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(C|Net)   HOLY CRAP. Those zombie garden gnomes just ate my pink flamingo. (Warning: Garden gnome and pink flamingo gore)   (news.cnet.com) divider line 58
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2012-06-01 04:05:22 PM
...AAAAAANKLES...
 
2012-06-01 05:52:44 PM
Clearly we've now taken this too far. When the real thing hits, no one is going to bat an eye.
 
2012-06-01 05:54:30 PM

ladyfortuna: Clearly we've now taken this too far. When the real thing hits, no one is going to bat an eye.


Either that or a lot of lawns are gonna get shot up.
 
2012-06-01 05:55:41 PM

ladyfortuna: Clearly we've now taken this too far. When the real thing hits, no one is going to bat an eye.


I'm secretly excited
 
2012-06-01 05:57:51 PM
Is it ironic that the zombie apocalypse meme has more lives than an undead kitty cat?

Because it sure as Hell ain't funny anymore. Nor interesting. Nor clever.
 
2012-06-01 05:58:56 PM
That's 20 lbs of awesome shambled into a 10 sack
 
2012-06-01 06:00:09 PM
The more we begin to desensitze to the issue the closer it becomes to reality. "Dude I'm not sayin aliens..."
How else can you explain MIB3 or zombie Romney?!?
 
2012-06-01 06:06:12 PM

fracas: Is it ironic that the zombie apocalypse meme has more lives than an undead kitty cat?

Because it sure as Hell ain't funny anymore. Nor interesting. Nor clever.


Well, aren't you a barrel of monkeys?
 
2012-06-01 06:07:54 PM
What you don't know can eat you

/yes, I am a member. Why do you ask?
//braaiiins
 
2012-06-01 06:08:41 PM
The horror of it all. Ooops, I just crapped my pants.
 
2012-06-01 06:09:02 PM

fracas: Is it ironic that the zombie apocalypse meme has more lives than an undead kitty cat?

Because it sure as Hell ain't funny anymore. Nor interesting. Nor clever.


Hipster Fracas has spoken. This thing some people like isn't cool nor funny anymore; it hasn't been since he was into it.

/Bonus points awarded for using both the words 'meme' and 'ironic'.
 
2012-06-01 06:09:12 PM
encrypted-tbn2.google.com
 
2012-06-01 06:13:44 PM
Step 1: Put a zombie in/on/near your product.
Step 2: Brainless idiots buy the crap in droves.
Step 3: Profit
 
2012-06-01 06:14:12 PM
Must have!! Hope my HOA doesn't get it's panties in a wad about it...
 
2012-06-01 06:18:23 PM
Not much meat on Flamingo legs.
 
2012-06-01 06:18:41 PM

fracas: Is it ironic that the zombie apocalypse meme has more lives than an undead kitty cat?

Because it sure as Hell ain't funny anymore. Nor interesting. Nor clever.


Your face is neither interesting or clever.
 
2012-06-01 06:23:49 PM

ladyfortuna: Clearly we've now taken this too far. When the real thing hits, no one is going to bat an eye.


That's exactly what the zombies want; they'll catch us with our guard down.
 
2012-06-01 06:25:28 PM
This is what happens when garden gnomes start doing bath salts.
 
2012-06-01 06:26:02 PM

conscient: fracas: Is it ironic that the zombie apocalypse meme has more lives than an undead kitty cat?

Because it sure as Hell ain't funny anymore. Nor interesting. Nor clever.

Well, aren't you a barrel of monkeys?


Zombie monkeys.
 
2012-06-01 06:28:28 PM

fracas: Is it ironic that the zombie apocalypse meme has more lives than an undead kitty cat?

Because it sure as Hell ain't funny anymore. Nor interesting. Nor clever.


Settle down, francis fracas.....

Personally, I'm more afraid of the zombie My Little Pony Apocalypse

/zombie Pony thread!
//just to piss off fracas
 
2012-06-01 06:29:20 PM
No no, Fracas is correct. Your "OMG BACON!" jokes are just about as lame too.
 
2012-06-01 06:31:38 PM

skrame: fracas: Is it ironic that the zombie apocalypse meme has more lives than an undead kitty cat?

Because it sure as Hell ain't funny anymore. Nor interesting. Nor clever.

Hipster Fracas has spoken. This thing some people like isn't cool nor funny anymore; it hasn't been since he was into it.

/Bonus points awarded for using both the words 'meme' and 'ironic'.


How dare you! Fracas has spoken, zombies ARE OVER!
 
2012-06-01 06:34:39 PM

Combustion: No no, Fracas is correct. Your "OMG BACON!" jokes are just about as lame too.


BACON IS OVER! it stopped being delicious, it's over!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LR0S50G4DqA

in case you didn't see before it was over
 
2012-06-01 06:36:57 PM

Noticeably F.A.T.: fracas: Is it ironic that the zombie apocalypse meme has more lives than an undead kitty cat?

Because it sure as Hell ain't funny anymore. Nor interesting. Nor clever.

Your face is neither interesting or clever.


Also, his mom.
 
2012-06-01 06:37:27 PM

rageaholic: skrame: fracas: Is it ironic that the zombie apocalypse meme has more lives than an undead kitty cat?

Because it sure as Hell ain't funny anymore. Nor interesting. Nor clever.

Hipster Fracas has spoken. This thing some people like isn't cool nor funny anymore; it hasn't been since he was into it.

/Bonus points awarded for using both the words 'meme' and 'ironic'.

How dare you! Fracas has spoken, zombies ARE OVER!


Then quit bringing them up!
 
2012-06-01 06:40:35 PM
My neighbour is doing the same thing in her garden. We get to see gargoyles, zombie gnomes, zombie bunnies, turtles and flamingos. It's a great theme!
 
2012-06-01 06:41:07 PM

skrame: rageaholic: skrame: fracas: Is it ironic that the zombie apocalypse meme has more lives than an undead kitty cat?

Because it sure as Hell ain't funny anymore. Nor interesting. Nor clever.

Hipster Fracas has spoken. This thing some people like isn't cool nor funny anymore; it hasn't been since he was into it.

/Bonus points awarded for using both the words 'meme' and 'ironic'.

How dare you! Fracas has spoken, zombies ARE OVER!

Then quit bringing them up!



Oh thank god they're over! Now we can move on to another brand new meme: VAMPIRES!
I'll start...
gmoviesreview.files.wordpress.com

Ooooh I hope he doesn't bite my 'neck!'

/GIGGLE GIGGLE
//SWOON
 
2012-06-01 06:50:26 PM
I am so buying one of those for the front yard.
 
2012-06-01 06:54:47 PM
Oh look, another bacon-wrapped zombie vampire lolcat thread. Yay.
 
2012-06-01 06:59:17 PM

erewhon: I am so buying one of those for the front yard.


Don't bother. It will probably be stolen before you make it back to your front door.
 
2012-06-01 07:00:02 PM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-06-01 07:00:03 PM
Etsy has been selling these for months.

Link: http://www.etsy.com/listing/76640755/zombie-gnomes-bye-bye-birdie
 
2012-06-01 07:02:12 PM

fracas: Is it ironic that the zombie apocalypse meme has more lives than an undead kitty cat?

Because it sure as Hell ain't funny anymore. Nor interesting. Nor clever.


I have to agree, this zombie thing has just gotten stupid and annoying. It's starting to make the vampires in Twilight look clever.
 
2012-06-01 07:08:01 PM
Shut up and take my money.
 
2012-06-01 07:25:39 PM

Evil Canadian: My neighbour is doing the same thing in her garden. We get to see gargoyles, zombie gnomes, zombie bunnies, turtles and flamingos. It's a great theme!


Pics or it its not happening...!
 
2012-06-01 07:32:15 PM
Oh great, and I haven't planted any peas yet!
 
2012-06-01 07:33:29 PM
Do zombies eat werewolves?
 
2012-06-01 07:35:03 PM
www.compuglobalhypermeganet.tv

Calvin and Hobbes, all growed up.
 
2012-06-01 07:36:10 PM
I'd rather have these in my lawn.

farm2.static.flickr.com

/Although I suspect they might disappear
 
2012-06-01 07:37:38 PM

OhioUGrad: fracas: Is it ironic that the zombie apocalypse meme has more lives than an undead kitty cat?

Because it sure as Hell ain't funny anymore. Nor interesting. Nor clever.

I have to agree, this zombie thing has just gotten stupid and annoying. It's starting to make the vampires in Twilight look clever.


Well, considering that zombies are not known for their smarts, they already are.
 
2012-06-01 07:43:42 PM

fracas: Is it ironic that the zombie apocalypse meme has more lives than an undead kitty cat?

Because it sure as Hell ain't funny anymore. Nor interesting. Nor clever.


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-06-01 07:45:53 PM
2001: The Summer of the Shark
2012: The Summer of the Zombies
 
2012-06-01 07:51:44 PM

ladyfortuna: Clearly we've now taken this too far. When the real thing hits, no one is going to bat an eye.


Well, it wouldn't be my first choice, but I think if you used an aluminum bat, you could take out quite a few....
 
2012-06-01 07:54:18 PM

CygnusDarius: OhioUGrad: fracas: Is it ironic that the zombie apocalypse meme has more lives than an undead kitty cat?

Because it sure as Hell ain't funny anymore. Nor interesting. Nor clever.

I have to agree, this zombie thing has just gotten stupid and annoying. It's starting to make the vampires in Twilight look clever.

Well, considering that zombies are not known for their smarts, they already are.


Not referring to their "intelligence"
 
2012-06-01 08:03:54 PM
i62.photobucket.com
So, gnomes now, is it?
 
2012-06-01 08:09:16 PM
i296.photobucket.com

What a load of old crap! He's just killed a hippie everybody!
 
2012-06-01 08:11:52 PM

fracas: Is it ironic that the zombie apocalypse meme has more lives than an undead kitty cat?

Because it sure as Hell ain't funny anymore. Nor interesting. Nor clever.


Lack of humor and unwarranted anger is the first sign of infection. Have yourself checked out as soon as possible. Shoot yourself before someone else has to.
 
2012-06-01 08:14:24 PM
s.wat.fr

Your little guh-nome is undead, monsieur.
 
2012-06-01 08:15:56 PM

Strobeguy: Evil Canadian: My neighbour is doing the same thing in her garden. We get to see gargoyles, zombie gnomes, zombie bunnies, turtles and flamingos. It's a great theme!

Pics or it its not happening...!


No problem there ....

i1258.photobucket.com

i1258.photobucket.com

i1258.photobucket.com

And for good measure, a Skully Flutterby.

i1258.photobucket.com

There are plenty more, but that's an idea.
 
2012-06-01 08:38:17 PM

Evil Canadian: Strobeguy: Evil Canadian: My neighbour is doing the same thing in her garden. We get to see gargoyles, zombie gnomes, zombie bunnies, turtles and flamingos. It's a great theme!

Pics or it its not happening...!

No problem there ....
There are plenty more, but that's an idea.


Some of those look kind of messy and not so much bloody. The butterfly looks alright, though. Looks like more time was spent on it.
 
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