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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)   "Traffic around here is as bad as two cows farking." That's a saying, right? Well, it is in Pittsburgh   (post-gazette.com) divider line 32
    More: Weird, Pennsylvania State Police, parkways, construction zone  
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2012-06-01 11:05:13 AM  
Well fark me running...
 
2012-06-01 11:30:30 AM  
lesbian cows got it going on, in Fattsburgh
 
2012-06-01 11:32:28 AM  
Can you get me some jerky from up that drawer?

/Obscure?
 
2012-06-01 11:32:46 AM  
Pittsburgh's translation in German is "City of fat cow women". So it's pretty accurate...
 
2012-06-01 11:32:49 AM  
keep traffic mooving?
 
2012-06-01 11:33:33 AM  
2 bulls were standing on a ridge looking down at the cattle.

The young bull exclaims "Let's run down and f*ck one of 'em!"

The older bull replies, "Let's walk down there and f*ck 'em all."
 
2012-06-01 11:38:46 AM  
"It's right in the construction zone so it's making a big mess out there," Trooper John Corna said.

Oh for crying out loud.
 
2012-06-01 11:42:49 AM  
There was a pig on the Parkway yesterday.

I think it's a sign of the apocalypse.
 
2012-06-01 11:47:10 AM  
I'm not sure why, but this video immediately came to mind when I read the headline.
 
2012-06-01 11:47:49 AM  
kansas-railroad-job-insurance.com
 
2012-06-01 11:49:35 AM  

TheNewJesus: lesbian cows got it going on, in Fattsburgh


Bull dykes?
 
2012-06-01 11:52:17 AM  
Cows farking isnt bad at all. It's where steak comes from.
 
2012-06-01 11:52:25 AM  
So... from the bull's perspective, its pretty good?
 
2012-06-01 12:10:30 PM  
"Son, when the reverend's here, say 'the bull surprised the brown cow."

[twenty minutes pass]

"Dad! Dad! The bull surprised the white cow!"

"Is that so, son?"

"Yeah! He farked the brown cow again!"
 
2012-06-01 12:18:42 PM  
And it smells like two cows farting.
 
2012-06-01 12:24:21 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-01 12:31:02 PM  
"...why do you ask, Two Cows Farking?"
 
2012-06-01 12:36:09 PM  
"It's right in the construction zone so it's making a big mess out there,"

Ahem. Quite.
 
2012-06-01 12:41:52 PM  
Why do you ask, Two Dogs Rooting?
 
2012-06-01 12:57:03 PM  
"It's right in the construction zone so it's making a big mess out there," Trooper John Corna said.

How could they tell it wasn't just a couple of members of the crew?

/no reflective vests maybe
 
2012-06-01 01:04:26 PM  
"It's right in the construction zone so it's making a big mess out there," OK John Corna, what is your Fark handle?
 
2012-06-01 01:16:16 PM  
I think the right term is 'as slow as' and I've mainly heard that talking about old folks and not cows...
 
2012-06-01 01:17:40 PM  
how can you expect a cow to stay down on the farm once it's had a slice o the Philadelphia Deep Dish Finger Pie
 
2012-06-01 01:29:44 PM  
Was this one of the "cows" in question?

upload.wikimedia.org

/hot like the guy who does the voice of the ferret
 
2012-06-01 01:31:44 PM  
When the mood strikes, well....just do it.
 
2012-06-01 01:49:56 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: There was a pig on the Parkway yesterday.

I think it's a sign of the apocporkalypse.


FTFM

/Oink!
 
2012-06-01 01:50:07 PM  
pics?
 
2012-06-01 03:51:17 PM  
Haven't heard that, but we do refer to a disorganized situation as "like a monkey farking a football."
 
2012-06-01 04:09:23 PM  
Traffic is bad because NONE OF YOU KNOW HOW TO farkING DRIVE JESUS farkING CHRIST
 
2012-06-01 04:32:27 PM  

Honest Bender: Can you get me some jerky from up that drawer?

/Obscure?


I grew up on a jerky ranch. We never watered our cows. When that failed, we started a velcro farm, but a lint storm wiped us out.
 
2012-06-01 09:42:34 PM  
Everyone in Shiatsburgh is a cow farker.
 
2012-06-01 10:22:27 PM  

LancePGH: Well fark me running...


And to think, I thought that was a lost phrase.
 
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