Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(   Dracula theme park to open in Romania, expected to 'suck'   ( divider line
    More: Interesting  
•       •       •

2563 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Nov 2001 at 11:37 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

43 Comments     (+0 »)
2001-11-14 11:40:28 AM  
again with this story??!!!
2001-11-14 11:41:00 AM  
Wow, I've had like 4 posts accepted today. I ROCK!
2001-11-14 11:44:06 AM  
Haha! I see what the headliner did there - "Suck" - good one, good one.
2001-11-14 11:44:31 AM  
I think I'd actually go to Romania to see this... :^[
2001-11-14 11:44:52 AM  
Ha Ha! Great Headline
2001-11-14 11:45:28 AM  
Since Fb- hasn't stepped in yet:

If we don't allow bad puns in headlines then the terrorists have already won.
2001-11-14 11:48:59 AM  
Krusty The Clown: "Tonight I'm going to suck!!"

stagehand switches to the next cue card...

Krusty The Clown: ..."your blood".

Sorry, the tag line instantly reminded me of that Simpsons episode.
2001-11-14 11:49:32 AM  
After visiting Disney World in Florida I don't think any other amusement park would seem strange or suck as much.
I'm still in therapy after seeing thousands of tattoed fat Americans wearing Old Navy gear, munching on smoked turkey legs.
2001-11-14 11:53:06 AM  
Mommy, Mommy! I want to go on the Jugular Drainer again!
2001-11-14 11:53:21 AM  
Leonard: Sounds like you went to the Renassaince Festival versus Disney World.
2001-11-14 11:54:38 AM  
"Romanian politicians are fighting tooth and nail over who has the right to build a Dracula theme park."

Tooth and nail! Hee hee.
2001-11-14 11:56:32 AM  
Well, Fark is going to Lestat's theme park, New Orleans.
2001-11-14 11:56:59 AM  
2001-11-14 12:08:22 PM  
Jesus H. Christ. Why would I go to any eastern european country, especially one where they promise me really bad theme parks that inspire even cheesier puns?
2001-11-14 12:08:51 PM  
It can't be as bad as "Euro-Disney".
2001-11-14 12:09:13 PM  
And I can only get one stupid article posted. I swear I've seen this at least 5 times on fark alone.
2001-11-14 12:10:02 PM  
woohoo, lestat. i'd go there too. he was way cooler than dracula. i mean, he was a rock star and all
2001-11-14 12:11:22 PM  
Romanian carnies? That s about as low on the food chain as possible
2001-11-14 12:12:21 PM  
Glenlivid: It can't be as bad as "Euro-Disney"

Sure it can. All they need are french people.
2001-11-14 12:17:25 PM  
Wow, and onthe opening night of my play, Dracula Spectacula. If anyone is in the North East of England Stockton area, leave, save yourself, its not a nice place! However, if you do want to stay, come and see us, Egglescliffe School (College Production) Wed, Thurs and Fri. Tickets are £3 (Conc) and £3.50 (adults) the show starts at 7.30 pm.
2001-11-14 12:20:13 PM  
Nice plug, Xander.
2001-11-14 12:20:47 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
2001-11-14 12:23:56 PM  
Oh well the goths will love it...I know my son would love to go there.

How the fark does anyone get their posts up on fark...I submit like 40 everyday and have only managed 2....dismal effort.
2001-11-14 12:33:20 PM  
"We can't make Swiss watches, American films, Russian bombers or German cars, so maybe we'll build Dracula parks and export some Dracula dolls throughout the world,"

I sense a little farkin' apathy.....
2001-11-14 12:56:04 PM  
Disembowel God-Is your name a suggestion or a claim to fame?
just wondering.
2001-11-14 12:56:41 PM  
So this is an old story.

So I submitted a cool link (along with somebody else) about the Honda Human Robot.

So is this better?
2001-11-14 01:19:52 PM  
If we don't build a theme park for them, then the vampires have already won.
2001-11-14 01:28:10 PM  
"Draculand: Dracula beats the fark out of Frankenstein."
2001-11-14 01:30:44 PM  
This'll be great as long as they use real goths for the "Evisceration" and "Field of the Impaled" exhibits.
2001-11-14 01:30:45 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
2001-11-14 01:34:18 PM  
Fair enough.
One must trade where one has a comparative advantage.
Afghanistan are opening up Shrapnel World.
2001-11-14 01:50:24 PM  
just think of what it'll do to the local economy. this guy is lucky to finally have found a job:
[image from too old to be available]
sorry, i just had to do it
2001-11-14 02:05:34 PM  
"Romanian politicians are fighting tooth and nail over who has the right to build a Dracula theme park."

Tooth and nail! Hee hee.

On a completely unrelated note, that reminds me of Castlevania II for the NES, where you had to collect Drac's body parts...
2001-11-14 02:33:17 PM  
This both sucks and blows at the same time.

If that's possible.

Oh wait, it's not.
2001-11-14 02:51:23 PM  
Beat poetry corner, with Funky

With every good link you submit that has been submitted already two years ago, think of this article that was submitted last month, and how much better yours is.

and dance
and shake that thang
2001-11-14 05:55:57 PM  
Oompaloompa-I submitted the Honda Human robot article too.Damn it,I have yet to get an article posted...
2001-11-14 06:26:02 PM  
Will the maid-service suck as well?
I can't stop my eyebrows
And my leg's not doing so good either

"The children of the night. What music they make."
2001-11-14 07:11:02 PM  
It's not yellow, it's chicken.
2001-11-14 07:18:49 PM  
all your vampires are belong to us
2001-11-14 07:57:26 PM  
Just like last time:
[image from too old to be available]
2001-11-14 07:58:12 PM  
Psycho homosexual Dracula!!
2001-11-15 04:01:06 AM  
hey, I just want to mention that I am in Bulgaria right now, a mere 200 miles from Romania! It is 1 degree celsius. Are they going to heat that park somehow?

2001-11-15 07:52:01 PM  
Hmm... Japan better not follow suit with a virginal school girl/lusty demon themepark. There's horror and then there's horror.
Displayed 43 of 43 comments

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter

Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.

In Other Media
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.