06-02 11:57:01 AM

chuckufarlie: I found this business. I bet the food is really bad and very expensive and the hotel bills by the hour. Lots of people named Schmidt check in every day.


Hmm, I wonder if fark (umlaut over the "u") passes the word filter. Let's find out!
 
2012-06-02 11:57:51 AM

valkore: chuckufarlie: I found this business. I bet the food is really bad and very expensive and the hotel bills by the hour. Lots of people named Schmidt check in every day.

Hmm, I wonder if fark (umlaut over the "u") passes the word filter. Let's find out!


fark.
 
2012-06-02 11:58:26 AM

Thudfark: valkore: chuckufarlie: I found this business. I bet the food is really bad and very expensive and the hotel bills by the hour. Lots of people named Schmidt check in every day.

Hmm, I wonder if fark (umlaut over the "u") passes the word filter. Let's find out!

fark.


Nope
 
2012-06-02 12:01:11 PM
They should change the name to Coitus.
 
2012-06-02 12:01:17 PM

chuckufarlie: They should be the sister city to Intercourse, PA or Climax, MI


And....Dildo, Newfoundland.....
 
2012-06-02 12:03:52 PM
Reminds me of the Star Trek show where they found that guy who was a time traveler and very long lived and who had tried to create the perfecgt woman, but who when on earth was many famous painters and sculpters, but then Bones discovered he was going to croak finally and Spock said, uncharacteristically, "on that day I shall mourn."

That's how I'll feel if they changing the name of Farking to something else.

FARK, it's only a word
 
2012-06-02 12:07:07 PM
Nothing gets by the filter.
 
2012-06-02 12:07:36 PM
I wonder if they have any llamas?

static.neatoshop.com
 
2012-06-02 12:09:36 PM
I was transferred there for a year during grade school. I was one of the most vocal supporters of the name.
My mom didn't appreciate my enthusiasm, but I had her on a technicality.
 
2012-06-02 12:18:39 PM
Here's the road sign (which the fark filter can't block):

3.bp.blogspot.com

And here's a collection of strangely named towns. Note the number that are in the UK.
 
GBB [TotalFark]
2012-06-02 12:27:34 PM
www.daveandthomas.net

I don't get it.
 
2012-06-02 12:29:41 PM
i1123.photobucket.com

My trip to Europe a couple years back.
 
2012-06-02 12:35:15 PM

filter: Nothing gets by the filter.



Well, at least they tried.
I say "Hey, man, nice shot."

/What a good shot, man.
 
2012-06-02 12:38:42 PM
Do they really think it will change? Maybe they end the sign stealing, but the name will be on maps and the internet for years. Morons will still be morons.
 
2012-06-02 12:38:44 PM
That mayor sounds constipated. He should eat more peaches (not safe for work).
 
2012-06-02 12:45:40 PM
Mayor Ford?
 
2012-06-02 12:46:21 PM
FTFA: it will follow the Stade de Suisse stadium in Bern, Switzerland, which was called W**kdorf before bands were too embarrassed to play there.

WTF-kdorf?
 
2012-06-02 12:46:56 PM

MAYORBOB: Here's the road sign (which the fark filter can't block):

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 239x348]

And here's a collection of strangely named towns. Note the number that are in the UK.


More LOL....the sign under F***ing says "Please, not so fast"..... So I guess no rough F***ing in F***ing
 
2012-06-02 12:51:25 PM

Nick Nostril: ...W**kdorf...??

Wankdorf ?


I thought the same thing. What could those 2 asterisks possibly mean that would make bands embarrassed to play there?
 
2012-06-02 12:51:49 PM

Thudfark: slykens1: Ha! Just got the tourist pictures there three months ago. It's really very small, maybe twenty houses in all, but VERY clearly signed. At least five sets of signs, perhaps more. Google maps on the iPhone gave some funny directions on the way there.

Perhaps just removing the signs would solve the problem - is that possible under Austrian law?

Nothing is possible under Austrian law.


Well what do you expect from a country settled entirely by convicts?
 
2012-06-02 12:53:37 PM
They should leave it alone. Despite the phone calls and such, it's a free form of attention.

It is sometimes difficult to find names that aren't unsavory in some lanugage on another. That's why there are so many strange names for medications suchas Zoloft, Plavix or Xanax.
 
2012-06-02 01:01:26 PM
img.ffffound.com
I grew up close to Bell End and Lickey End...
 
2012-06-02 01:05:34 PM

rebelyell2006: The German language is weird. What sort of name is F***ing, and since when are asterisks considered letters?


Forget it, Jake. It's a German town.
 
2012-06-02 01:08:11 PM
s.ecrater.comUCK!
 
2012-06-02 01:08:59 PM

meow said the dog: They should change this to Girl Laying There Motionless for 45 Seconds then Finishing the Job via the Self of Her as this would be the more accurate name for the area.


www.kramer.me.uk

Oh, you want "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch". That's what it means in Welsh.
 
2012-06-02 01:13:22 PM

ilikeracecars: Can't they capitalize on this? Sell the signs, charge for pictures, put a lemonade stand (quite a literalization of the phrase) near a prominent sign. Start f'king the customers.


I think maybe some of these tourists are just slightly-confused fans of Lipps Inc.
 
2012-06-02 01:16:07 PM

MAYORBOB: Here's the road sign (which the fark filter can't block):

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 239x348]

And here's a collection of strangely named towns. Note the number that are in the UK.


Too bad they only used Embarrass in Minnesota, when EVERYBODY there is an Embarrass near Shawano, Wisconsin. As for Dildo NF, a college friend of mine, whose family has lived in Dildo for centuries, says that her Portuguese Great-Great-Great-Grandfather named it "T'will Do" but his accent was heavy enough that it got converted to Dildo. I prefer the conversion, thank you very much!
 
2012-06-02 01:17:58 PM

chuckufarlie: They should be the sister city to Intercourse, PA or Climax, MI


To get from Blueball to Paradise you have to go through Intercourse.
 
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