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(Mandatory)   "Chivalry isn't dead, you stupid biatch" and 50 other funniest tweets of all time   (mandatory.com) divider line 275
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2012-06-01 02:23:59 PM
www.blogcdn.com
 
2012-06-01 02:24:08 PM

Ed Grubermann: Well, that was a huge waste of time.


How dare they interrupt your very profitable internetting by forcing you to read that, right?

Although I dare say, taking time to comment on it, only increased the amount of time wasted.
 
2012-06-01 02:24:28 PM
In unrelated news, Carlos Mencia is about to tweet 51 new jokes and hilarious anecdotes.
 
2012-06-01 02:25:23 PM

Bonanza Jellybean: Just follow @dril


Nikki Walter is pretty funny too. Here's one of her Tweets: just went bonkos on my cat for chowin' the fark down on the other cat's food everyday is a winding road for me too Sheryl Crow so blessed

I lol'd
 
2012-06-01 02:25:37 PM

kroonermanblack: Three Crooked Squirrels: I didn't laugh once. Apparently since you all did, I am dead inside. But that still doesn't change the fact that I didn't laugh once.

I didn't find any of them funny either.

+infinity
I thought "so that's what the writers of FarkTV are doing now"
 
2012-06-01 02:25:47 PM
My free time is precious and I have little time to myself. When I do have "quiet time", I relax by reading the headlines and articles submitted on Fark. Yes, I know it's pathetic, but that's how I enjoy spending the few and far between moments of peace in my day. That being said: I want my 2 minutes back, subby. Was the stupid tag in a coma or something?
 
2012-06-01 02:26:01 PM

nunpunter


Ed Grubermann: Well, that was a huge waste of time.

How dare they interrupt your very profitable internetting by forcing you to read that, right?

Although I dare say, taking time to comment on it, only increased the amount of time wasted.


just to really prove the point, I read your post twice.
 
2012-06-01 02:26:04 PM
Jeez, I must be a cranky old biatch today. The only one that even got a tiny grin was hairless cat.

/always old and a biatch
//just not usually this cranky
///still liked the hairless cat one though
 
2012-06-01 02:26:06 PM

mr lawson: [www.blogcdn.com image 432x144]
/rock on


My fav too.
 
2012-06-01 02:26:14 PM

Three Crooked Squirrels: I didn't laugh once. Apparently since you all did, I am not so easily entertained like a girl counting to potato.


FTFY

Some clever little blurbs, but laugh out loud funny? Not so much.
Then again, it's fark, so I'm not all that surprised to see people guffaw outrageously at the slightest of jokes and even things that aren't funny, like the one weird guy at your office. Fark is just a huge gathering of that guy.

The Homer Tax: Mugato: I read a lot of those in Mitch Hedberg's voice.

To me they all read like "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey"


Me too initially. It eventually blended to somewhere between that and some Andy Rooney impersonator.
/did you ever notice..
 
2012-06-01 02:26:27 PM

cranked: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: It's hard to find them on the Internet. They tend to be drowned out by women (and men) who are trying to be funny, but just end up coming off as bitter and/or angry.

meet

DrippinBalls: F* k you, you worthless whore! You stole my heart, ripped it out, stomped on it. Die & go straight to hell.

/should I have saved that for valentine's day 2013?


Must I?
 
2012-06-01 02:27:13 PM

kroonermanblack: Three Crooked Squirrels: I didn't laugh once. Apparently since you all did, I am dead inside. But that still doesn't change the fact that I didn't laugh once.

I didn't find any of them funny either.


I found just the one used in the headline to be "funny". The others had elements of humour, but weren't very good.

I must be in bizarro world. Most days Fark is like a Humour Snob site, people pshawing anything that isn't straight from the Jester Bible written in 1600.

But all of a sudden everyone is guzzling the nuts of these tweets that invoke the reaction of "hmmp".
 
2012-06-01 02:27:56 PM
I also enjoyed the "sad news from hot women" link at the end of the Tweet list.

PNSFW.
 
2012-06-01 02:28:42 PM

quizzical: [www.blogcdn.com image 432x148]


nightmares!
 
2012-06-01 02:28:47 PM
i giggled on the inside. some nice clever observations. but not really lol-worthy.
 
2012-06-01 02:29:12 PM
Oh, and "Tegro" was funny too. When my kid watches it I'm going to nonchalantly refer to him as that, and when my wife corrects me act all appalled.
 
2012-06-01 02:30:14 PM

Ed Grubermann: Well, that was a huge waste of time.


But posting your opinion on Fark about it was totally worth it. Thanks!
 
2012-06-01 02:31:31 PM

MoronLessOff: violentsalvation:
[www.blogcdn.com image 432x148]
That one cracked me up.

I dunno about you, but I like the Tank Girl look.

P-p-p-pow!


I hung out with a few girls in college that had the waffle iron shave thing going, one or two were sexy, but
I can't even think about tank girl b/c of Jet

www.kideternal.com
 
2012-06-01 02:32:30 PM

omeganuepsilon: Fark is just a huge gathering of that guy.


That guy, plus the other guy that doesn't find anything funny or impressive or moving... EVER.

At least the weird guy gets invited to lunch.
 
2012-06-01 02:33:24 PM
I can't wait to read the other 48 side-splittingly hilarious reactions from those who didn't find them all that funny.

GREAT STUFF! KEEP 'EM COMING!!!
 
2012-06-01 02:35:17 PM

scalpod: I can't wait to read the other 48 side-splittingly hilarious reactions from those who didn't find them all that funny.

GREAT STUFF! KEEP 'EM COMING!!!


We need the "Stop liking things I don't like!" junior chess master pic.
 
2012-06-01 02:36:00 PM

skrame: I also enjoyed the "sad news from hot women" link at the end of the Tweet list.

PNSFW.


Me likely #9
 
2012-06-01 02:36:52 PM
Too funny - one of the tweeters is a really good friend of mine.
 
2012-06-01 02:36:57 PM
Write the name of someone you hate in permanent marker on you everyday so no matter how you die they'll be a suspect
 
2012-06-01 02:37:05 PM

hatelabs: MoronLessOff: violentsalvation:
[www.blogcdn.com image 432x148]
That one cracked me up.

I dunno about you, but I like the Tank Girl look.

P-p-p-pow!

I hung out with a few girls in college that had the waffle iron shave thing going, one or two were sexy, but
I can't even think about tank girl b/c of Jet

[www.kideternal.com image 388x479]


*wistful sigh* Naomi Watts as Jet Girl

/my bunk, I'll be in it
 
2012-06-01 02:38:19 PM

fruitbatnt: kroonermanblack: Three Crooked Squirrels: I didn't laugh once. Apparently since you all did, I am dead inside. But that still doesn't change the fact that I didn't laugh once.

I didn't find any of them funny either.
+infinity
I thought "so that's what the writers of FarkTV are doing now"


kontraband.se
 
2012-06-01 02:38:36 PM
The one about dressing as the pizza guy was a ripoff of a Carrot Top joke, so that soured me to the list a bit.
Funny? Yes.
Funniest Evar? Probably not.
Patton Oswalt has some hilarious tweets that are better.
 
2012-06-01 02:38:47 PM
That was the worst waste of time ever forreallsyall. I can't believe I clicked a link, read the comments, logged in, and wrote this post to tell everyone how much of a waste of time it was.

forrealsyall

www.blogcdn.com
 
2012-06-01 02:39:49 PM
Hey everyone!
I thought some were funny and some weren't. It's like my sense of humor doesn't match that of others.
WOW! What a farking revelation!
 
2012-06-01 02:40:34 PM

Debeo Summa Credo: Oh, and "Tegro" was funny too. When my kid watches it I'm going to nonchalantly refer to him as that, and when my wife corrects me act all appalled.


It's attractive and successful tiger American, please
 
2012-06-01 02:41:57 PM
Well, that was a complete waste of time.

I mean, I laughed and everything, but it was a complete waste of time.

/amidoinitrite?
 
2012-06-01 02:42:13 PM

Bunnyhat: Mugato: Does anyone else have a big ad in the middle of it? I have ad block and no script.

Only using Chrome. Works in Firefox for me.


OK, that's some seriously broken shiat. Who do I blame? Chrome? The coder? Or Firefox?
 
2012-06-01 02:43:06 PM

CapnPlaty: The one about dressing as the pizza guy was a ripoff of a Carrot Top joke.....


which is actually a rip off of a Robin Williams joke.......
 
2012-06-01 02:43:24 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-01 02:43:43 PM
ATTENTION PLEASE


I just want you all to know that I found some of the tweets to be funny and was not entertained by the others.

Thank you for your time.
 
2012-06-01 02:44:01 PM

factoryconnection: omeganuepsilon: Fark is just a huge gathering of that guy.

That guy, plus the other guy that doesn't find anything funny or impressive or moving... EVER.

At least the weird guy gets invited to lunch.


I said the things were clever, just not uproariously funny.

Defensive much?

And no, that guy doesn't get invited to lunch, except as pity, or some sort of whole office outing where it would be frowned upon/against policy to exclude the creep.
"I GOT INVITED OUT TO LUNCH NOW I'M SPESHUL!"
 
2012-06-01 02:44:15 PM

mat catastrophe: Bunnyhat: Mugato: Does anyone else have a big ad in the middle of it? I have ad block and no script.

Only using Chrome. Works in Firefox for me.

OK, that's some seriously broken shiat. Who do I blame? Chrome? The coder? Or Firefox?


Obama
 
2012-06-01 02:45:06 PM

factoryconnection: omeganuepsilon: Fark is just a huge gathering of that guy.

That guy, plus the other guy that doesn't find anything funny or impressive or moving... EVER.

At least the weird guy gets invited to lunch.


And that other other guy that just interjects a non sequitur that may or may not be funny depending on mood and phase of the moon.
 
2012-06-01 02:45:18 PM

DrippinBalls: F* k you, you worthless whore! You stole my heart, ripped it out, stomped on it. Die & go straight to hell.

/should I have saved that for valentine's day 2013?


Are you dating my ex?
 
2012-06-01 02:45:25 PM
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2012-06-01 02:45:26 PM

Three Crooked Squirrels: I didn't laugh once. Apparently since you all did, I am dead inside. But that still doesn't change the fact that I didn't laugh once.


Are you a zombie? I really laughed hard at some of them....you need to smoke a fatty or get laid or something! Maybe kroonermanblack can help you out.
 
2012-06-01 02:47:14 PM

CapnPlaty: Debeo Summa Credo: Oh, and "Tegro" was funny too. When my kid watches it I'm going to nonchalantly refer to him as that, and when my wife corrects me act all appalled.

It's attractive and successful tiger American, please


Wouldn't it be successful and attractive tegro American, please?
 
2012-06-01 02:49:57 PM
Lebron James' ego twitter page has some hoots!
Link
 
2012-06-01 02:50:35 PM

Bonanza Jellybean: Just follow @dril


and @FarkerPeaceboy
 
GOB
2012-06-01 02:50:53 PM
fark livers!
 
2012-06-01 02:54:34 PM

LeroyBourne: Lebron James' ego twitter page has some hoots!
Link


They were ok, none of em quite had a ring to it though.
 
2012-06-01 02:55:06 PM
I liked the one about the kangaroo and the malt shop owner.
 
2012-06-01 02:55:37 PM
scottydoesntknow

LeroyBourne: Lebron James' ego twitter page has some hoots!
Link

They were ok, none of em quite had a ring to it though.


SLAM!
 
2012-06-01 02:56:32 PM

sure haven't: I found just the one used in the headline to be "funny". The others had elements of humour, but weren't very good.

I must be in bizarro world. Most days Fark is like a Humour Snob site, people pshawing anything that isn't straight from the Jester Bible written in 1600.

But all of a sudden everyone is guzzling the nuts of these tweets that invoke the reaction of "hmmp".


You summed up my feelings precisely, so thanks. I can't imagine laughing out loud at any of these except possibly the first one.

Is this a generational thing, I wonder?

/ Old
 
2012-06-01 02:58:24 PM
Exactly 2 of "the 51 funniest tweets of all time" made me laugh out loud. I found 3 other's to be punny and about 5 that were retardo.
 
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