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(Washington Post)   At the unveiling of the official portrait of President George W. Bush, Joe Biden turned to Karl Rove and said:   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 164
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2012-06-01 07:48:05 PM  
I pooped myself.
 
2012-06-01 07:50:28 PM  
I want you inside me.
 
2012-06-01 08:11:01 PM  
It's a big farking deal.
 
2012-06-01 08:24:15 PM  
"Karl, he looks a lot different without Cheney's arm up his ass."
 
2012-06-01 08:40:53 PM  
"I'm surprised they let him play with anything other than crayons and watercolors. Did he get an extra cookie and a glass of Buckler for staying inside the lines?"
 
2012-06-01 08:57:45 PM  
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2012-06-01 08:58:31 PM  

SilentStrider: How did you find time for this with all the appearances on The Colbert Report you do?


enabling voting.
 
2012-06-01 09:06:15 PM  
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2012-06-01 09:12:41 PM  
Biatch please, I will slap the white right off you! (Because I truly think JoeB is Gangsta!)
 
2012-06-01 09:25:52 PM  
Biden: "You're welcome, Karl."

Rove: "For what?"

Biden: "Soon, you may be able to marry legally."
 
2012-06-01 09:57:36 PM  
He really does look like a minkey. Minkey? I meant money. Manky. MOINKEY! Dammit, nevermind.
 
2012-06-01 10:51:14 PM  
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2012-06-01 10:51:58 PM  
Payback's a motherfarkin biatch
 
2012-06-01 10:52:57 PM  
"Barack said you weren't that fat in person. I bet him a ham. I'm gonna f*cking enjoy that ham."
 
2012-06-01 10:54:53 PM  
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2012-06-01 10:55:43 PM  
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2012-06-01 10:55:45 PM  
'Your shoe's untied"

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2012-06-01 10:55:52 PM  
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2012-06-01 10:56:52 PM  
Penis goes where?
 
2012-06-01 10:57:07 PM  
Wanna gay marry?
 
2012-06-01 10:57:21 PM  
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2012-06-01 10:57:35 PM  
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2012-06-01 10:57:53 PM  
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2012-06-01 10:57:59 PM  
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2012-06-01 10:58:54 PM  
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2012-06-01 10:58:55 PM  
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2012-06-01 10:59:19 PM  
"Wanna go spend some ObamaCare money on hookers and blow?"
 
2012-06-01 10:59:43 PM  
I loved you in Krull!


/damn clicking for voting
 
2012-06-01 10:59:47 PM  
Karl, this is the groom's side
 
2012-06-01 11:00:35 PM  
"You think that's badass? You should see my Camaro"
 
2012-06-01 11:00:36 PM  
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2012-06-01 11:01:55 PM  
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2012-06-01 11:02:06 PM  
"We still can't get your stains out of the presidential bedroom. Don't even get me started on what Cheney did."
 
2012-06-01 11:03:45 PM  
"Karl. Hey. Psst, Karl. Check out the ass on that one."
"Joe, that's a podium."
 
2012-06-01 11:04:12 PM  
"so was your dad a top or a bottom?"
 
2012-06-01 11:04:21 PM  
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2012-06-01 11:05:47 PM  
"In about three seconds, you're going to find out what I had for lunch. Enjoy!"
 
2012-06-01 11:07:04 PM  
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2012-06-01 11:07:57 PM  
I love you. I am who I am because of you. You are every reason, every hope, and every dream I've ever had, and no matter what happens to us in the future, everyday we are together is the greatest day of my life. I will always be yours.
 
2012-06-01 11:08:11 PM  
Who the hell invited you? Security!
 
2012-06-01 11:09:20 PM  
"So..... your saying use my left hand instead? Will it really feel like someone else?"
 
2012-06-01 11:09:22 PM  
"You can call me Joe and I'll call you Turd."
 
2012-06-01 11:11:34 PM  
Go ahead, kick the back of my seat one more time, motherfarker.
 
2012-06-01 11:11:57 PM  
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2012-06-01 11:12:01 PM  
Tonight. You.
 
2012-06-01 11:13:35 PM  
"Wow, you really do look like a piece of shiat."
 
2012-06-01 11:13:56 PM  
"How's it hangin', cheesedick?
 
2012-06-01 11:14:02 PM  
We still can't get your stink out of this place.
 
2012-06-01 11:16:15 PM  
Later tonight I'm gonna Plame your wife's vajayjay.
 
2012-06-01 11:16:54 PM  
How do my new plugs look?
 
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