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2012-06-02 12:57:52 AM  

www.guysnation.com

 
2012-06-02 01:24:26 AM  
I bought 100 shares of this about 1998 to teach my kid about the stock market. It was "his" stock. I still have it, and quite a bit more due to dividend reinvestment. IIRC bought at $10+ and it went to about $15 at the heyday. I'll hang on to it for a while. After all the Rock and Goldberg may come back. Worth a chance.
 
2012-06-02 02:53:49 AM  
WWE needs to stop acting like they are a Hollywood mainstay. Vice McMahon is a docking genius at wrestling, but wow he is such a shiatty businessman in every other thing he tries
 
2012-06-02 05:31:42 AM  

cman: WWE needs to stop acting like they are a Hollywood mainstay. Vice McMahon is a docking genius at wrestling, but wow he is such a shiatty businessman in every other thing he tries


Hey, who doesn't find three-foot penises entertaining?
 
2012-06-02 09:58:25 AM  
Why isn't this on the Sports tab?!
 
2012-06-02 10:03:03 AM  
Holy shiat....I think we're down to just the Main Tab??!

MAIN TAB! WHATCHA GON' DO WHEN THE fWc RUNS WILD ON YOUUUUUUU

/needs moar AJ!
 
2012-06-02 10:16:51 AM  
The stock high is still real to me, dammit!
 
2012-06-02 10:22:01 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: cman: WWE needs to stop acting like they are a Hollywood mainstay. Vice McMahon is a docking genius at wrestling, but wow he is such a shiatty businessman in every other thing he tries

Hey, who doesn't find three-foot penises entertaining?


Your mom. She's a pure professional about that stuff.
 
2012-06-02 10:26:12 AM  

cman: WWE needs to stop acting like they are a Hollywood mainstay. Vice McMahon is a docking genius at wrestling, but wow he is such a shiatty businessman in every other thing he tries


He was. Watch the shows sometime, and you'll realize he's really not anymore.
 
2012-06-02 10:53:47 AM  
We are one step from achieving Fark Meta.

Main tab...anyone die yet?

1.bp.blogspot.com

and it's official...Drew loves the fWc.
 
2012-06-02 10:56:25 AM  
j.wigflip.com
 
2012-06-02 10:58:27 AM  
was waiting for a stock report on WWE for business tab. nice.
 
2012-06-02 11:00:16 AM  

Smiths: was waiting for a stock report on WWE for business tab. nice.


That was really our power play into the business tab...as for main...need Scott Hall to die right about now. But that sumabiatch just keeps on tickin.
 
2012-06-02 11:10:58 AM  

FinFangFark: Smiths: was waiting for a stock report on WWE for business tab. nice.

That was really our power play into the business tab...as for main...need Scott Hall to die right about now. But that sumabiatch just keeps on tickin.


Wait, Savage dying didn't make main tab?
 
2012-06-02 11:13:40 AM  

SharkTrager: FinFangFark: Smiths: was waiting for a stock report on WWE for business tab. nice.

That was really our power play into the business tab...as for main...need Scott Hall to die right about now. But that sumabiatch just keeps on tickin.

Wait, Savage dying didn't make main tab?


Yes but that is the even that though technically created the fWc....I think the consensus is to have a link post-Savage for the Fark Cycle to be legitimate.
 
2012-06-02 11:24:18 AM  

FinFangFark: SharkTrager: FinFangFark: Smiths: was waiting for a stock report on WWE for business tab. nice.

That was really our power play into the business tab...as for main...need Scott Hall to die right about now. But that sumabiatch just keeps on tickin.

Wait, Savage dying didn't make main tab?

Yes but that is the even that though technically created the fWc....I think the consensus is to have a link post-Savage for the Fark Cycle to be legitimate.


Correct, Savage was before the fWc was around so we want to get another main tab green.

I would love for a wrestlemania to hit the main tab. We'd easily beat our record in the top comments.
 
2012-06-02 11:26:20 AM  
Are you guys really gonna' try to pull off a 2000 or so post fWc thread in the Business tab ?
 
2012-06-02 11:29:11 AM  

One Bad Apple: Are you guys really gonna' try to pull off a 2000 or so post fWc thread in the Business tab ?


It won't happen. There are no matches and only so many pictures of Ponies and AJ.
 
2012-06-02 11:29:38 AM  

One Bad Apple: Are you guys really gonna' try to pull off a 2000 or so post fWc thread in the Business tab ?


The freaky business tab lurkers would probably melt from shock.

Especially since it didn't take a "I hate Best Buy" thread to do it.
 
2012-06-02 11:48:54 AM  

FinFangFark: One Bad Apple: Are you guys really gonna' try to pull off a 2000 or so post fWc thread in the Business tab ?

The freaky business tab lurkers would probably melt from shock.

Especially since it didn't take a "I hate Best Buy" thread to do it.


Mix in a Facebook IPO and it'll go up at least 40 posts.

that's something at least.

the best way to get it to inflate is mention strippers with criminal records living at home. I've heard rumors that brings clientele in. So we'll add about 110 posts with that

OH.,.. then throw in something about CEOs not paying taxes, and student loan problems. That'll boost it at least another 100.

Oh.. and gays. something about gays and vendors selling WWE shirts with penises on them. That'll boost it.

For the last one I can help:

www.wrestlingnewsworld.com
 
2012-06-02 12:03:43 PM  

SharkTrager:

It won't happen. There are no matches


Who needs a match ? Isn't the the typical fWc thread just spamming the same pics and memes over and over again ? I mean, you guys even have a checklist and everything.

Trolling aside what's the skinny on Bork Laser ? I am actually curious about any storyline involving the UFC even if it's in a train wreck sort of way
 
2012-06-02 12:07:50 PM  

One Bad Apple: SharkTrager:

It won't happen. There are no matches

Who needs a match ? Isn't the the typical fWc thread just spamming the same pics and memes over and over again ? I mean, you guys even have a checklist and everything.

Trolling aside what's the skinny on Bork Laser ? I am actually curious about any storyline involving the UFC even if it's in a train wreck sort of way


They're doing a thing where Lesnar got fired for attacking HHH. Current speculation is it's going to lead to a match either at Money in the Bank (July, I think?) or August (Summerslam).
 
2012-06-02 12:27:09 PM  

One Bad Apple: Who needs a match ? Isn't the the typical fWc thread just spamming the same pics and memes over and over again ? I mean, you guys even have a checklist and everything.


lately it's just been ponies.

i've backed off a bit because hockey is REAL
 
2012-06-02 12:34:19 PM  

Smiths: One Bad Apple: Who needs a match ? Isn't the the typical fWc thread just spamming the same pics and memes over and over again ? I mean, you guys even have a checklist and everything.

lately it's just been ponies.

i've backed off a bit because hockey is REAL


Yet this year's champ will be from Hollywood.
 
2012-06-02 12:34:38 PM  
BAH GAWD KING IT LOOKS LIKE BUSINESS... HAS JUST, PICKED UP!
 
2012-06-02 12:35:45 PM  

Smiths: One Bad Apple: Who needs a match ? Isn't the the typical fWc thread just spamming the same pics and memes over and over again ? I mean, you guys even have a checklist and everything.

lately it's just been ponies.

i've backed off a bit because hockey is REAL


This is why I hate so many of you fat farks in Fark (aside from the politics tab). The pony thing is not funny or witty. Its annoying and creepy. You fat farks are creeping me out and making me wonder if the 4chan people were a little more mature and grounded.

It's like the politics tab where for a year everyone though 'pancakes' was witty banter. Of course, in the politics tab, two people fill the thread with about 40 alts each. I thought better people hung around the other tabs. Even the WWE threads.
 
2012-06-02 12:37:59 PM  

SharkTrager: Smiths: One Bad Apple: Who needs a match ? Isn't the the typical fWc thread just spamming the same pics and memes over and over again ? I mean, you guys even have a checklist and everything.

lately it's just been ponies.

i've backed off a bit because hockey is REAL

Yet this year's champ will be from Hollywood.


The Kings are looking great, but I have seen a ton of suspect penalties, all called on the smaller teams throughout the playoffs. I'm smelling NBA, which has more fixed outcomes in the playoffs than WWE does in Werestlemania. Its what killed off boxing.

What is great, is that with that reg being caught, a halfway adequate journalist or investigator would ask how deep this corruption goes. It turns out that there is more money for ESPN and our government not to ask that.
 
2012-06-02 12:38:58 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-02 12:39:52 PM  
Vince McMahon should move into politics as a political consultant. If anyone can make two idiots stick to an outrageous script, its him.
 
2012-06-02 12:58:51 PM  

Dougie AXP: FinFangFark: SharkTrager: FinFangFark: Smiths: was waiting for a stock report on WWE for business tab. nice.

That was really our power play into the business tab...as for main...need Scott Hall to die right about now. But that sumabiatch just keeps on tickin.

Wait, Savage dying didn't make main tab?

Yes but that is the even that though technically created the fWc....I think the consensus is to have a link post-Savage for the Fark Cycle to be legitimate.

Correct, Savage was before the fWc was around so we want to get another main tab green.

I would love for a wrestlemania to hit the main tab. We'd easily beat our record in the top comments.


Are you sure? I could swear I remember us talking about Savage the Raw after he died, mainly because Punk did his elbow off the top rope as a tribute
 
2012-06-02 01:05:36 PM  

Dr J Zoidberg: Dougie AXP: FinFangFark: SharkTrager: FinFangFark: Smiths: was waiting for a stock report on WWE for business tab. nice.

That was really our power play into the business tab...as for main...need Scott Hall to die right about now. But that sumabiatch just keeps on tickin.

Wait, Savage dying didn't make main tab?

Yes but that is the even that though technically created the fWc....I think the consensus is to have a link post-Savage for the Fark Cycle to be legitimate.

Correct, Savage was before the fWc was around so we want to get another main tab green.

I would love for a wrestlemania to hit the main tab. We'd easily beat our record in the top comments.

Are you sure? I could swear I remember us talking about Savage the Raw after he died, mainly because Punk did his elbow off the top rope as a tribute


I thought so!

Link

second post on second page, someone makes a joke about the thread going on the entertainment tab
 
2012-06-02 01:14:09 PM  

Dr J Zoidberg: Dr J Zoidberg: Dougie AXP: FinFangFark: SharkTrager: FinFangFark: Smiths: was waiting for a stock report on WWE for business tab. nice.

That was really our power play into the business tab...as for main...need Scott Hall to die right about now. But that sumabiatch just keeps on tickin.

Wait, Savage dying didn't make main tab?

Yes but that is the even that though technically created the fWc....I think the consensus is to have a link post-Savage for the Fark Cycle to be legitimate.

Correct, Savage was before the fWc was around so we want to get another main tab green.

I would love for a wrestlemania to hit the main tab. We'd easily beat our record in the top comments.

Are you sure? I could swear I remember us talking about Savage the Raw after he died, mainly because Punk did his elbow off the top rope as a tribute

I thought so!

Link

second post on second page, someone makes a joke about the thread going on the entertainment tab


I agree, but thats not an fWc thread, there's only a handful of members there....we need an fWc member submitted thread to go green for the whole gagne to be there.
 
2012-06-02 01:32:30 PM  

Nemo's Brother: Smiths: One Bad Apple: Who needs a match ? Isn't the the typical fWc thread just spamming the same pics and memes over and over again ? I mean, you guys even have a checklist and everything.

lately it's just been ponies.

i've backed off a bit because hockey is REAL

This is why I hate so many of you fat farks in Fark (aside from the politics tab). The pony thing is not funny or witty. Its annoying and creepy. You fat farks are creeping me out and making me wonder if the 4chan people were a little more mature and grounded.

It's like the politics tab where for a year everyone though 'pancakes' was witty banter. Of course, in the politics tab, two people fill the thread with about 40 alts each. I thought better people hung around the other tabs. Even the WWE threads.


okay glad it's not just me that finds the pony thing creepy.

i watched an episode of it. it's powerpuff girls 2.0. the "aww how cute but they're INSANE AND YELL AT EACHOTHER HA HA" thing. yeah it is nice to see it's not a "tee hee girls pony how cute princesses" cartoon, but yeah... getting a little creepy with just HOW DAMN MANY PONY PICTURE VARIETIES THERE ARE.

and the variety of sources (posters) the comments are coming from, means a lot of these fWc marks are scouring places and storing them up.

that's creepy.

goddamn marks with oiled up homo stuff.

Only thing I really can't fault the ponies on is it has Tara Strong doing the voices and she's up there with Billy West and others on my "awesome voice actors" people.

The panel on the video tab of all of the voice over people doing the Star Wars screenplay was just awesome. It just needed a Phil LaMarr, Dan Castalenetta, and Dave Herman to finish it out.
 
2012-06-02 01:37:13 PM  

Smiths: Nemo's Brother: Smiths: One Bad Apple: Who needs a match ? Isn't the the typical fWc thread just spamming the same pics and memes over and over again ? I mean, you guys even have a checklist and everything.

lately it's just been ponies.

i've backed off a bit because hockey is REAL

This is why I hate so many of you fat farks in Fark (aside from the politics tab). The pony thing is not funny or witty. Its annoying and creepy. You fat farks are creeping me out and making me wonder if the 4chan people were a little more mature and grounded.

It's like the politics tab where for a year everyone though 'pancakes' was witty banter. Of course, in the politics tab, two people fill the thread with about 40 alts each. I thought better people hung around the other tabs. Even the WWE threads.

okay glad it's not just me that finds the pony thing creepy.

i watched an episode of it. it's powerpuff girls 2.0. the "aww how cute but they're INSANE AND YELL AT EACHOTHER HA HA" thing. yeah it is nice to see it's not a "tee hee girls pony how cute princesses" cartoon, but yeah... getting a little creepy with just HOW DAMN MANY PONY PICTURE VARIETIES THERE ARE.

and the variety of sources (posters) the comments are coming from, means a lot of these fWc marks are scouring places and storing them up.

that's creepy.

goddamn marks with oiled up homo stuff.

Only thing I really can't fault the ponies on is it has Tara Strong doing the voices and she's up there with Billy West and others on my "awesome voice actors" people.

The panel on the video tab of all of the voice over people doing the Star Wars screenplay was just awesome. It just needed a Phil LaMarr, Dan Castalenetta, and Dave Herman to finish it out.


Ponies has subsided in my opinion. and lets be honest, the thread only really goes off the rails when the product goes so far down the shiatter that ponies is an acceptable alternative.
 
2012-06-02 01:43:46 PM  

Nemo's Brother: The Kings are looking great, but I have seen a ton of suspect penalties, all called on the smaller teams throughout the playoffs. I'm smelling NBA, which has more fixed outcomes in the playoffs than WWE does in Werestlemania. Its what killed off boxing.


i dunno. my theory is always that if they really wanted to fix it.. LAK vs NJD is not the way to go about doing it.

i just think that it all goes back to the beginning of the playoffs. After the $2500 head smash and the Philly/Pitt insanity I'm pretty sure the refs were giving an ultimatum. It probably was completely black-and-white about letting crap go and how their asses would be on the line.

The 4 refs in the final round have "earned their way" to be officiating it. That means they've played Bettman's game. It's horrible officiating this post-season. No one is doubting that. But I don't think it's fixed.
 
2012-06-02 02:31:48 PM  

Smiths: Nemo's Brother: The Kings are looking great, but I have seen a ton of suspect penalties, all called on the smaller teams throughout the playoffs. I'm smelling NBA, which has more fixed outcomes in the playoffs than WWE does in Werestlemania. Its what killed off boxing.

i dunno. my theory is always that if they really wanted to fix it.. LAK vs NJD is not the way to go about doing it.

i just think that it all goes back to the beginning of the playoffs. After the $2500 head smash and the Philly/Pitt insanity I'm pretty sure the refs were giving an ultimatum. It probably was completely black-and-white about letting crap go and how their asses would be on the line.

The 4 refs in the final round have "earned their way" to be officiating it. That means they've played Bettman's game. It's horrible officiating this post-season. No one is doubting that. But I don't think it's fixed.


Did you hear about Thomas taking a year off?
 
2012-06-02 03:26:46 PM  

SharkTrager: One Bad Apple: Are you guys really gonna' try to pull off a 2000 or so post fWc thread in the Business tab ?

It won't happen. There are no matches and only so many pictures of Ponies and AJ.


There are no matches on Raw either but we still gredunza the thing. As for ponies, some of ya'll are weirdos :). Moar AJ!

/fwc, more legit than Vince's mainstream business ventures.
 
2012-06-02 03:30:43 PM  

FinFangFark: We are one step from achieving Fark Meta.

Main tab...anyone die yet?

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 416x294]

and it's official...Drew loves the fWc.


Drew is the THIRD MAN!!!
i1122.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-02 03:40:00 PM  
images3.wikia.nocookie.net

/Approves of this thread
 
2012-06-02 04:59:58 PM  
Business tab? I'll take it I guess... At least it's not under Sports this time. When whatever autistic wrestling tard modmin who greenlights these threads finally gets a girlfriend we'll see them in Entertainment where they belong.
 
2012-06-02 05:00:32 PM  

Dougie AXP: Smiths: Nemo's Brother: Smiths: One Bad Apple: Who needs a match ? Isn't the the typical fWc thread just spamming the same pics and memes over and over again ? I mean, you guys even have a checklist and everything.

lately it's just been ponies.

i've backed off a bit because hockey is REAL

This is why I hate so many of you fat farks in Fark (aside from the politics tab). The pony thing is not funny or witty. Its annoying and creepy. You fat farks are creeping me out and making me wonder if the 4chan people were a little more mature and grounded.

It's like the politics tab where for a year everyone though 'pancakes' was witty banter. Of course, in the politics tab, two people fill the thread with about 40 alts each. I thought better people hung around the other tabs. Even the WWE threads.

okay glad it's not just me that finds the pony thing creepy.

i watched an episode of it. it's powerpuff girls 2.0. the "aww how cute but they're INSANE AND YELL AT EACHOTHER HA HA" thing. yeah it is nice to see it's not a "tee hee girls pony how cute princesses" cartoon, but yeah... getting a little creepy with just HOW DAMN MANY PONY PICTURE VARIETIES THERE ARE.

and the variety of sources (posters) the comments are coming from, means a lot of these fWc marks are scouring places and storing them up.

that's creepy.

goddamn marks with oiled up homo stuff.

Only thing I really can't fault the ponies on is it has Tara Strong doing the voices and she's up there with Billy West and others on my "awesome voice actors" people.

The panel on the video tab of all of the voice over people doing the Star Wars screenplay was just awesome. It just needed a Phil LaMarr, Dan Castalenetta, and Dave Herman to finish it out.

Ponies has subsided in my opinion. and lets be honest, the thread only really goes off the rails when the product goes so far down the shiatter that ponies is an acceptable alternative.


Ponies are subsiding, only to be replaced by the annoying AJ photo dumps.

We get it... you people like an average looking fake hipster geek girl that looks like she's 12.
 
2012-06-02 05:04:17 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Why isn't this on the Sports tab?!


BECAUSE FARK YOU THAT'S WHY



/was it good for you too?
 
2012-06-02 05:06:10 PM  

Tommy Moo: Business tab? I'll take it I guess... At least it's not under Sports this time. When whatever autistic wrestling tard modmin who greenlights these threads finally gets a girlfriend we'll see them in Entertainment where they belong.


media.giantbomb.com
 
2012-06-02 05:33:18 PM  
I was 9 when I figured out wrestling was fake. Never looked back.
 
2012-06-02 05:44:03 PM  

bmr68: I was 9 when I figured out wrestling was fake. Never looked back.


That was only a year before you stopped breastfeeding and it damn near took you another ten years for you to stop wetting the bed.
 
2012-06-02 06:10:02 PM  

bmr68: I was 9 when I figured out wrestling was fake. Never looked back.


Good for you. You want a cookie or something?
 
2012-06-02 06:17:11 PM  

HeartBurnKid: bmr68: I was 9 when I figured out wrestling was fake. Never looked back.

Good for you. You want a cookie or something?


i.ebayimg.com

/the Dusty Rhodes cookies should have had a little raspberry splotch on them.
 
2012-06-02 06:18:17 PM  

bmr68: I was 9 when I figured out wrestling was fake. Never looked back.


9, huh? I'm sure the others on the short bus were impressed.
 
2012-06-02 06:22:29 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: We get it... you people like an average looking fake hipster geek girl that looks like she's 12.


In other words, keep your 12-year olds away from FNB.
 
2012-06-02 06:25:48 PM  

SharkTrager: FirstNationalBastard: We get it... you people like an average looking fake hipster geek girl that looks like she's 12.

In other words, keep your 12-year olds away from FNB.


I'm not the one posting massive amounts of pics of the average looking fake jailbait.

You know who else posts massive amounts of pics of average looking women in a thread? You all discussed that person enough at the end of the TNA thread.
 
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