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(Some Guy)   "She's such a fun person to be around, and she's always energetic - always has something fun to do" say students of the librarian accused of having sex with teenagers   (big106.com) divider line 69
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2012-06-01 11:20:05 AM
Popular with the students.

You don't say!
 
2012-06-01 11:20:41 AM
I'd.... kiss her face
 
2012-06-01 11:20:56 AM
During her emotional court appearance, Hyre pled for her release saying, "I don't feel comfortable here. I'm scared to death, and I probably shouldn't be."

Shouldn't be what?
 
2012-06-01 11:22:53 AM
My HS librarian was an aged warthog. She's not a whole lot better.
 
2012-06-01 11:23:51 AM
Library assistant, subby. Library assistant. There's a big difference.
 
2012-06-01 11:24:55 AM
tcritic.com
I'm engaged to a Library Science graduate
 
2012-06-01 11:26:41 AM
Ok, one more time. Farking a 17 year old boy cannot be called abuse.
 
2012-06-01 11:26:51 AM
blatz514: During her emotional court appearance, Hyre pled for her release saying, "I don't feel comfortable here. I'm scared to death, and I probably shouldn't be."

Shouldn't be what?


Awk! Polly shouldn't be! Awk!
 
2012-06-01 11:29:54 AM
JackieRabbit: Ok, one more time. Farking a 17 year old boy cannot be called abuse.

But farking a 17 year old girl is one of the most heinous crimes you can commit.
 
2012-06-01 11:30:08 AM
JackieRabbit: Ok, one more time. Farking a 17 year old boy cannot be called abuse.

Why not?
 
2012-06-01 11:30:51 AM
Energetic? Fun? Attitude can be as important as looks, at 17 I would have hit that with vim and vigor.
 
2012-06-01 11:30:55 AM
JackieRabbit: Ok, one more time. Farking a 17 year old boy cannot be called abuse.


Then farking 17 year old girls cannot be called abuse either.

/and on that note, I'm swinging by the local high school on my lunch break.
 
2012-06-01 11:31:03 AM
Nick Nostril: My HS librarian was an aged warthog. She's not a whole lot better.

When I was in H.S., I was a library assistant, and the librarian was a woman in her mid-30s who was totally smoking.

/no, never tagged that
//but she did let me help her with editing the magazines - which meant finding and removing pages that contained "inappropriate" images.
///working in the back room with a hot woman while looking at other hot women... yeah... was a difficult couple of years.
 
2012-06-01 11:31:57 AM
stevetherobot: But farking a 17 year old girl is one of the most heinous crimes you can commit.

DONK DONK
 
2012-06-01 11:32:31 AM
Local video coverage here, with the accused speaking before the court:

Link
 
Skr
2012-06-01 11:32:43 AM
I'd let her teach me the Dewey decimal system, like they used to do.
 
2012-06-01 11:32:43 AM
And she never charged a late fee
 
2012-06-01 11:33:28 AM
schattenteufel: Then farking 17 year old girls cannot be called abuse either.

It is not in some states which you should consider upon which you are in that state or not.
 
2012-06-01 11:34:08 AM
fat boy: And she never charged a late fee

With 17 year old boys, she should have charged an early fee.
 
2012-06-01 11:35:06 AM
JackieRabbit

Ok, one more time. Farking a 17 year old boy cannot be called abuse

Did you see the picture?.
 
2012-06-01 11:38:52 AM
Because a library assistant has so much authority over the kids?

I can see it for a principal or a teacher. Maybe a librarian, although I doubt it. A library assistant? Fire her and move on.
 
2012-06-01 11:39:46 AM
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HS Librarian Pleads for Release!

Promising headline, but the story was poorly written.
 
2012-06-01 11:40:19 AM
Random Anonymous Blackmail: JackieRabbit

Ok, one more time. Farking a 17 year old boy cannot be called abuse

Did you see the picture?.


17 year old boys do NOT have standards. As long as there are squishy fun boxes to fark, that's all it takes.
 
2012-06-01 11:42:28 AM
66dude: Random Anonymous Blackmail: JackieRabbit

Ok, one more time. Farking a 17 year old boy cannot be called abuse

Did you see the picture?.

17 year old boys do NOT have standards. As long as there are squishy fun boxes to fark, that's all it takes.


She's 51, not sure how squishy it is any more.
 
2012-06-01 11:43:51 AM
JackieRabbit: Ok, one more time. Farking a 17 year old boy cannot be called abuse.

Exactly. Put her in jail for breaking the law, but PLEASE stop calling it abuse!
 
2012-06-01 11:47:54 AM
Random Anonymous Blackmail: JackieRabbit

Ok, one more time. Farking a 17 year old boy cannot be called abuse

Did you see the picture?.


I just looked at the link of the local news coverage. She's not that bad for a 51 year old. But to a 17 year old boy with a hard on, what the woman looks like is not so important.
 
2012-06-01 11:49:29 AM
Sangi: She's 51, not sure how squishy it is any more.

Dropping trou with a 17-year old? You can bet that the sound of the dripping would be audible.
 
2012-06-01 11:50:54 AM
She has a porn star name.
 
2012-06-01 11:54:08 AM
She probably just needed help with her word jumble. I'm sure she was very gentle and tender and her eyes do still sparkle.
 
2012-06-01 11:54:11 AM
JackieRabbit: Ok, one more time. Farking a 17 year old boy cannot be called abuse.

Then at what age do you draw the line?
 
2012-06-01 11:54:55 AM
www.beautiful-libraries.com

Photo of the shameless hussy dancing on tables while surrounded with young men.
 
2012-06-01 11:57:51 AM
Mock26: JackieRabbit: Ok, one more time. Farking a 17 year old boy cannot be called abuse.

Then at what age do you draw the line?


You spelled "gender" wrong.
 
2012-06-01 11:58:09 AM
People lying out in the woods eating sandwiches, and drinking directly out of jugs with innocent young boys.
.
 
2012-06-01 11:58:26 AM
I have heard a lot of things you would call a 17 yr old guy nailing a 51 yr old woman....but "abuse" was never one of those things
 
2012-06-01 11:58:28 AM
Sangi: 66dude: Random Anonymous Blackmail: JackieRabbit

Ok, one more time. Farking a 17 year old boy cannot be called abuse

Did you see the picture?.

17 year old boys do NOT have standards. As long as there are squishy fun boxes to fark, that's all it takes.

She's 51, not sure how squishy it is any more.


Women dry out from the head down.
 
2012-06-01 11:59:19 AM
Mock26: JackieRabbit: Ok, one more time. Farking a 17 year old boy cannot be called abuse.

Then at what age do you draw the line?


It should be legal for boys to have sex at age 10. For girls, it should probably be somewhere around 25. Boys can take care of themselves. We need to protect the girls from making bad decisions while punishing those who take advantage of their feeble little minds.
 
2012-06-01 12:00:20 PM
GameSprocket: [www.beautiful-libraries.com image 400x300]

Photo of the shameless hussy dancing on tables while surrounded with young men.


"But the civilized world accepts
as unforgivable sin
any 'talking out loud'
with any librarian"

...Never heard it called that before....
 
2012-06-01 12:06:24 PM
17 y/o boys do not get "sexually abused." (If the sex is consensual) They get "blow jobs" and "laid". 17 y/o girls do not get "sexually abused." (If the sex is consensual) They get "nom noms" and "laid". I, for one, remember banging SLUTS when I was in highschool. That's right, there are 16 and 17 year old SLUTS. and 16 and 1 year old HORN DOGS. Hell, 150 years ago, some kids that age were already married and squirting out kids.

/not saying teachers or school staff should be banging kids.
//17 years 364 days 23 hours and 59 minutes is still jail bait. Why is that minute so important?
 
2012-06-01 12:07:17 PM
Library assistant =/= Librarian. Same way that paralegal =/= lawyer. Just sayin'. Gotta defend the "profession" ;)
 
2012-06-01 12:08:45 PM
Alyson Hannigan's Flute: and 16 and 1 year old HORN DOGS.

Why don't you just have a seat over there....
 
2012-06-01 12:08:47 PM
16 and 17 year old HORN DOGS

ftfm
 
2012-06-01 12:10:45 PM
Heidi Hyre? More like Heidi Heidi Ho.
img23.imageshack.us
 
2012-06-01 12:14:57 PM
newsflash: your snowflakes are farking, and they like it.
 
2012-06-01 12:23:51 PM
How many times can 17 go into 51? Exactly 3.
 
2012-06-01 12:32:04 PM
phrenicmonkey: Heidi Hyre? More like Heidi Heidi Ho.
[img23.imageshack.us image 200x243]


Thanks. Until I saw your post, I read this thread with the Bookhouse Boys' theme from "Twin Peaks" in my head.

/skitditdidditdidittleitvootditdiddleitskitditdiddleitvootdiddoy!
 
2012-06-01 12:43:14 PM
schattenteufel: [tcritic.com image 450x435]
I'm engaged to a Library Science graduate


If you have to add the word "Science" to a discipline, it's not actually a "Science".

//At least, that is what my Astronomy professor told me...
//...when I was a comp-sci major
 
2012-06-01 12:46:12 PM
In my high school (tiny town in SD), one of the girls who graduated a year ahead of me got hired as a library assistant. Then the librarian died (she was in her 80's so it was no surprise to anyone), and the younger girl got promoted to full-on librarian. And since she had gone to school with, partied with and farked several boys who were still students, she naturally thought it was fine to continue to do so. And so she did. Nobody seemed to care, including the parents and administration.
 
2012-06-01 12:46:28 PM
Any hot chick that likes to fark is fun to be around.

A sadder but wiser girl for me.
 
2012-06-01 12:53:56 PM
Why should teachers have all the fun?
 
2012-06-01 01:13:41 PM
PonceAlyosha: Sangi: 66dude: Random Anonymous Blackmail: JackieRabbit

Ok, one more time. Farking a 17 year old boy cannot be called abuse

Did you see the picture?.

17 year old boys do NOT have standards. As long as there are squishy fun boxes to fark, that's all it takes.

She's 51, not sure how squishy it is any more.

Women dry out from the head down.


That's why there's this:

www.grattecenne.com

Or this:

robpetkau.files.wordpress.com

Result:

news.indonewyork.com

/Hot!
 
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